If you could punch one girl and get away with it......

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who would you punch? I'm thinking maybe Kelly Rippa.
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Sarah Palin without qa doubt. wouldn't want to punch her though, more like cave her head in with a pipe wrench.
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Nancy Grace is another one that should have her head run over by a D8 Cat.
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i'd have a hard time pickin between these.

Courtney Love
Sharon Osbourne
Sarah Palin
Liz Cheney
Ann Cunter, um, i mean Coulter i guess

i usually dont advocate violence against women, but these arent really women... more like agents of Satan or something.
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this dumb over-privileged pc bitch from san fransisco i used to do food not bombs with in north portland and lived with one of my friends. she would be one of those people up their own asses about how they're making a difference by not relying on, let's see...using stuff that pollutes the air (cars [although i remember at least twice driving her somewhere]) or doing things that 'help perpetuate the machine' (work) or paying rent on her room, which her and her boyfriend shared in a punk house and meant they would have been paying something in the double digits each, you know, if they even like, paid rent.

one time my friend who lived with her (and was expecting a few months back rent from this piece of shit) glanced at one of the girl's bank statements carelessly left on the kitchen table, which is odd since i assumed banks were part of the 'machine.' it had a balance of $7000.

so my one large, vicious punch in the face would go to her.
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men aint suppose to punch the women folk.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:men aint suppose to punch the women folk.
men aren't supposed to fuck asses either. it still happens, and even accepted in some circles.
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hipster holocaust wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:men aint suppose to punch the women folk.
men aren't supposed to fuck asses either. it still happens, and even accepted in some circles.
i dont hit women and i dont fuck asses either.
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one time my friend who lived with her (and was expecting a few months back rent from this piece of shit) glanced at one of the girl's bank statements carelessly left on the kitchen table, which is odd since i assumed banks were part of the 'machine.' it had a balance of $7000.
Why does this seem to be the case so often?

Your parents help you out? Fine! No problem there. But then maybe, just maybe, you should tone down your preaching and moralizing at other people who have to work.
you really, really don't wanna get me started on this one. a lot of my friends around here (and most people i meet) get help in one way or another from mom and dad dollarbux. great. at least you're not yelling at me for making minimum wage slinging coffee so i'm not homeless.
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sarah palin

but id fuck her ASS before i punched the shit out of her.
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BUNGVOX wrote:sarah palin

but id fuck her ASS before i punched the shit out of her.
i didn't think you were into that.
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hipster holocaust wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:sarah palin

but id fuck her ASS before i punched the shit out of her.
i didn't think you were into that.
praise jesus.
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BUNGVOX wrote:sarah palin

but id fuck her ASS before i punched the shit out of her.
i dont get how people find her attractive, she's disgusting physically as well as everything else to my eyes. but what do i know, i found Fairuza Balk hot once.
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evildeadone wrote: Fairuza Balk.
i dont even know what that is.

sounds like a noise id make while barfing.
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BUNGVOX wrote:
evildeadone wrote: Fairuza Balk.
i dont even know what that is.

sounds like a noise id make while barfing.
nowadays i want to barf while looking at her.
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I'd like to curb stomp Tyra Banks.
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Without a doubt, it would be Sarah Palin.
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I punched a girl at a show some time back when I had my knuckles stitched up on my left hand, she came over and sat in my lap on my right side and we talked then she got my hand and started bending my injured fingers in the wrong direction. I had to get her off my hand so I punched her in the ear with my right and she flew onto the floor. The funniest part was when some dumbass dude came to "get revenge" and punched me in the face a few times and I just laughed at him because it didn't hurt and he hit like a wuss.

I knew a PC vegan cuntbomb kind of like what you were talking about, gurls can get away with being assholes and they don't respect the fact most guys can fuck them up easily, shit I guess a lot of guys do. Just look at how the Middle East handles em, how many of those honor killings do you think were provoked?
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zzzzzzzz wrote:I punched a girl at a show some time back when I had my knuckles stitched up on my left hand, she came over and sat in my lap on my right side and we talked then she got my hand and started bending my injured fingers in the wrong direction. I had to get her off my hand so I punched her in the ear with my right and she flew onto the floor. The funniest part was when some dumbass dude came to "get revenge" and punched me in the face a few times and I just laughed at him because it didn't hurt and he hit like a wuss.

I knew a PC vegan cuntbomb kind of like what you were talking about, gurls can get away with being assholes and they don't respect the fact most guys can fuck them up easily, shit I guess a lot of guys do. Just look at how the Middle East handles em, how many of those honor killings do you think were provoked?
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