Skyclads pal DALE FAQ:Usupply questions,skydale provideA

[Zerohero]

? Does Dale have any cute sisters?

[soiled depends]

Was Dale born retarded?

[soiled depends]

has britton ever taken pics of dale that are even sexier than what we've seen so far?

[smellmyfinger]

Why would dale wear socks in the snow?

[Zerohero]

When Dale is low on beer money, does he ever dig up your yard buried coffee can and pilfer from you retirement account?

[The Wages of Ben]

Does Dale's house have wood paneling?

Can Dale play the flute, the lute, or the lyre?

[soiled depends]

could we trade britton for dale? Dale seems dangerously half headed...

[Zerohero]

We can see dale is a big soda pop drinker---what's his beverage of choice? does he do the dew?

[Mr. Budd]

Is your dad still in Whitesnake?

[soiled depends]

When was the last time Dale wet the bed? I bet it's been a year or two, but I'm seeking clarification here....

[Mari_Mar]

Would Erik13 like Dale, or want to punch him in his face?

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

? Does Dale have any cute sisters?

Nope. One ugly brother.

[ungodlywarlock]

Does Dale's house have wood paneling?

Can Dale play the flute, the lute, or the lyre?

Don't forget the dudelsack, man...come on.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Was Dale born retarded?

No. He became that way in 1980 when he and his parents went on a pike fishing trip to Canada.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

How many times a day do you fuck skyclads Gut Rot hole with that Tiny wood pecker of yours dale??

You don't know how to read directions. Read the instructions the OP posted.

[Zerohero]

? Does Dale have any cute sisters?

Nope. One ugly brother.

thats a shocker

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

When Dale is low on beer money, does he ever dig up your yard buried coffee can and pilfer from you retirement account?

I don't have a retirement account. I blow all my money on folk metal.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Does Dale's house have wood paneling?

Can Dale play the flute, the lute, or the lyre?

I think one hallway has wood paneling.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

could we trade britton for dale? Dale seems dangerously half headed...

Dale doesn't know how to sign up for message boards.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

has britton ever taken pics of dale that are even sexier than what we've seen so far?

You are not following directions here, either.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Why would dale wear socks in the snow?

Because it's funnier than being completely naked.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

We can see dale is a big soda pop drinker---what's his beverage of choice? does he do the dew?

Not usually. He likes energy drinks and various sweetened teas.

[Zerohero]

We can see dale is a big soda pop drinker---what's his beverage of choice? does he do the dew?

Not usually. He likes energy drinks and various sweetened teas.

Those energy drinks are clearly working. How long has he been goin' to the gym?

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Skyclad, Does your mom or Dales Mom ever get pissed when you two are getting nude in their yards while hopped up on caffeine? Is Dale allowed to Sleep over or do things get too crazy?

My mom laughed at the pic. Dale's mom and dad aren't as laid back and probably would have called us dumbasses. No sense of humor.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

When was the last time Dale wet the bed? I bet it's been a year or two, but I'm seeking clarification here....

I don't know the answer to this. i pissed the bed once while blacked out.