I'm gonna be a daddy.

[Steeb]

Congratulations? For what? Doing what 99.5% of all men and women on earth can do? "It's a MIRACLE!". Give birth to a kid with 6 arms or one that end sup curing cancer, then you'll get my thanks. Until then, to hell with you and yur spolied kid.

Thanks for you dumbass input, troll. Stay in school.

[Deleted Account]

Note for future reference: When posting on a board full of people with nothing but seething contempt for most other humans, the last thing you want to do is announce that you'll soon be bringing yet another human into the world. Next time just post about your cat.

[monsterod]

Note for future reference: When posting on a board full of people with nothing but seething contempt for most other humans, the last thing you want to do is announce that you'll soon be bringing yet another human into the world. Next time just post about your cat.

Very true. Still, most are pathetic Dwyerinian "misanthropes." Nothing to be intimidated by.

[Deleted Account]

Very true. Still, most are pathetic Dwyerinian "misanthropes." Nothing to be intimidated by.

Got my MISANTHROPE tattooed right here on my forearm, but the guy was stoned so it looks more like MIS-ANTELOPE.

[Deleted Account]

We've now officially gone to PLAID

[The Torsion]

Congratulations Steeb. It is an established fact that complete and utter goofballs such as yourself make the best fathers. I'm not being sarcastic, either. Uptight fathers create neurotic, depressed kids.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Congratulations? For what? Doing what 99.5% of all men and women on earth can do? "It's a MIRACLE!". Give birth to a kid with 6 arms or one that end sup curing cancer, then you'll get my thanks. Until then, to hell with you and yur spolied kid.

Thanks for you dumbass input, troll. Stay in school.

Hey dont worry dude. its just Fucking "my ass has a tumor bigger than most peoples heads, fucking dying of fatness, but I claim Im not fat, I only have one fucking friend in the entire world, 4000 videogames and 1 pretend Girlfriend skyclad"

See, Steeb. You shoulda pulled out because you could end up with a kid like this one up above here.

[Erik13]

The funny thing is, having a baby is harder than you think. We were fucking without a condom for like six months before my sperm did what it was supposed to... Which is normal apparently.

I want Dr. Necrometer MD to deliver my baby.

Thanks for the kind words and the laughs. I don't post very often anymore but I have made real friends here and this post is mainly for them.

You mean you did this on purpose?

[Hell-haine]

Congratulations Steeb!

[Krieg]

Congratulations. Drink and sleep a lot, now that you still can.

[Comrade Slinky]

Gross.

[Mr. Budd]

Start buying Thomas trains used on Craigslist now.

[rape bear]

Start buying Thomas trains used on Craigslist now.

And tons of Dora and Hello Kitty shit. It will save you money in the long run.

[Mr. Budd]

Start buying Thomas trains used on Craigslist now.

And tons of Dora and Hello Kitty shit. It will save you money in the long run.

Why did I not know Steeb was a gay Mexican?

[neckbeard]

remind me not to make this thread

[riley-o]

remind me not to make this thread

i hope most people here never make this thread....

[Mari_Mar]

remind me not to make this thread

i hope most people here never make this thread....

I certainly never will.

Congrats Steeb!!!

[Mr. Budd]

remind me not to make this thread

i hope most people here never make this thread....

I certainly never will.

Congrats Steeb!!!

You probably knew Steeb was a gay Mexican.

[The Wages of Ben]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Mari_Mar]

You probably knew Steeb was a gay Mexican.

No. No I didn't. No wonder it took him so long to impregnate his wife. I wonder how he even got it up???

[John Jr.]

like most gay mexicans: copious amounts of alcohol and a strong mental image of ricky martin.

[Steeb]

The funny thing is, having a baby is harder than you think. We were fucking without a condom for like six months before my sperm did what it was supposed to... Which is normal apparently.

I want Dr. Necrometer MD to deliver my baby.

Thanks for the kind words and the laughs. I don't post very often anymore but I have made real friends here and this post is mainly for them.

You mean you did this on purpose?

Yes. I'm 32, married, almost done with school, own my own home, have a good paying job, quality friends. I was only going to have a child on my terms.

All joking and lame comments aside, I'm very happy. I totally never wanted to ave kids, but I'm no longer one of the scared any longer.


I already decided if I have a boy, he will be in ballet and figure roller skating at a young age, so I can get video and show it to his friends and girlfriends, (boyfriends?) when he is in highschool.

also, when my child is young Im gonna walk around the house in the dark and scratch on the walls and make DM vocal noises to scare it.


My kid will post on this board when most of you still will be here, and make fun of how old and lame you are.

[monsterod]

also, when my child is young Im gonna walk around the house in the dark and scratch on the walls and make DM vocal noises to scare it.

I totally do this.