Are the muscliest guys here also the most single?

[WILL RAHMER]

SINGLE HAH I AM MORE THAN THAT I HAVE A LITTLE ONE HE IS SOON TO BE HEAD OF NYDM IN NO TIME

[HeyWard]

This is why I don't say what I'm really thinking that much.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself, saddest one.

[caldwell.the.great]

I think Helene's posts are the most spot on... more exacting = tougher to be happy in a relationship? Also there's some mutual exclusivity of time there (applies to internet addiction as well!).

I'm going to go ahead and assume you aren't implying that super in-shape muscle-menz are the only exacting guys around.

[Toilet Fleet]

Wait, did Skyclad say he has a girlfriend? That makes me so angry, the only thing that makes sense to do right now is deadlifts. Oh god the thread title came true.

[pleasuretokill]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

It's feast or famine with females. Most women are a spectacular waste of time. Most men probably are, too. I get so fucking disgusted at how people think you should just be 'content' with who you are. Fuck that. Be intense about something. So many low-impact sadsacks resting on their laurels and living vicariously through televised sports. Always strive for something better, never be satisfied. Losers are satisfied. Like I give a shit if fucking Mari Mar or Hamelia don't find me attractive. The feeling is mutual. I'm not a goddamn bodybuilder anyway. I lift weights an engage in intensive strength training because it's exciting and it fuels my fucking ego when I top what I could do before.

hmmm...needs more breakdowns.

...and a few slam riffs

"it fuels my fucking ego" would be a great song title.

The Torsion - 'Feast or Famine' new album 2010!

Includes FREE SOUTHERN LOUISIANA HARDCORE (SLHC) TEMPORARY NECK TATTOO

Tracklisting:

1. Waste of Time
2. Feast or Famine
3. So Fucking Disgusted
4. Be Intense
5. Low-Impact Sadsack
6. Never Be Satisfied
7. I lift weights
8. Goddamn Bodybuilder
9. It Fuels My Fucking Ego
10. Intensive Strength Training

Ahahahahahaa

"

I really, really, REALLY want to hear this album.

[Necrometer]

Oh god the thread title came true.

hahaha

Luke... if all bleeps are blorps then... no, that's not what I was implying.

[caldwell.the.great]

Oh god the thread title came true.

hahaha

Luke... if all bleeps are blorps then... no, that's not what I was implying.

I only asked because the most exacting motherfucker I have ever met is a pretty gnarly lookin' pseudo-fat that probably gets more pussy than anyone I know BECAUSE he's so exacting. Dude will pretend some girls just aren't there and by the end of the night at least have phone numbers. Magical power type ways!

[Phritz]

"snubbing? i tried snubbing! i snubbed everyone for a year. i've never seen women so pleased."

[neckbeard]

I'm not that frail.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Well I'm pretty sure I'm the most ripped of anyone on the board and I have a girlfriend, so you can throw that hypothesis out the window.

[Eight Foot Manchild]

I thought this said "musicliest guys". That would not be a mystery.

[dreweq]

charles bronson was muscular in the best sense; in the way that it just looked to have naturally occurred as a result of hard work.

hey torsion, wanna work out together @ mdf ?

[Pistol Whip]

The thread is right but for the wrong reasons. Got a couple of friends that are into body building and extream fitness and yes Ross is right most of the time they never have a girlfriend or significant other. But my two friends are also two of the biggest pussy hounds you've ever met. Gang banging groups of chicks, fucking their bosses, fucking a girl and the next day fucking the girls mom. All sorts of wacky sexual misadventures happen when these two guys get together so I don't blame them for being forever single.

