What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?

[Zerohero]

I would say <.01%
I also doubt they ever set foot in an outhouse come to think of it...
I also think they missed school the day they taught prepositions...that chick is cleared OUTSIDE the outhouse




http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=3540291219

[Zerohero]

+1 for rape ghoul wearin' a twisty cap

[soiled depends]

shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....

[baconrebellion]

they may have HEARD OF the existence of vaginas

[valgalder]

Zero, did you do the artwork for their split album???



I cunt find a bigger ones.

[F/K/A HAPF]

Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.

[valgalder]

doggie does not look amused:

[Zerohero]

Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.

since the guitarist only looks 9, i think fingerbangin 4 year olds is legal tender

[Zerohero]

Zero, did you do the artwork for their split album???



I cunt find a bigger ones.

You think Century Media could dust 'em with some mascara, and make that disk marketable?

[Zerohero]

shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....

I think singerdoode took his dad's pinstriped business suit slack to the tailor and altered for brutal stage wear.

[soiled depends]

raped victim is wearing cherry red 5" fuck me pumps

1. No
666. Yes

[BUNGVOX]

Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.

since the guitarist only looks 9, i think fingerbangin 4 year olds is legal tender

huhhuhhuh you said tender.

[Degree Absolute]

I can't stop laughing at that guy on the left. He looks like a 12 year old girl.

[Hypnagogia]

shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....

they could just be wearing super low cut sox.

cuz you know, the ladies don't like sock tan lines

[worsethanuseless]

Upcoming Shows
Mar 13 Gold Crown Billiards
Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza

[BUNGVOX]

Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza

that's the venue i want to play at!

[valgalder]

Upcoming Shows
Mar 13 Gold Crown Billiards
Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza

I thought Deathmetal pizza was like a take out place...

[takeasneededforpain]

I can't stop laughing at that guy on the left. He looks like a 12 year old girl.

I seriously thought the vocalist in a Chicago-based death metal band was a chick, to the point that I was about to go try to buy him/her/it a drink... then good sense prevailed.
(Actually, the late Lord Abortion intervened...)

[Degree Absolute]

How trashed were you when that happened?

[Julius Echter]

There is an actual show, showcase, what ever the fuck it is at Hoek's during SXSW, Kill The Client is apparently playing that crap as well... complete facepalm for me.

[takeasneededforpain]

What are the odds that the "artist" for that cover graphic is still in 6th grade?

[takeasneededforpain]

How trashed were you when that happened?

We'd spent the entire previous day drinking, and had started at 10:45 that morning. This was one of the Central Illinois Metalfests... though the year escapes me. I remember Origin and Embalmer were on the ticket... maybe 2005?

By that time, I was destroyed and floating in booze.

[baconrebellion]

[Bored, Esq.]

they may have HEARD OF the existence of vaginas

I'm pretty sure they're a myth.

[Zerohero]

actually played a track or two...

sounds about par for the genre, which ain't saying much for the genre.

4/9 cans of sockless brutality