Unstoppable Post Like Amelia thread
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Unstoppable Post Like Amelia thread
I was in a hurry and had to piss so I ran to the terlit and got going. I started to get impatient so I squeezed it out quicker then shoved my dong back in my pants.
ONLY I WASN'T DONE PEEING
I watched my mom molest my dog when I was a kid so that's why I'm lazy.
ONLY I WASN'T DONE PEEING
I watched my mom molest my dog when I was a kid so that's why I'm lazy.
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I don't even LIKE dogs!
Hey, I'm going to put on a bra and go buy a 40 at the minit man market, be back soon...
Hey, I'm going to put on a bra and go buy a 40 at the minit man market, be back soon...
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I have SO MUCH POTENTIAL!
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when...was a kid...grandma always said to 'worry bout yourself'...guess...grandma didn't count on..postin on the reeelapse board...
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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:when...was a kid...grandma always said to 'worry bout yourself'...guess...grandma didn't count on..postin on the reeelapse board...
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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I'm totally selfish and use awkwardness to cover it up!
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You're not following the instructions. This doesn't sound very Amelia.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:when...was a kid...grandma always said to 'worry bout yourself'...guess...grandma didn't count on..postin on the reeelapse board...
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Man, I'm not doing very well. Only the first one was good. I need to brainstorm.
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Didn't you spend your developmental years on this board? Which makes all your oversharing, what, compulsory?Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:when...was a kid...grandma always said to 'worry bout yourself'...guess...grandma didn't count on..postin on the reeelapse board...
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i do drugs and fuck indiscriminately i me me i my me i my take take take take
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Think: Cats. Twinks. Tampons. Weed. Now go with that.Friendly Goatus wrote:Man, I'm not doing very well. Only the first one was good. I need to brainstorm.
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My cat is suffering from gender confusion! I know all about it so I can read the signs. I shoved a tampon in his ass so he'd maybe feel a little more feminine. I don't think he was ready to be a woman yet, because he freaked out so I blew some smoke in his face to calm him down... now he's lazily stretching out on the lawn while getting drilled by some of Portland's world famous homo cats.Deleted Account wrote:Think: Cats. Twinks. Tampons. Weed. Now go with that.Friendly Goatus wrote:Man, I'm not doing very well. Only the first one was good. I need to brainstorm.
My little baby is all growed up!
My mom made me eat her panties when I was eight because I was being too loud. That's why I can't hold down a job.
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i'm locking this thread because i can't handle the criticism brought onto myself
i am smarter than you because you just don't get me
i pretend my actions do not effect others because i am one of the most selfish people alive
i pretend im crazy to collect social security and spend it all on booze, weed, tattoos, and cat food
i don't like being told what to do and that's why i can't keep a job
i am the most insecure person alive
i pretend i have a penis all the time because im so wacky and not a girl
i am an attention vegan
i am smarter than you because you just don't get me
i pretend my actions do not effect others because i am one of the most selfish people alive
i pretend im crazy to collect social security and spend it all on booze, weed, tattoos, and cat food
i don't like being told what to do and that's why i can't keep a job
i am the most insecure person alive
i pretend i have a penis all the time because im so wacky and not a girl
i am an attention vegan
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Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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Re: Unstoppable Post Like Amelia thread
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My mom made me eat her panties when I was eight because I was being too loud. That's why I can't hold down a job.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
Re: Unstoppable Post Like Amelia thread
i'm still at the same place ive worked for over a year and a half dudes, i thought i quit or something but i guess not!
everything else is spot on, though.
everything else is spot on, though.
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i pretend i don't care about the truthPyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:everything else is spot on, though.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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My bandanna smells like menopause and my cat's a whore. adjectives^2. I'm going to go take a melatonin and then smoke weed and lay on my bed that's covered in mildewed laundry.
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A
Gyno-secretions and excretory waste
Uneasy truce with female posters
Basement Lyfestyle
Odor
Inappropriate and shocking behavior
Rare and calculated appeals for pity
Predatory sexual behavior toward nice guys enacting reverse-gender deflowering empowerment bullshit
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Ensnaring male posters in vago-bog at MDF
Metal justification and occasional reminder that I listen to music
Feigned hurt at personal attacks
Real hurt at personal attacks
Drug stories
Acting like some wise sage-hag with life experience exceeding my years
Random insertion
A little from column A and a little from column B.
Gyno-secretions and excretory waste
Uneasy truce with female posters
Basement Lyfestyle
Odor
Inappropriate and shocking behavior
Rare and calculated appeals for pity
Predatory sexual behavior toward nice guys enacting reverse-gender deflowering empowerment bullshit
B
Ensnaring male posters in vago-bog at MDF
Metal justification and occasional reminder that I listen to music
Feigned hurt at personal attacks
Real hurt at personal attacks
Drug stories
Acting like some wise sage-hag with life experience exceeding my years
Random insertion
A little from column A and a little from column B.
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Someone get some guitar and drum tracks and make a song out of this.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote: Gyno-secretions and excretory waste
Uneasy truce with female posters
Basement Lyfestyle
Odor
Inappropriate and shocking behavior
Rare and calculated appeals for pity
Predatory sexual behavior toward nice guys enacting reverse-gender deflowering empowerment bullshit
Ensnaring male posters in vago-bog at MDF
Metal justification and occasional reminder that I listen to music
Feigned hurt at personal attacks
Real hurt at personal attacks
Drug stories
Acting like some wise sage-hag with life experience exceeding my years
Random insertion
i only listen to music when im drunk which is all the time except that one time i went like a month without drinking and ran around and told everyone with my arms flailing around.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote: Metal justification and occasional reminder that I listen to music
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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Re: Unstoppable Post Like Amelia thread
Too much?Bored, Esq. wrote:Ouch.
I mean, we all have our A/B columns. I'm just feeling very mean lately.
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hahaha, so whaaaat? a lot of people are shitbags in private. keeping your innocence to yourself isn't a bad thing, really. you say selfishness, i say preservation of an untainted vision. i'm overly sensitive, and then...?
if the majority of people really want me to stop posting, i'll ask kevin to delete my account. it really isn't that big of a deal. being forced to spend time elsewhere wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to me, eh?
if the majority of people really want me to stop posting, i'll ask kevin to delete my account. it really isn't that big of a deal. being forced to spend time elsewhere wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to me, eh?
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No.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Too much?Bored, Esq. wrote:Ouch.
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cryptoplasty, i'm more involved with music when sober, generally.
OH WELL!
goatus, make this a poll. 50 votes by tomorrow and i'm gone!
OH WELL!
goatus, make this a poll. 50 votes by tomorrow and i'm gone!