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Creepier old pics are available upon request. I'm sensing some serious CARE here, so I'll get them ready.
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I care about the board, and I care about its worst inhabitants. Let's see some shitty old pics, fuckface!
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Nah man...now you're both here and it's gonna turn into a big thing.... Fuck. I have posted a TON over the last few years though. You guys took the time to dig those up. Don't stop now.

I'll give you ONE, but you have to ask super extra nice OK??

Edit: Offer expired. Foeing is reinstated and I get to pretend you two worthless cumswapping he-cunts never shat yourselves onto the board.

Time to mash assholes at pool.
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Necrometer wrote:I care about the board, and I care about its worst inhabitants. Let's see some shitty old pics, fuckface!
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That bus was MOVING at the time. Fuck, I suck so bad.
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a half-flight (14 steps) in 3 moves:

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The Torsion wrote:That bus was MOVING at the time. Fuck, I suck so bad.
Pssh. This is my ultimate strength goal. I can get nowhere near to even that.
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Zap Rowsdower wrote:
The Torsion wrote:That bus was MOVING at the time. Fuck, I suck so bad.
Pssh. This is my ultimate strength goal. I can get nowhere near to even that.
It's good to have an overhand grip for your pulling arm. And nothing wrong with using some leg momentum to get into the position and hold it.
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So for the last 3 months I've eaten nothing but Muscle Milk powder and NO Explode. Here are the results

Recorded to check my form. Figured I'd put it here.



A bit more than my bodyweight


200lbs. Bad form. Normally I don't use straps but my forearms were killing me from fapping.
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Good job, Zap. And hats off to you for posting an actual feat of strength instead of just mugging for attention like most of the adorable douchebags.
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let's see you do some stairs, you top-heavy bag of hot air :wink:
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I lifted a manhole cover when I was 6 or 7. I probably could have kicked my nowadays selfs ass.
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Pooeyegg wrote: I probably could have kicked my nowadays selfs ass.
I think anyone with an account could accomplish this.
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The Torsion wrote:Good job, Zap. And hats off to you for posting an actual feat of strength instead of just mugging for attention like most of the adorable douchebags.
Thanks. I was amazed at how easy I pushed the 200 over my head once the weight was off my shoulders. Overheads without any knee press have always been impossible for me to improve on. Rep records went up but for some reason weight never did. I can manage to clean 225 on a good day, but this was the most I've ever tried to jerk yet it seemed easier than the pull.


Still confused on how to actually do levers though. Must be too weak.
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Teebore wrote:
Pooeyegg wrote: I probably could have kicked my nowadays selfs ass.
I think anyone with an account could accomplish this.

It just so happens that I could use a good ass kicking. It's been a few months, and both fuckers I fought had a something like a 70+ pound weight advantage on me but I hold my own, yo. I convince them not to kill me somehow.
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Zap Rowsdower wrote: Thanks. I was amazed at how easy I pushed the 200 over my head once the weight was off my shoulders. Overheads without any knee press have always been impossible for me to improve on. Rep records went up but for some reason weight never did. I can manage to clean 225 on a good day, but this was the most I've ever tried to jerk yet it seemed easier than the pull.


Still confused on how to actually do levers though. Must be too weak.
It's all in the body english, I think. At least at the beginning it is, then use less and less of that momentum to achieve the same position.
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I could do that bullshit.
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I was nervous because of how high I was off the ground, otherwise my body would've been straighter.
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We look alike, so you should be able to do it too.
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OMG I've been away forever!!!!! Anyway, I've gotten some new moves under my belt although I'm still plagued by tendonitis in the right knee.

Once I take some vids I gonna post:

- More-than-double-bodyweight chin-up
- One armed chins
- Planche (and maybe a full planche press [can do one, just gotta clean it up some more])
- Bar muscle-ups maybe 15 or so
- Weighted rope climbs (45lbs if i'm feeling frisky)
- Hands-together handstand pushup (not freestanding)
- Ring handstand pushups (feet on straps for balance) tons of reps
- Front lever with a modest row (hard as fuck)
- Hope to have an L-sit on the rings soon (waaaaay harder than on bars or the floor).
- Even with an injured knee, 3x bodyweight deadlifts


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Ghost Dad wrote:We look alike, so you should be able to do it too.
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