The worst food to eat before bed when wasted

[hard paranormal dong]

You all have broken stomachs. LOL

i was thinking the same thing. there have only been two occasions where my shit was fucked up from this and both times were pizza. the first time i puked in my sleep and it went into my nostrils, the second time i woke up and had to puke immediately. the only problem being that i had a mosquito net around my bed and had to hold it until i could find a way out. what i didnt realize is that i was standing on the net and when i finally got it over me i had held it so long that i literally puked through my nose. i still eat pizza when drunk though. i aint gonna let it win.

[smooth]

Have you ever ate the worst food to eat before bed when wasted... ON WEED?

[The Real MPD]

vegan barbecue beef ribs

[riley-o]

i still eat pizza when drunk though. i aint gonna let it win.

you've got the spirit of a warrior verno and i respect that

[Scumfucker]

I have had a couple bad experiences with spicy thai food. Burns more on the way out than on the way in.

[Ghost Dad]

That WC on High St is ruthless. "You rike a fries mister Joe?"

[fecal flakes]

Fried rice. One of the worst feelings on earth is having a massive hangover puke when your stomach is only filled with acid-soaked rice. If you ate fried rice after binge drinking, chug a glass of water before you vomit!

[Introvert]

Fried rice. One of the worst feelings on earth is having a massive hangover puke when your stomach is only filled with acid-soaked rice. If you ate fried rice after binge drinking, chug a glass of water before you vomit!

Ugh. When I was in my first band, playing one of our first real club type shows (shit, can't believe it's been 15 years) the owner of the club was in another band in town that we knew really well so even though I was 19 at the time he let me drink anything I wanted. I drank 2 pitchers of Hefeweizen to myself and had a few more beers when we all got back to my girlfriend's house. Before going to bed at 3:30am I downed a couple boxes of 2-3 day old leftover chinese food that included much fried rice. Fast forward a few hours and I wake up feeling really queezy. Before I could even try to figure out what was going on I start projectile vomiting all over my girlfriend's bedroom floor. In an effort to contain the sprays of beer soaked rice I grabbed a paper bag thinking that I'll just puke in there but my next heave goes right through the bottom of the bag. After my girlfriend made sure I was ok and finished she put me out on the couch but the next day when we woke up she had a long fit of yelling and then laughing at me and made me clean up the mess. I haven't had a Hefeweizen since and I never eat leftover chinese food.

[Mr. Budd]

I used to live with a guy that slept-ate a whole jar of Bacos one night.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

have you ever tried ACID....on WEED?????

always!

[Dr Yail Bloor]

have you ever tried ACID....on WEED?????

always!

[BUNGVOX]

ate a street gyro with extra hot sauce at 4am. seemed like a good idea at the time. my sphincter is angry

There used to be a club here in town that had a little gyro place in the same building. Pretty much after every show I went to there I would order one of their lamb/roasted veggie gyros to take home. Included in the 'roasted veggie' part was a massive amount of roasted garlic. I would always wake up the next morning with the most powerful farts that could've sailed a boat upstream and they smelled like whole bulbs of garlic were on fire in my colon.

i miss that fuckin place.

i used to order 3 gyros everytime i was there. one for the drive home. one for when i got home and took some bong hits. and one for the morning.

powerfarts.

[queedlemorth]

ate a street gyro with extra hot sauce at 4am. seemed like a good idea at the time. my sphincter is angry

There used to be a club here in town that had a little gyro place in the same building. Pretty much after every show I went to there I would order one of their lamb/roasted veggie gyros to take home. Included in the 'roasted veggie' part was a massive amount of roasted garlic. I would always wake up the next morning with the most powerful farts that could've sailed a boat upstream and they smelled like whole bulbs of garlic were on fire in my colon.

i miss that fuckin place.

i used to order 3 gyros everytime i was there. one for the drive home. one for when i got home and took some bong hits. and one for the morning.

powerfarts.

[hipster holocaust]

buffalo wings or white castle chicken sandwich with tons of bbq sauce...especially when you only eat chicken a few times a year after drinking heavily for most of the night

[Bored, Esq.]

ate a street gyro with extra hot sauce at 4am. seemed like a good idea at the time. my sphincter is angry

There used to be a club here in town that had a little gyro place in the same building. Pretty much after every show I went to there I would order one of their lamb/roasted veggie gyros to take home. Included in the 'roasted veggie' part was a massive amount of roasted garlic. I would always wake up the next morning with the most powerful farts that could've sailed a boat upstream and they smelled like whole bulbs of garlic were on fire in my colon.

i miss that fuckin place.

i used to order 3 gyros everytime i was there. one for the drive home. one for when i got home and took some bong hits. and one for the morning.

powerfarts.

