If you could punch one girl and get away with it......

[Brian P.]

I didn't even see that story Mari, you shoulda kicked him in the balls.

Hahahaha! But, I could never do that! The worst pain I can inflict is a migraine from my shrieking disapproval.

now that's fucked up.

[Mari_Mar]

I didn't even see that story Mari, you shoulda kicked him in the balls.

Hahahaha! But, I could never do that! The worst pain I can inflict is a migraine from my shrieking disapproval.

now that's fucked up.

I may not be able to throw a punch anymore, but that doesn't mean I'm completely defenseless...

[Cryptoplasty]

I would definitely love the beat the crap outta this bitch if I had a free pass.

Who is this girl? She is mega cute.......

wait till she speaks.....

[takeasneededforpain]

I have a sexual fantasy that involves her, but it also involves a ball gag...

What!? I thought that fantasy was reserved for ME!!!!

EDIT: Someone's gettin' punched!!!

You strike me as a ring gag kind of girl...It's a little hotter to reach into the gag with a pair of Young forceps, pull out your tongue, and drop a load on it.

But that's just me....

[Toilet Fleet]

Ann Cunter, um, i mean Coulter i guess

[Glass Asshole]

I'd like to change my answer to Toilet Fleet.

[Toilet Fleet]

I'll fuck you til you love me.

[Glass Asshole]

Sure thing, Mike Tyson. You're still getting punched the fuck out by me. Deal with it.

[Mari_Mar]

You strike me as a ring gag kind of girl...It's a little hotter to reach into the gag with a pair of Young forceps, pull out your tongue, and drop a load on it.

But that's just me....

No! NO! Trust me I'm REALLY more of a ball gag girl. PLEEEEEEASE!!! Not the ring gag!?

[takeasneededforpain]

You strike me as a ring gag kind of girl...It's a little hotter to reach into the gag with a pair of Young forceps, pull out your tongue, and drop a load on it.

But that's just me....

No! NO! Trust me I'm REALLY more of a ball gag girl. PLEEEEEEASE!!! Not the ring gag!?

Beg me to stop, bitch... it doesn't work, either.

You'll do as I say, or you'll be punished.
Now, be a good girl for daddy, and I might even try not to bruise that pretty ass of yours.

[Bored, Esq.]

I'll fuck you til you love me.

GO!

[hipster holocaust]

ok you kinky pricks. more of girls you would like to beat the shit out of and not fuck the shit out of.

[Iron Goldie]

sharon osbourne, no question.

Yes. Punch her with a blunt object until her skull caves in.

Sarah Palin is a good second choice though.

[hipster holocaust]

lol what the fuck is your avatar

[Iron Goldie]

lol what the fuck is your avatar

Admiral Adama from Battlestar Galactica eating noodles.

[Bored, Esq.]

sharon osbourne, no question.

Yes. Punch her with a blunt object until her skull caves in.

On one hand...she ruined Ozzy. On the other hand, he was already ruined. Her attempts to thrust him onto the world stage as a village idiot are disconcerting and, I'm guessing, long-delayed revenge for riotous infidelities in the past. But she's the daughter of an industry weasel, right? It's not like she ever had a soul. I'm more concerned about the obvious Innsmouth look of her failed abortions. That was a bad mix of genes before the chromosomal damage started manifesting itself.

[Erik13]

Nobody because I would never hit a woman.

[Mari_Mar]

Nobody because I would never hit a woman.

[Brian P.]

Nobody because I would never hit a woman.

there's gotta be some bitch asking for Kerkick beat down.

[Cryptoplasty]

I would definitely love the beat the crap outta this bitch if I had a free pass.

Who is this girl? She is mega cute.......

wait till she speaks.....

jpg images don't speak......

You son of a bitch....

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

this dumb over-privileged pc bitch from san fransisco i used to do food not bombs with in north portland and lived with one of my friends. she would be one of those people up their own asses about how they're making a difference by not relying on, let's see...using stuff that pollutes the air (cars [although i remember at least twice driving her somewhere]) or doing things that 'help perpetuate the machine' (work) or paying rent on her room, which her and her boyfriend shared in a punk house and meant they would have been paying something in the double digits each, you know, if they even like, paid rent.

one time my friend who lived with her (and was expecting a few months back rent from this piece of shit) glanced at one of the girl's bank statements carelessly left on the kitchen table, which is odd since i assumed banks were part of the 'machine.' it had a balance of $7000.

so my one large, vicious punch in the face would go to her.

hahha i assume this girl isn't ACTUALLY involved with anything enough that i'd know who you're talking about? sounds like some kids i've met, though. cheapest bastards ever have trust funds and double safety nets....

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i made it very apparent that they were free to try to do as they please to me but i was a huge fan of 'equal rights, equal fights,' and i do in fact fight back unlike the majority of the ass kissing male anarcho buttheads. .

for some inexplicable reason the idea of you fighting a girl gave me the fiercest boner ever. need new pants, crotch blown out....

[Whiffleball Ace]

and


these two just kind of jumped right out there as read the thread title.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

both of my exes they only count as half a person each.

i was about to agree about both of my male exes but for some reason it's been long enough that #1 can be idealized. he MIGHT have sucked, but time has erased most negative memories...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

My ex punched me in the face and when I restrained her by grabbing her arms and pushing her up against a wall, she screamed that I was a batterer.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

She punched me in the face at least twice in our relationship. Pulled a knife on me once too.


But I'm the batterer.

i actually believe you, even being a girl you threatened to hit -- you don't generally have that demeanor. sounds like you did nothing out of line. restraint is not violence! even a slap wouldn't have been too out of line...

i will say that my ex here in portland has used the "my ex girlfriend amelia beat me up all of the time" line on a couple of broads -- they told me this personally after he fucked them over. since we broke up, he is a serial dater. probably like 6 girls a year plus constant random fucks...i DID throw a 1/8 full 40 oz bottle in his general direction and grazed his shoulder once, due to an argument over the fact that he was neglecting a cat and leaving it at a punk house after he moved into his sister's apartment...and he would lie to me, constantly. not a very bright fellow, i think he LIKED to feel like a victim. it kept his dick wet and does to this day... anyway, yeah. fuck spousal claims, if you CHOOSE TO DATE SOMEONE and they are fiery it means you probably are too..get rid of them or wait until they get rid of you....


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