Yo dawg, can I get some extra General Tso sauce

[delmuerte]

[Wang Mandu]

You'd think through their mutual love of fried chicken and shitty beer, blacks and asians would be best friends.

[Toxicarius]

So who doesn't keep a bottle of General Tso Sauce in their cupboard at home? Gangsta must eat his chickens dry when it snows.

[Zerohero]

can't wait for the film version

[Wormholegenerator]

[skin & bones]

You'd think through their mutual love of fried chicken and shitty beer, blacks and asians would be best friends.

blacks are FRIENDS with no one, basically, besides wannabe wiggers.

[NANOplague]

Black people ordering at subway should have it's own cable access show.

[Raw Ting]

haha oh man, that is some edgy shit. one hell of a story here!

[escape goat]

dude was white

I don't see what the guy's ability to commit to a monogamous relationship has to do with anyth--

ohhhhhh

[riley-o]

thread absolutely rules

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

I actually saw that shit the other day at the grocery store. I think its funny because the only really good place to get general tsos(as far as im concerened) is a cuban chinese place way uptown that uses barbecue instead of the regular crappy sauce.

People think think they can fuck with chinese people ususally have quite another thing coming as well.

[neckbeard]

I'm sittin' here wondering if this story is going to pay off or not and them boom

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

YOU RYE DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER, I DARE YOU

I don't know why.

Haha

[ratanda]

Jin Jin has a white woman working there now. I bet he beats her on a regular basis. She had no bruises, but he is smarter than that.......he hits her in the back with his bamboo stick.

Some faggot ordered GENERALS SHOWS CHICKEN with no rice.....

Take a photo of the order counter.

[Brett Favre]

YOU RYE DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER, I DARE YOU

Having said that:

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

http://www.igrind.org/reeelapse/viewtop ... b69a6aaa4f

[Jesus H Dump]

Jin Jin has a white woman working there now. I bet he beats her on a regular basis. She had no bruises, but he is smarter than that.......he hits her in the back with his bamboo stick.

Some faggot ordered GENERALS SHOWS CHICKEN with no rice.....

If he's smart he hits her on the top of her head so her hair hides the bruises.

[Ipswich]

YOU RYE DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER, I DARE YOU

Having said that:

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

http://www.igrind.org/reeelapse/viewtop ... b69a6aaa4f

Haha, you're still using igrind.org

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

fuckface

[hipster holocaust]

You'd think through their mutual love of fried chicken and shitty beer, blacks and asians would be best friends.

blacks are FRIENDS with no one, basically, besides wannabe wiggers.

well think about it, hard ass gangsta black dudes are basically wannabe wiggers

[soiled depends]

wiggers invented it...

[Bored, Esq.]

Excellent report from the outside world. Would read again.

Not related, but...my favorite pho shack in Austin started to suck when they fired their Mexican cook and hired some vaguely Asian looking guy who I'm guessing was Vietnamese. Never, ever fire Mexican cooks...they're the best.

[HeyWard]

Jin Jin has a white woman working there now. I bet he beats her on a regular basis. She had no bruises, but he is smarter than that.......he hits her in the back with his bamboo stick.

Some faggot ordered GENERALS SHOWS CHICKEN with no rice.....

There's this Chinese spot (with actual chinese employees) that sells General TOE's Chicken. Yep…

[NANOplague]

Black people ordering at subway should have it's own cable access show.

Oh god. Are you trying to make me furious.

Near the subway here is a hospital, and A number of times we have seen the same woman who Takes a food order for like 10 people. and then like does "i want 12 pickles.
12. 12! no that's too much mayo. I want a new one. I want 4 slices of peppers arranged circularly etc... etc...


I really hope this bitch dies. She Also weighs a fucking half ton at least.

haha, exactly my experience. "Yo, is that ALL the pickles I get?!!!"

[hipster holocaust]

Jin Jin has a white woman working there now. I bet he beats her on a regular basis. She had no bruises, but he is smarter than that.......he hits her in the back with his bamboo stick.

Some faggot ordered GENERALS SHOWS CHICKEN with no rice.....

There's this Chinese spot (with actual chinese employees) that sells General TOE's Chicken. Yep…

hahaha, i saw that shit on what, ave b with you?

[HeyWard]

Jin Jin has a white woman working there now. I bet he beats her on a regular basis. She had no bruises, but he is smarter than that.......he hits her in the back with his bamboo stick.

Some faggot ordered GENERALS SHOWS CHICKEN with no rice.....

There's this Chinese spot (with actual chinese employees) that sells General TOE's Chicken. Yep…

hahaha, i saw that shit on what, ave b with you?

Yeah, which makes it funnier. While Alphabet City isn't Chinatown (obviously), it's not like this place was sharing space with a Taco Bell and a Pizza Hut in Midtown, either.

[ratanda]

Ah, this is one of those places like right next door to a Publix or Kroger right?

[Iron Goldie]

Ah, this is one of those places like right next door to a Publix or Kroger right?

It's in a strip mall, but its next to a Turkish restaurant and a comic shop

A Chinese joint next to a comic shop? A small slice of heaven right there, if you ask me.