Cold gyro in the morning? Hardcore.

[chris narcosis]

Day after never eat pesto on cream cheese, makes a man feel like a shit!

[MANTIS]

worst thing to eat: Captain Disease

best thing: breakfast fooooooooooods

Also, don't touch fish the day after

[Zerohero]

Fried rice. One of the worst feelings on earth is having a massive hangover puke when your stomach is only filled with acid-soaked rice. If you ate fried rice after binge drinking, chug a glass of water before you vomit!

Ugh. When I was in my first band, playing one of our first real club type shows (shit, can't believe it's been 15 years) the owner of the club was in another band in town that we knew really well so even though I was 19 at the time he let me drink anything I wanted. I drank 2 pitchers of Hefeweizen to myself and had a few more beers when we all got back to my girlfriend's house. Before going to bed at 3:30am I downed a couple boxes of 2-3 day old leftover chinese food that included much fried rice. Fast forward a few hours and I wake up feeling really queezy. Before I could even try to figure out what was going on I start projectile vomiting all over my girlfriend's bedroom floor. In an effort to contain the sprays of beer soaked rice I grabbed a paper bag thinking that I'll just puke in there but my next heave goes right through the bottom of the bag. After my girlfriend made sure I was ok and finished she put me out on the couch but the next day when we woke up she had a long fit of yelling and then laughing at me and made me clean up the mess. I haven't had a Hefeweizen since and I never eat leftover chinese food.

chinese is worstest ever "leftovers" food.

eat it in present moment or move along pardner and toss it in the trash, MOD style.

[KommandoRob]

thai curry can be pretty rough.. acid reflux like hell

[hipster holocaust]

Fried rice. One of the worst feelings on earth is having a massive hangover puke when your stomach is only filled with acid-soaked rice. If you ate fried rice after binge drinking, chug a glass of water before you vomit!

Ugh. When I was in my first band, playing one of our first real club type shows (shit, can't believe it's been 15 years) the owner of the club was in another band in town that we knew really well so even though I was 19 at the time he let me drink anything I wanted. I drank 2 pitchers of Hefeweizen to myself and had a few more beers when we all got back to my girlfriend's house. Before going to bed at 3:30am I downed a couple boxes of 2-3 day old leftover chinese food that included much fried rice. Fast forward a few hours and I wake up feeling really queezy. Before I could even try to figure out what was going on I start projectile vomiting all over my girlfriend's bedroom floor. In an effort to contain the sprays of beer soaked rice I grabbed a paper bag thinking that I'll just puke in there but my next heave goes right through the bottom of the bag. After my girlfriend made sure I was ok and finished she put me out on the couch but the next day when we woke up she had a long fit of yelling and then laughing at me and made me clean up the mess. I haven't had a Hefeweizen since and I never eat leftover chinese food.

chinese is worstest ever "leftovers" food.

NO

[ungodlywarlock]

chinese is worstest ever "leftovers" food.

Usually (at least for the chinese food places around here), it takes about 10 times better re-heated for me.
Now smell is another thing. It usually annihilates the fridge with god awful ass-smell, but heat it up again and it becomes magical.

[BUNGVOX]

ate a street gyro with extra hot sauce at 4am. seemed like a good idea at the time. my sphincter is angry

There used to be a club here in town that had a little gyro place in the same building. Pretty much after every show I went to there I would order one of their lamb/roasted veggie gyros to take home. Included in the 'roasted veggie' part was a massive amount of roasted garlic. I would always wake up the next morning with the most powerful farts that could've sailed a boat upstream and they smelled like whole bulbs of garlic were on fire in my colon.

i miss that fuckin place.

i used to order 3 gyros everytime i was there. one for the drive home. one for when i got home and took some bong hits. and one for the morning.

powerfarts.

Cold gyro in the morning? Hardcore.

true kvlt gyro.

[Deleted Account]

buffalo wings

Yeah, a drunken trip to the diner for a buffalo chicken wrap, with blue cheese, at 5am, wasn't one of the better ideas I'd had in a while.

[Bored, Esq.]

true kvlt gyro.

Transilvanian Gyro, so cold...so dark.

[hard paranormal dong]

i found out you shouldnt eat two burritos (no idea what kind they were) before bed. i was full all morning until i finally scrambled and puked the entire thing up in 3 stages. stage one was projectile and mostly bile, stage two was ALL THE HOT SAUCE, FUCKING ALL OF IT!! like seriously it was just a gigantic mouthful of red, my gf thought it was blood. stage 3 was seriously an entire burrito chunk which was almost the size of it when it went in. today sucked.