Unstoppable Post Like Amelia thread

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hahahahah i just showed my friend this and we're cracking up ridiculously hard over torsion's last one!jdfgkdg

so awesome, you guys rule!

[Friendly Goatus]

hahahahah i just showed my friend this and we're cracking up ridiculously hard over torsion's last one!jdfgkdg

so awesome, you guys rule!

Shevil Tactics. Looks like you'll be blowing up pretty soon and getting yourself banned.

Excellent...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

what the fuck, eham...hahahahah...what is that?

[Erik13]

I think it's his beanbag...

[Cryptoplasty]

hahahahah i just showed my friend this and we're cracking up ridiculously hard over torsion's last one!jdfgkdg

so awesome, you guys rule!

So you showed your 'friend' to get some sort of validation. Nice.

And yes, total Shevil tactics.

[zzzzzzzz]

Why doesn't everybody her foe'd? Thank fuck for that option. Are you all sadists or masochists? I can't figure it out.

NP: Thin Lizzy-Chinatown.

CHINA-TOooooowwwnnn

fuck yes I am listening to this today

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hahahahah i just showed my friend this and we're cracking up ridiculously hard over torsion's last one!jdfgkdg

so awesome, you guys rule!

So you showed your 'friend' to get some sort of validation. Nice.

And yes, total Shevil tactics.

eh, whatever. if there's something intrinsically wrong with getting my reeelapse fix while duder from out of town is in the bathroom or otherwise occupied, and not turning off the computer in shame when he enters the room and asks what i'm looking at, then call me a fucking fasggot. hell, call me a faggot anyway. JAM!

[Cryptoplasty]

Are you going to fuck him too?

[Deleted Account]

Okay Eham, lets not get carried away...

[The Torsion]

Are you going to fuck him too?

She already has. He was in the bathroom cleaning up.

[Glass Asshole]

I was standing outside a bar yesterday looking for hookers to hit on and this boy asked me for a smoke. He was crushing on me pretty hard and I told him about how sometimes I dip celery into my vagina and eat it because it's a cruelty free snack. Mom always said a vagina was a girls only friend. So we started making out and I showed him my bruises but the whole time I wanted crab cakes. Crab cakes. I just want a god damn woman with man hands and at the least one std. Is that too much to ask for? Jam!

[The Torsion]

I was standing outside a bar yesterday looking for hookers to hit on and this boy asked me for a smoke. He was crushing on me pretty hard and I told him about how sometimes I dip celery into my vagina and eat it because it's a cruelty free snack. Mom always said a vagina was a girls only friend. So we started making out and I showed him my bruises but the whole time I wanted crab cakes. Crab cakes. I just want a god damn woman with man hands and at the least one std. Is that too much to ask for? Jam!

6/10

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hahahaha GFC you're my favorite board twink.


homeboy has a girlfriend, doubt im hitting it. he's cute though.

[Wang Mandu]

My mental problems are severe enough to receive gov't money and medication yet I abuse drugs and alcohol.


I don't think I'm doing this right.

[Cryptoplasty]

tax dollarbux at work in this thread yooooooo....

PHAT!

[Glass Asshole]

hahahaha GFC you're my favorite board twink.

I tried