WEAK-ASS SHOWZ

[hipster holocaust]

in front of crusty womyn

[BUNGVOX]

the next bung show better feature bungvox reading his own posts from this board

i got stuff that is written down on paper that slaughters my weak posts on here.

egg slicer to peen.

hey ryan.....me and jeremy will be in portland on march 13th at the parlour and the twilight on the 19th and mississippi pizza on the 21st.

lets get drank foo.

[Introvert]

the next bung show better feature bungvox reading his own posts from this board

i got stuff that is written down on paper that slaughters my weak posts on here.

egg slicer to peen.

hey ryan.....me and jeremy will be in portland on march 13th at the parlour and the twilight on the 19th and mississippi pizza on the 21st.

lets get drank foo.

What/where is the Parlour? Never heard of it.

[true ashworthip]

jesus christ... "DISEMBALLERINA" is a new low.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

well, ok. i happen to think the name is lovely and that the band is great. hahah.

[soiled depends]

jesus christ... "DISEMBALLERINA" is a new low.

[BUNGVOX]

the next bung show better feature bungvox reading his own posts from this board

i got stuff that is written down on paper that slaughters my weak posts on here.

egg slicer to peen.

hey ryan.....me and jeremy will be in portland on march 13th at the parlour and the twilight on the 19th and mississippi pizza on the 21st.

lets get drank foo.

What/where is the Parlour? Never heard of it.

26th and powell.

[HeyWard]

In for Diaemballerina hate. Same goes for that awful flyer Vernon commented on.

Other than that, The Communion and a bunch of bands I've never heard of are playing at ABC No Rio on Saturday. I'm gonna stumble over there drunk from brunch and talk to the 16 y/o crusties. Hopefully I can find a sweater to tie around my shoulders...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

ward, you're a fucking retahd!

disemballerina is fucking killer -- though if you hate cello, violin, harp, and swell acoustic guitfiddle bm then you might be on the right track. you're not even really metal anyway, so no biggie. i won't be offended for them, for you...

samothrace were awesome as usual, mary shelley kicked my buns...missed TW to go get food, but yeh. people don't even know...

[Jesus H Dump]

the next bung show

That will never happen.

[HeyWard]

ward, you're a fucking retahd!

disemballerina is fucking killer -- though if you hate cello, violin, harp, and swell acoustic guitfiddle bm then you might be on the right track. you're not even really metal anyway, so no biggie. i won't be offended for them, for you...

samothrace were awesome as usual, mary shelley kicked my buns...missed TW to go get food, but yeh. people don't even know...

I just hate the name, bro. Never even heard them.

As for "not even really metal anyway," uh, okay?

[Whee of the Dead]

I'm seeing a double feature of One Dark Night and Night of the Zombies.

Should be alcohol fueled madness.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

sorry scott, it was a long night. i don't remember making that post. i get defensive and lash out at people sometimes, that's why i shouldn't work with children or the elderly. you are VERY METAL.

i was thinking about hitting this up after i get off work, but i know i won't. too far out.

[HeyWard]

sorry scott, it was a long night. i don't remember making that post. i get defensive and lash out at people sometimes, that's why i shouldn't work with children or the elderly. you are VERY METAL. ]

'zzz

[BUNGVOX]

sorry scott, it was a long night. i don't remember making that post. i get defensive and lash out at people sometimes, that's why i shouldn't work with children or the elderly. you are VERY METAL.

i was thinking about hitting this up after i get off work, but i know i won't. too far out.

dopesmoker is the kills.

[NANOplague]

hahahah! the grey house across from Fred Meyer?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hahahah! the grey house across from Fred Meyer?

yeah nigga! i didnt go. i had dickbag customers that wouldn't leave until AN HOUR AND 15 MINS after closing. i was done, turned off the lights so it was completely dark, then said -- "hey, i'm ready. ARE YOU?" --i'd warned them 4 times before. then i went and had some dranks and hung out with my ex wth his new girl of the month, took a cab home and got taco bell (!!!) and overtipped the driver because he was charismatic. fuck me in the butt, soldier.
fuck
my
butt


at least i still have music?? what else do i like, i can't even remember anymore...

[Vanessa America]

Abc No Rio NYC
The Communion
Stress Ape
Isa Christ
Backslider
Chainsaw To The Face

Same show happens again at Rockstar Bar

But then of course, VOIVOD!!!

[Fuck...I'm Dave]

Abc No Rio NYC
The Communion
Stress Ape
Isa Christ
Backslider
Chainsaw To The Face

Same show happens again at Rockstar Bar

But then of course, VOIVOD!!!

i missed alll 3 of these shows and a 4th one, god bless drinking!

[monsterod]

sorry scott, it was a long night. i don't remember making that post. i get defensive and lash out at people sometimes, that's why i shouldn't work with children or the elderly. you are VERY METAL.

i was thinking about hitting this up after i get off work, but i know i won't. too far out.

I wonder what these bands sound like?

[monsterod]

Maybe something like....

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

A rusty trolley full of screaming baboons on dextromethorphan and valium barreling toward a nuclear power plant at 5 bpm, inside a barge filled with lead sludge, a keg of Milwaukee's Best, an XXL Harley-Davidson t-shirt and 30lbs of boiled crawfish crashing into a tar mountain filled with mollases inside an airplane filled with other airplanes on a sea of liquefied rhodorsil full of dinosaurs, on a planet of mountains of molten-lead 747s covered in tar, orbiting a sun made of dead sloths covered in glue in a fossilized, atrophied galaxy in the center of a slow-motion multiverse in the bottom of the barrel of the belly of the beast on the back of a listless, lackadaisical, phlegmatic, torpid tortoise.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

well i didn't go for a reason.

not to sound full of myself, but if a band sees me at their shows consistently that means they rule...

[Vanessa America]

Voivod was incredible. I wish they would have played for 45 more minutes.

[Fuck...I'm Dave]

Voivod was incredible. I wish they would have played for 45 more minutes.

wow, I'm really glad I didn't go now.

[hipster holocaust]

how was kreator?