[Hotelfire]

http://www.myspace.com/hitthegym

[milkmandan]

http://www.myspace.com/hitthegym

[Hotelfire]

http://www.myspace.com/hitthegym

HIT THE GYM (Lyrics)

You pussies can't lift
That's why your dad left
You bought a bowflex
But never had sex

Now you live at home with mom
And you're still jackin off
To that slut you took to prom

All we did was lift weights
We never hurt anyone
Our supplement regimin
Is all that we've got

My best friends are my forearm flexors
My pecs are number one
I lift weights not to get big
But because I'm the biggest one (he's the biggest one)

If you're fat don't step to me
I'll drown you in your ice cream (bitch)
Hit the gym will hit your face
And knock you out with my
Creatine

Friday night I hit the gym
Fuck you fatass you aren't my friend
You'd rather eat than work your obliques
You're a tub of lard and all you do is sleep

Protein shakes and jaeger bombs
Lifted trucks and we'll fuck your mom
You fuck with us you fuck with our crew
Hit The Gym we're coming for you

Vegan
NOT ME
Vegan
NOT FOR ME

[doubleblumpkin]

I don't feel like reading 5 pages, but maybe they don't eat pussy.

[Comrade Slinky]

Low-Impact Sadsack

Fuck yeah sign me up.

[The Torsion]

hey torsion, wanna work out together @ mdf ?

Yeah absolutely. I plan on working out Saturday and Sunday. I'm going to try not to get too trashed so the hangovers will be minimal.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

pretty skinny dudes pull lots o poon.

thus why i'm always single. i fall for THAT stereotype. pretty faces, tight (muscle-free) torsos, raging bonerz...

[riley-o]

Award goes to hell-haine for having the most contradicting posts in this thread.

Oh, I could totally live alone with books, even though I have a... MUSCLE MAN HUSBAND

and here sig is B.S. as well.

I'm not being an asshole, I just know what it's like to actually be alone... and it fuckin' sucks!

that's not a contradiction you ever-whining sack of shit, that's being comfortable with who you are outside of a relationship and then being able to function inside one. i know your solution to being a fucking sadsack is to blame everybody else and treat everybody around you like shit but guess what: no one wants to be around a guy like that except the mentally ill. YOU ARE CHOOSING THIS LIFE FOR YOURSELF. IT IS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN. NOT YOUR PARENTS, NOT CIRCUMSTANCE. THIS IS ALL YOUR CHOICE. quit being a fucking faggot and do something about it, even if all you do is quit your goddamned sniveling and complaining.

[takeasneededforpain]

Award goes to hell-haine for having the most contradicting posts in this thread.

Oh, I could totally live alone with books, even though I have a... MUSCLE MAN HUSBAND

and here sig is B.S. as well.

I'm not being an asshole, I just know what it's like to actually be alone... and it fuckin' sucks!

that's not a contradiction you ever-whining sack of shit, that's being comfortable with who you are outside of a relationship and then being able to function inside one. i know your solution to being a fucking sadsack is to blame everybody else and treat everybody around you like shit but guess what: no one wants to be around a guy like that except the mentally ill. YOU ARE CHOOSING THIS LIFE FOR YOURSELF. IT IS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN. NOT YOUR PARENTS, NOT CIRCUMSTANCE. THIS IS ALL YOUR CHOICE. quit being a fucking faggot and do something about it, even if all you do is quit your goddamned sniveling and complaining.

Yeah, what he said.

[Hell-haine]

Award goes to hell-haine for having the most contradicting posts in this thread.

Oh, I could totally live alone with books, even though I have a... MUSCLE MAN HUSBAND!

Haha, my husband and I don't live together.

[Kurt Russell's Beard]

Award goes to hell-haine for having the most contradicting posts in this thread.

Oh, I could totally live alone with books, even though I have a... MUSCLE MAN HUSBAND!

Haha, my husband and I don't live together.

Why?

[Hell-haine]

He wasn't finding a job in FL and had a good offer in NY, I told him to go.
I stayed in my house with the pets, kept my job while he was getting his life together in NY.
Things didn't work out as expected, he got a good offer in Las Vegas and moved there last month.
I'm staying here for now, as it's my house and I have a decent job.
We're going to try and save some money to go back to France in 2011.
Everything's fine though. We already lived apart from 2002 to 2005!