Job interview in eight hours mans

[father of lies]

I'm sick and I'm going to be exhausted. It's a temp to hire gig running a winding machine somewhere in the process of perforating wetnaps. Yep... It'd be a $1.75 an hour raise, though. The woman on the phone didn't really specify if it was full or part time, but whatever.

You guys want to clean up after some barbecue, or wipe the fiery curry shit off of your stinging asshole, but the wetnaps aren't perforated well enough and don't come apart cleanly? I'm your man.

[Friendly Goatus]

That sounds like a miserable job... I don't know what job you have currently but you should rethink this.

[St. Hillaire]

I have an orientation for a temp job sorting mail for the Post Office that I have to leave for in two hours and I'm shitfaced and haven't slept.

Dude, we are going to ace this shit.

[Friendly Goatus]

wtf

This is like the "post yer bad decisions" thread.

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]

That sounds like a miserable job... I don't know what job you have currently but you should rethink this.

It sounds better than dealing with customer's bullshit.

[Friendly Goatus]

Man... I've worked pretty much every kind of shitty dead end job you can think of.

It all sucks ass.

[St. Hillaire]

Think I should take these caffeine pills?

[father of lies]

That sounds like a miserable job... I don't know what job you have currently but you should rethink this.

I work in a shitty ice cream shop in a mall filled with people that don't speak English and juggalos. The enraged harelip'd hmong woman and her cunty husband that spoke NO English today that wouldn't let their perfectly fluent daughter order were too fucking much.

I really just want a better shitty retail job, but I'm old as fuck for that shit, and want to make rent, so they don't wnat to hire me.

I have an orientation for a temp job sorting mail for the Post Office that I have to leave for in two hours and I'm shitfaced and haven't slept.

Dude, we are going to ace this shit.

[Necrometer]

This is like the "post yer bad decisions" board.

[Friendly Goatus]

That sounds like a miserable job... I don't know what job you have currently but you should rethink this.

I work in a shitty ice cream shop in a mall filled with people that don't speak English and juggalos. The enraged harelip'd hmong woman and her cunty husband that spoke NO English today that wouldn't let their perfectly fluent daughter order were too fucking much.

I really just want a better shitty retail job, but I'm old as fuck for that shit, and want to make rent, so they don't wnat to hire me.

Well then godspeed, young warrior.

[father of lies]

I must say, I really don't mind my job all that much. I get to sit around and read some days, and I like kids, so giving them ice cream and making their fucking DAY is pretty fun. I prefer MOST of the people that don't speak English to the snotty rich white people at the mall I worked at in high school. BUT The person in charge is a lying, scheming white trash cunt that doesn't brush her teeth, the store is totally inadequate for our needs, and I don't get enough hours.

[Wang Mandu]

This is like the "post yer bad decisions" board.

Already regretting the Cali move I see...

[riley-o]

Think I should take these caffeine pills?

without a doubt. you should probably try to get your hands on some oxys too man.

[father of lies]

It's decided folks. If I manage to fall asleep, I will NEVER get up in time. THIS IS GOING TO SUCK A LOT

Hilliare you should take a low dose of dxm while you're at it. Stare that tie wearing fuck down like the reptilian pigfucker he is.

[Friendly Goatus]

Don't listen to Riley. He's dumb. You need a stimulant, like crystal or crack.

[hana maru]

Think I should take these caffeine pills?

without a doubt. you should probably try to get your hands on some oxys too man.

hahaha....

[St. Hillaire]

Think I should take these caffeine pills?

without a doubt. you should probably try to get your hands on some oxys too man.

No time. It's down to the wier==re!

[father of lies]

Maybe I can stop off at Sophisticated Man on the street level and get a paisley tie and some cufflinks. There's a hot dog place down there, too, maybe I'll break veg for a Chicago dog...

[riley-o]

i might get to my job before noon tomorrow... probably take some oxys beforehand so i'm flying high entering the numbers... probably leave around four if they get the PSN back online so i can finish this goddamned heavy rain...

[Bored, Esq.]

i might get to my job before noon tomorrow... probably take some oxys beforehand so i'm flying high entering the numbers... probably leave around four if they get the PSN back online so i can finish this goddamned heavy rain...

I have no idea what you do in that grocery store but I like to imagine you're a butcher.

[riley-o]

I have no idea what you do in that grocery store

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[Bored, Esq.]

Right...

At least you're not preparing bouquets or something.

Edit: this is my idea of what you and Ross do for fun...

[Dr Yail Bloor]

The glue bag is your friend

[Krieg]

It'd be a $1.75 an hour raise

With all those raises you have mentioned everytime you change jobs you should be making like $100 an hour.

[father of lies]

Huh? I make a whopping $8.25 right now, plus unemployment. The factory I was laid off from paid $11.15. That isn't a raise...