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Well, this first video shows my ability to do the belly roll in an inconceivably sensual manner:



This second video is a reeelapse original, folks. I can wrestle my dog into a choke hold, give him tender kisses, play dueling banjos in the middle then prove that my quickness supersedes any notion my dog may have had that he could beat me in the grab the toy game:



Then the last is from my record thread, my ability to stick my pinky way up my nostril:

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LOL
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Lord Darksoul wrote:Doubleblumpkin is a dude that I totally want to get krvnk with.
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:cheers:
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I want to see Torsion lifting a giant log.
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Man, I don't have a digital video camera. I was out of the gym for a couple days getting used to this fucking night schedule (what day is it?) .
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The Torsion wrote:Man, I don't have a digital video camera. I was out of the gym for a couple days getting used to this fucking night schedule (what day is it?) .
I have no idea. Maybe we can get Jake to lift a car next.
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Your conquering head nod from 1:15-1:19 needs to be gif'd. In slow mo.
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serious fucking win. i was literally holding my breath while you were. :tup:
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Myiasis wrote:
Hardcore man, fucking hardcore
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That's a burn? How's it look now? Is he fevered? DBLNL!?!?!?
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Myiasis wrote:


Purrrrfect.
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i was really hoping your post was a feat
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I have that home depot velcro too
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Haha, "of course I'm gonna need this 110 ohm coaxial jumper!"
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Geeheeb wrote:Haha, "of course I'm gonna need this 110 ohm coaxial jumper!"
You never know. You never fucking know...
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My feats of headbanging, taking photos, and loving friends is encompassed in the latter portion of this film.

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That was some pretty weak bangin Nessa.
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monsterod wrote:bangin Nessa
monsterod wrote:bangin Nessa
monsterod wrote:bangin Nessa
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UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Yeah I was actually diggin em.
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For real though, I'm batshit insane with my strength. I ride motorcycles through Manhattan, get tattooed for breakfast, and routinely ask my sweaty to wrap me in tape just because.





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bitch seat
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Holy shit I'm so glad I displayed this post:

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I don't get the teeth thing though. Still :awesome:
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