Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

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The unconscious snake.

The fight with the birds flying around and Black Belt Jones puffing out his cheeks.

The broken sunglasses.

Bruce Lee's face after he squishes Oharra.

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Haha, the broken sunglass scene is great. I also enjoy the expressions of the flunkies as he breaks their bones.
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I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
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It's "Extra-Ordinary!"
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milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
Oh man...
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milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
it's on G4 at least once a month.
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I'm sure it's entertaining, but I don't get the idolization of Bruce Lee.
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The Torsion wrote:I'm sure it's entertaining, but I don't get the idolization of Bruce Lee.
Uhhhhh dude because tv says so.

Fucking duh.
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"Refuse from waterfront bars"

Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
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It's a good fun film. The foley artists should've been shot, but it's a good fun film. Good fun. :cheers:
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doomeddisciple wrote:Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
:cheers:

"But you'd have the chance to kill 50, maybe 60 men!"
Incalculably stupid, i trust you'll agree.
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milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
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CHUFFED beyond necropsy wrote:
doomeddisciple wrote:Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
:cheers:

"But you'd have the chance to kill 50, maybe 60 men!"
"These are men who no longer care where they end up... but don't drink."
"Where are we?" "I don't care.. but I DON'T DRINK!"
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Friendly Goatus wrote:
The Torsion wrote:I'm sure it's entertaining, but I don't get the idolization of Bruce Lee.
Uhhhhh dude because tv says so.

Fucking duh.
He made badass kung fu films and dying in your prime helps a lot. See: Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, etc... Also, he's probably the most groundbreaking Asian film star ever.

Jim Kelly ruled in this movie.
"Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice."

"Oh? How so?"

"I'll be too busy looking gooood."
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haha! here it is, I was close

Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!
Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.
Dr. Klahn: Guards!
[moves prisoners]
Dr. Klahn: Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.
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Wang Mandu wrote:
He made badass kung fu films and dying in your prime helps a lot. See: Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, etc... Also, he's probably the most groundbreaking Asian film star ever.

Jim Kelly ruled in this movie.
"Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice."

"Oh? How so?"

"I'll be too busy looking gooood."
I mean the myths surrounding the guy... Parlor tricks like the one inch punch, the claims about all the fights he was supposed to be in, the claims that he could've taken out any great heavyweight boxer or would've beaten Duran and other assorted bullshit.
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Roper wearing his nut huggers while playing golf.

Hahaha, and Bolo's face while he's getting his leg bit is priceless.
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The one inch punch thing goes back to Wing Chun and probably before that.
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Ahhh, right. I have no idea either, the Internet would have debunked that shit in no time. I wonder if it was his doing or just people being idiots. Certainly didn't hurt his bank account.
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NANOplague wrote:The one inch punch thing goes back to Wing Chun and probably before that.
Oh it's an old parlor trick, for sure.
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Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
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Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
"Bullshit, Mister Han man!"
haha! I always thought he was saying "Mr Hand-Man" you know, on account'a the hand.
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Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
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It's a fantastic, hilarious movie. But, you know...fucking John Saxon FTW. He was in Mitchell! His real name is Carmine Orrico.
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ThePhillyExperiment wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
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