Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

[BUNGVOX]

if you're gonna play in texas

Dude...don't even...

i already did.

[Vagectomy]

You can't remember fucking me Amelia? Believe me, I am waaaay out of your league, my cock was just rock hard and you were willing. We were both drunk. You left a mark on my chest. You liked the way I bit your nipples. Whatever, it's a distant memory anyway. I just wanted to get it out and let the board know that you have gross tits.

[John Jr.]

tell us about the awesomeness of her titties.

Awesome? Not quite. When she was on her back they laid flat and way off to the side.

nah, that's what is known as "awesome"

[Vagectomy]

tell us about the awesomeness of her titties.

Awesome? Not quite. When she was on her back they laid flat and way off to the side.

nah, that's what is known as "awesome"

Whatever floats your boat. It was a quick and easy fuck, nothing more or less.

[BUNGVOX]

i saw those jugs in that pic she posted once id put some naughty thrusts on em.

[Friendly Goatus]

They were like twice as long as they were wide... and the nipples looked like thin diagonal slashes. It's like her tits aged twice as fast as she did.

[BUNGVOX]

They were like twice as long as they were wide... and the nipples looked like thin diagonal slashes. It's like her tits aged twice as fast as she did.

didn't stop you from flogging your pud in a heated catatonic trance.

[Friendly Goatus]

If you're going to use big words at least use them right.

I wouldn't have been able to jerk it even if I wanted to in a catatonic state. Though they actually did make me catatonic... it was a symptom of post-traumatic stress disorder.

[BUNGVOX]

whatever it takes to get you there meat head.

[Friendly Goatus]

I see you're posting on autopilot already...

[BUNGVOX]

stoned temple auto pilot.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

dude's obviously a liar. any guy that has fucked me knows i dont like my tits touched AT ALL unless we're dating, and i don't date.

PERIOD.

man oh man. fucking me is like fucking your grandma. 'DONT!'

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

[Friendly Goatus]

Have you anything to say for thrusting your bare chest bags upon us? Not even an apology?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

meh. i assume you've seen your grandpa naked, so i didn't think it was a big deal...?

[Friendly Goatus]

At least my grandpa was kind of hot.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

yo man, i bought like a 10 year supply of disposable razors yesterday (that means 10 schicks period)...i'll let you know when i thin the nipple fur, brah...

[Hotchka!]

i thought your boobs were quite nice and ive always appreciated you showing them on multiple occasions

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

Well that wasn't creepy or awkward at all!


hahaha

[Hotchka!]

unfortunately youre a little too mean for me

[Friendly Goatus]

Yeah, Hotchka. She only responds to abuse. Anything else is beneath her.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

Whaaaat? One of my biggest issues is with being too nice, are you kidding? If i weren't so nice i would have maybe fucked like 5 people instead of 30 or whatever. wow.


honesty isn't being mean!

[Lord Beguile]

30.... Amelia, modesty is not your strongest point, dear

[BUNGVOX]

At least my grandpa was kind of hot.

did you suck him off like good lil bitch that you are?

[wheatgurm]

any guy that has fucked me knows i dont like my tits touched AT ALL

haha that's messed up if im hitt'n it I would also mash tits, sorry.