What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?

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If Beavis and Butthead were to release a death metal album ......................
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I think their dicks have touched many vaginae. "Raped in the Outhouse" is obviously a metaphor for the traumatic rape at a handicap stall in an Outback Steakhouse they experienced in childhood. This metaphor is further emphasized by the child-like artwork for the album sleeves. There probably haven't been a more brutally honest, uncompromising, musically and lyrically profound depiction of kidrape since the debut album by Korn. Consume the Fetus has probably helped many teenagers through some of the darkest times of their lives. Is the crescent moon on the outhouse door a political statement about the treatment of young girls in Islam? Does the red cap on the blue overall wearing assailant represent Soviet Russia's oppression of the working class; donning a communist hat covering a body consumed by the same greed the old ruling class represented? The depths of all the symbolism found within this work of art is astonishing...
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milkmandan wrote:
baconrebellion wrote:Image
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OH MAN THAT IS FUNNY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
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WILL RAHMER wrote:
milkmandan wrote:
baconrebellion wrote:Image
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OH MAN THAT IS FUNNY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
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How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:I think their dicks have touched many vaginae. "Raped in the Outhouse" is obviously a metaphor for the traumatic rape at a handicap stall in an Outback Steakhouse they experienced in childhood. This metaphor is further emphasized by the child-like artwork for the album sleeves. There probably haven't been a more brutally honest, uncompromising, musically and lyrically profound depiction of kidrape since the debut album by Korn. Consume the Fetus has probably helped many teenagers through some of the darkest times of their lives. Is the crescent moon on the outhouse door a political statement about the treatment of young girls in Islam? Does the red cap on the blue overall wearing assailant represent Soviet Russia's oppression of the working class; donning a communist hat covering a body consumed by the same greed the old ruling class represented? The depths of all the symbolism found within this work of art is astonishing...
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