What is the sluttiest thing a chick could possibly do?

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Have sex with people that aren't you.
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Awesome Ben! Quick man, real quick.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:Get tons of surgery to turn every orifice into a vagina. Amputate limbs and create vaginas at the stumps.
wasn't that in a Verotik comic? damn I might have to fish my copies out of the garage
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Any chick willing to have sex with a potatohead.
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If you want to read about some real sluts study Roman history. They did it with class.
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Degree Absolute wrote:Getting DPed by Skyclad and his buddy Dale.

Never happened, but we have banged the same chick on the same night a few times.
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hand by feet :rhug: :lhug:
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hipster holocaust wrote:
eddie munster wrote:
Hunter wrote:Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around the girl, and start biting and eating her alive.
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sleep with me
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I guess that thing when the chick poopfarts cum and then eats it is rather slutty.
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Worst thing a chick could do is agree with a guy that both have throbbing uncontrollabLe (blee BLUULLL blee?) genitals and should just let them naturally guide themselves across the human landscape. We should all believe genital rubbing comes with lifetime commitment and is a great excuse for acting childish (like a stupid fucking moron). Genitals: they'll keep you boring
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Steeb wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:
eddie munster wrote:
Hunter wrote:Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around the girl, and start biting and eating her alive.
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you think this is a costume???
This is a way of life!

I read somewhere she was wearing a flesh-colored codpiece in this scene to conceal her Big Montana. I wore this spot out on my VHS by freeze framing so much. :mastoman:
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^^^ One of the best movies ever.
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:tup:
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What movie is this now?
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mari, you're dead to me
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shove her dad's urn up her cunt.
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If she was going down on the first date and bypassed yer cock and went round the corner where the chocolate's made.
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hahahahaa

oh why was that so funny to me?
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Is it my shitty screen resolution or is the yizzle in Ben's snipe greenish/yuckyellow?

That's pretty slutty at any rate, gulping a gutful of Mr. Ed's gallon geyser
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Mari_Mar wrote:What movie is this now?
Dude....

Yeah Dan, according to Joe Bob Briggs when I watched it on MonsterVision like 15 years ago, that snatch is plastic.
turn these off meatman.
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hipster holocaust wrote:mari, you're dead to me
WTF!? I was never a huge horror fan. If Widener never gave a shit about that, I don't see why you guys should.
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GET ON IT

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