Unstoppable Post Like Amelia thread

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:17 pm

eh_d wrote:

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BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:28 pm

Friendly Goatus wrote:I can't risk my reeelapse honor with a failed thread

eddie munster · Post by **eddie munster** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:29 pm

when i mastobate i pretend i have a dick and i use both hands , my imaginary dick is really big. once i cum i sing the teenage mutant ninja turtles song and punch myself in the face 3 times just to know i still can feel

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:31 pm

BUNGVOX wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:I can't risk my reeelapse honor with a failed thread

Looking to get schooled on humor again, you manchild?

zzzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzzz** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:37 pm

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

ME WANT FOOOOOOOOD

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

smooth · Post by **smooth** » Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:34 pm

Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:
Cryptoplasty wrote:i pretend i don't take message board interaction seriously
The Apathy Clause takes on new meaning with her. All this is entirely important to her. She won't run out and get a new life. She was raised here. It's actually not right. It's why you don't give your baby more than a few sips of beer...you don't want to fuck them up that young.

I see you're using the board as modern literature practice...

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance · Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:37 pm

i think zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is chinbeard!

ryan, if you think i eat too much just SAY SO. jeez.

zzzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzzz** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:18 am

'm all 'rig'nal honey-pie

You Killed Jesus · Post by **You Killed Jesus** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:41 am

you guys are gonna make her cry...

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:28 am

i am vegan only to associate myself with counterculture.

amos galore · Post by **amos galore** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:56 pm

Why doesn't everybody her foe'd? Thank fuck for that option. Are you all sadists or masochists? I can't figure it out.

NP: Thin Lizzy-Chinatown.

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:13 pm

I considered foeing her but this is more fun.

I totally boned this suicidal effeminate junkie last night after his band finished up. It's probably my favorite band in the world even though I don't know their name or really pay attention to the music. I'm recounting this experience on a public forum but DON'T TELL ANYONE I'M A LADY AND NEED TO PRESERVE MY REPUTATION

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:57 pm

Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.

who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu..... :what:

amos galore · Post by **amos galore** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:00 pm

Cryptoplasty wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.
who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:57 pm

amos galore wrote:
Cryptoplasty wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.
who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....

that better be a 40 cause anything smaller would not be worthwhile to use for urine storage. plus i want don't want to look too high class, and i like that whole ironic ghetto thing so......boner......<insert random adjective for added awkward and uneasy quirkiness> :what:

death by snoo snoo · Post by **death by snoo snoo** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:02 pm

Cryptoplasty wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.
who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....

You talk shit now but you would love to hang out with me. I might even let you slurp on my chowderhog, shitwrinkle.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:45 pm

i'm smelling kinda funny after mainlining hummus last night into an anal vein

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:51 pm

i'm going to have ironic 80's night at home with some random girl i met because, but i'm bi-sexual for attention only so i'll never touch her........fuuuuuuuuuuu

The Torsion · Post by **The Torsion** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:56 am

I could have any one of you whenever I want. That's why you're all so mean to me. It's not because I'm obnoxious and narcissistic.

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:02 pm

The Torsion wrote:I could have any one of you whenever I want. That's why you're all so mean to me. It's not because I'm obnoxious and narcissistic.

you say you would never fuck me, but i know you would fuck me if i giggles by titties in your pimpled mug which i've never seen.
im going to a vegan pig roast brb..... :what:

John Jr. · Post by **John Jr.** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:03 pm

look at me, i'm amelia. i vaguely favor dave mustaine with bitchin' titties and a boyman fixation.

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:39 pm

i have not posted since this thread started and will probably take time off and when i come back everyone will have forgotten about this thread, riiiiiiight?.......... :what:

ThePhillyExperiment · Post by **ThePhillyExperiment** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:48 pm

i hate money and it's totally disgusting for you people that are TRAPPED in your own delusion but I totally scored 25 boner dollars/hr at my work yesterday from my fat, hairy Italian boss who I'm way too good to work for. But, you know, I'm a cheap fat slut FUCK YOU FATTY! that money's going for some rad nuggets and I'm totally going to bone down with this autistic retard that smells like shit OMG i hope I don't get herpes again...

The Torsion · Post by **The Torsion** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:37 pm

Waddled to the show my new favorite portland band was playing and stood around awkwardly...no money for beer so i just drank out of cans in the dumpster and waddled home to play with my cat who is now dead because i spent the food money on weed and stupid tattoos. :what:

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:18 pm

I guess you guys killed her.

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