Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

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Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead
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If you don't like this movie, please leave the planet.
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guardianoftheblind wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead
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bruce lee could be up mike tyson and jack dempsey at the smae time.

and bas rutten too
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neckbeard wrote:bruce lee could be up mike tyson and jack dempsey at the smae time.

and bas rutten too
he could be UP them??
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Any movie with kung fu isn't mandatory.
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Own it on Clun-ray.

Awesome fight scenes, but I could easily do without all of the James Bond type shit.
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guardianoftheblind wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead
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The Torsion wrote: I mean the myths surrounding the guy... Parlor tricks like the one inch punch, the claims about all the fights he was supposed to be in, the claims that he could've taken out any great heavyweight boxer or would've beaten Duran and other assorted bullshit.
Have you ever read the Jeet Kun Do book or whatever his style is called, the one he wrote anyways?

In the book he incorporates and uses examples of many boxers such as Dempsey or Ali when talking about the ineffectiveness of certain martial art techniques etc in real life situations. I don't think I've read too many interviews where Lee claimed to be able to beat a HW or anything.

I actually think Lee is a pioneer who broke down barriers to open up martial arts to westeners both through popular culture and actually revealing techniques, but then as more a boxing fan I don't really know or care more about it than that.

I wouldn't want him to kick me though.
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It's okay. Chinese Connection is his best though.
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Necrometer wrote:attn ironic appreciation xasthur fans:
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Comrade Slinky wrote:Any movie with kung fu isn't mandatory.
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Don't forget the badass Lalo Schifrin score.
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guardianoftheblind wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead
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Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO

HAHHAHA AND WHAT FURTHER PROOF IS THERE THAT ROSS IS A FUCKING QUEER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


MAN YOU COME RIGHT OUT A COMIC BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
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HEY ROSS FUCK YOU!!!!!
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NANOplague wrote:Don't forget the badass Lalo Schifrin score.
That's what I was coming in here to say.
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I prefer Return Of The Dragon.

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caldwell.the.great wrote:
guardianoftheblind wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead
:lol:
and who the hell ever ironically likes Bruce Lee? The man is/was utterly unfuckwithable.
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doomeddisciple wrote:
The Torsion wrote: I mean the myths surrounding the guy... Parlor tricks like the one inch punch, the claims about all the fights he was supposed to be in, the claims that he could've taken out any great heavyweight boxer or would've beaten Duran and other assorted bullshit.
Have you ever read the Jeet Kun Do book or whatever his style is called, the one he wrote anyways?

In the book he incorporates and uses examples of many boxers such as Dempsey or Ali when talking about the ineffectiveness of certain martial art techniques etc in real life situations. I don't think I've read too many interviews where Lee claimed to be able to beat a HW or anything.

I actually think Lee is a pioneer who broke down barriers to open up martial arts to westeners both through popular culture and actually revealing techniques, but then as more a boxing fan I don't really know or care more about it than that.

I wouldn't want him to kick me though.
I meant the claims about his abilities that are so prevalent and completely over the top.
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Also check out "Enter the Fat Dragon". An excellent anti bruceploitation parody

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