I'm gonna be a daddy.

Steeb · Post by **Steeb** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:20 pm

I'm gonna kidnap some random baby. next time I see one unattended, I'm fucking taking it.

seriously though, my wife is pregnant. Congratulate me.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:20 pm

fuck that, terrible

Jesus H Dump · Post by **Jesus H Dump** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:21 pm

Congrats Steebers!!!!!!!!

Introvert · Post by **Introvert** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:22 pm

Name it after me.

krudmonk · Post by **krudmonk** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:22 pm

Congratulations, you figured out how to aim your dick and fire.

mastoman · Post by **mastoman** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:28 pm

stoner sperm means it will be an inferior baby.

metal5411 · Post by **metal5411** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:33 pm

Get drunk and beat it. And your wife. Only if you're not a pussy though.

zzzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzzz** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:35 pm

Life is officially over.

the awesome Assassin · Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:37 pm

Get the fetus a Blockbuster membership so it has more worth than you...

Deleted Account · Post by **Deleted Account** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:37 pm

Are you going to name the kid Manzig?

milkmandan · Post by **milkmandan** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:39 pm

does PME know

doomeddisciple · Post by **doomeddisciple** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:49 pm

Congrats.

The most profound experience of my life was watching my daughters birth. Scary and insanley exhillerating - Especially the not going through the pain bit. Watching other peoples births don't come close to seeing your own - Exciting times.

ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR · Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:32 pm

congrats for having unprotected sex.

milkmandan · Post by **milkmandan** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:09 pm

electronicham wrote:Feed it to your snake

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:11 pm

krudmonk wrote:Congratulations, you figured out how to aim your dick rick and fire.

fixed.

The Torsion · Post by **The Torsion** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:11 pm

Post that picture of that old avatar you had. You know, the one with the guy with the burning paper bag on his head with the cartoon worried expression drawn on it.

Glass Asshole · Post by **Glass Asshole** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:12 pm

I didn't even know you had a dick, bro. Nice. Just don't touch the baby.

Steeb · Post by **Steeb** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:45 pm

The funny thing is, having a baby is harder than you think. We were fucking without a condom for like six months before my sperm did what it was supposed to... Which is normal apparently.

I want Dr. Necrometer MD to deliver my baby.

Thanks for the kind words and the laughs. I don't post very often anymore but I have made real friends here and this post is mainly for them.

zzzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzzz** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:51 pm

mastoman · Post by **mastoman** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:12 pm

Steeb wrote:The funny thing is, having a baby is harder than you think.

fucking christ, NO. IT'S NOT.

DIE.

Steeb · Post by **Steeb** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:18 pm

mastoman wrote:
Steeb wrote:The funny thing is, having a baby is harder than you think.
fucking christ, NO. IT'S NOT.

DIE.

You don't know shit boy. Most couples that are trying to have a baby take an averag of six months to a year. Women can only get pregnant like two to four days out of a month.

43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W · Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:33 pm

Congratulations? For what? Doing what 99.5% of all men and women on earth can do? "It's a MIRACLE!". Give birth to a kid with 6 arms or one that end sup curing cancer, then you'll get my thanks. Until then, to hell with you and yur spolied kid.

monsterod · Post by **monsterod** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:41 pm

Steeb wrote:Most couples that are trying to have a baby take an averag of six months to a year. Women can only get pregnant like two to four days out of a month.

Rocked the pull out a few times this week. Spraying loads is pretty fun, but I have to keep telling myself this. But hey, 4% failure rate naked compared to 2% with a rubber ain't so bad.

I'm hoping to catch up with Ben.

monsterod · Post by **monsterod** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:42 pm

43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:Congratulations? For what? Doing what 99.5% of all men and women on earth can do?

I'm pretty sure you won't be breeding any time soon. No offense, but you gotta get laid first.

43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W · Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:44 pm

monsterod wrote:
43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:Congratulations? For what? Doing what 99.5% of all men and women on earth can do?
I'm pretty sure you won't be breeding any time soon. No offense, but you gotta get laid first.

Oh, okay. Thanks for the pointer.

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