Post reasons to kick me out of a van

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

-yelling anything with the word 'fag' in it, in public

[riley-o]

just lock it right now

[Wang Mandu]

for fun

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

riley, that's what you would hope to do BEFORE i got in the van.

i'm talking about when you forget to lock it before i'm in there, silly!

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

my last posts sounds retarded!

-because retarded people are annoying

[riley-o]

because you're a loud annoying cunt who craves attention

[Degree Absolute]

Because you're still breathing

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

because you're a loud annoying cunt who craves attention

aw. i just like interaction, even though i also value my time alone. people and animals are toys, riley. you KNOW this. we're all just fancy lincoln logs...

[riley-o]

because hopefully you'll smoke your head on the pavement as you fall out of the still-moving van and become a vegetable

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]

The guys from Bang Bus kicked you out?

[riley-o]

because you're totally incapable of worthwhile and meaningful contribution to the species

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

smoke your head on the pavement...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

omg riley STOP i can't HANDLE this ABUSE!

[zzzzzzzz]

take a picture of your vagina and post it on here, get your head and tats in there so i know its you

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

kale farts

you know what is fucked up? my farts haven't been stinking much and i never even see bits of undigested kale in my droppings NO MATTER HOW MUCH I CONSUME. i ate a lb at least yesterday...today? just some fluffy brown mounds. unbelievable. kale is heaven food.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hey, what are the chances rollins and his lawyers will try to sue me if i write a book called "get out of the van" chronicling my experiences as a spazz, idiot, and all-around useless hanger-on?

[Ghost Dad]

just lock it right now

....

[Wang Mandu]

Smegma told me to do it.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

Smegma told me to do it.

you know, i have no problem evacuating the van when someone needs to bust a nut on some bitches face. you guys take all the time you need, ok?

[Friendly Goatus]

Because this



*shivers*

[riley-o]

hates having her tits touched in addition to being otherwise a fucking headcase

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

tht my breast @ goatus


weed + boobs are pretty annoying, yeah.

[Ghost Dad]

Grape juice-gingerale cocktails suck by the way...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hates having her tits touched in addition to being otherwise a fucking headcase

sometimes i like gentle, well-guided touches. not this "mashing" of tits that often results in THIS SORT OF SHIT which is what happens when people touch them too much. i'm sensitive, yo. it's less painful than it looks, i guess...

groth pic warning

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[riley-o]

out of the van, beefhands...