Can we PLEASE just nuke Israel

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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:now, I don't support the Iraqi war, honestly we should've never been there in the first place, its between Israel and Palestine. not our business. still I don't see why Israel should secede to the Arabs. Jews were there first, honestly.
that's the equivalent of saying "hey, we stole America from the Indians and they should just take it up the tailpipe regardless if they were there first"
:lol: Oh my god dude...
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metal5411 wrote:
eyehatethehumanrace wrote:now, I don't support the Iraqi war, honestly we should've never been there in the first place, its between Israel and Palestine. not our business. still I don't see why Israel should secede to the Arabs. Jews were there first, honestly.
that's the equivalent of saying "hey, we stole America from the Indians and they should just take it up the tailpipe regardless if they were there first"
:lol: Oh my god dude...
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Justin's Guardian Angel wrote:
metal5411 wrote:
eyehatethehumanrace wrote:now, I don't support the Iraqi war, honestly we should've never been there in the first place, its between Israel and Palestine. not our business. still I don't see why Israel should secede to the Arabs. Jews were there first, honestly.
that's the equivalent of saying "hey, we stole America from the Indians and they should just take it up the tailpipe regardless if they were there first"
:lol: Oh my god dude...
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Imagine if Johnlapse started this thread.
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'...no'
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Let's just go back to isolationism.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:
Justin's Guardian Angel wrote:
metal5411 wrote:
eyehatethehumanrace wrote:now, I don't support the Iraqi war, honestly we should've never been there in the first place, its between Israel and Palestine. not our business. still I don't see why Israel should secede to the Arabs. Jews were there first, honestly.
that's the equivalent of saying "hey, we stole America from the Indians and they should just take it up the tailpipe regardless if they were there first"
:lol: Oh my god dude...
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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:now, I don't support the Iraqi war, honestly we should've never been there in the first place, its between Israel and Palestine. not our business. still I don't see why Israel should secede to the Arabs. Jews were there first, honestly.
that's the equivalent of saying "hey, we stole America from the Indians and they should just take it up the tailpipe regardless if they were there first"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a large section in the Old Testament about the Israelites killing Canaanites en masse to obtain "The Promised Land"?

So, let me get this straight: A guy wanders in the desert until his brain is so baked he sees talking flaming bushes, and these assholes created a religion around him?

The more I think about it, the more I'm inclined to say push the big red button...
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Ghost Dad wrote:Let's just go back to isolationism.

then how the fuck are we gonna not rape countries in the name of god/our own best interests, and have people not only approve of it, but support it???
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Israel is always going to be a war whether the Jews hold control, the Muslims regain control, the Christians take over, or someone nukes them.
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now the republicans are pissed

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Republicans slam Obama's hard line on Israel

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WASHINGTON — Republican lawmakers came out swinging Monday against President Barack Obama's hard line toward Israel over its controversial plans to expand a settlement in disputed East Jerusalem.

The number three Republican in the House of Representatives deplored the Obama administration's stance on Israel as "irresponsible" a week after Israel gave the green light to build 1,600 new homes for Jewish settlers in the area the Palestinians want as the capital of their future state.

Vice President Joe Biden, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and other top officials said last week's announcement of the new construction was insulting and damaging to efforts to revive long-stalled peace talks.

"To say that I am deeply concerned with the irresponsible comments that the White House, vice president and the secretary of state have made against Israel is an understatement," said House Republican Whip Eric Cantor, the only Jewish Republican in the House of Representatives.

"In an effort to ingratiate our country with the Arab world, this administration has shown a troubling eagerness to undercut our allies and friends."

He said the administration's public spat with the Jewish State "jeopardizes America's national security."

The government of hawkish Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave permission for the new construction in Jerusalem's Ramat Shlomo neighborhood on March 9, just as Biden visited Israel, sparking a major diplomatic crisis.

Israel's ambassador to Washington said bilateral relations have hit a 35-year low.

It also came just two days after the Palestinians had reluctantly agreed to hold indirect, US-brokered negotiations with Israel.

Senator Sam Brownback said in a statement that "it's hard to see how spending a weekend condemning Israel for a zoning decision in its capital city amounts to a positive step towards peace."

The Kansas Republican, a staunch defender of Israel in Congress, said it would be "far more worthwhile" for the administration to focus its efforts instead on shifting the location of the US embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, a highly controversial proposal.

There are no embassies in Jerusalem, as Israel captured and annexed East Jerusalem in the 1967 Six Day War in a move the international community does not recognize. Israel considers all of the city its capital despite Palestinian claims to East Jerusalem.

Brownback also urged the Obama administration to narrow its focus on the "growing Iranian nuclear threat," referring to the Islamic republic's continued defiance of international calls to halt its controversial uranium enrichment program. Israel considers Iran an existential threat.

Representative Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, the top Republican on the House Foreign Affairs Committee, demanded that the Obama administration halt its condemnations of "an indispensable ally and friend of the United States."

"US condemnations of Israel and threats regarding our bilateral relationship undermine both our allies and the peace process, while encouraging the enemies of America and Israel alike," she said.

Ros-Lehtinen added that she was "deeply concerned" about the administration's "softer approaches" toward the Palestinian Authority, Syria and Iran.

Iran and Syria are the main foreign backers of the Shiite militant group Hezbollah but both deny that they provide anything other than moral support.

Washington also accuses Syria of turning a blind eye to militants crossing its border into Iraq.
"In an effort to ingratiate our country with the Arab world, this administration has shown a troubling eagerness to undercut our allies and friends."

jews are arabs now!!!!!!!! world peace is here. and you guys doubted the republicans.
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nuke israel

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Board Parrot wrote:nuke israel

nuke israel
As stated before, if the US were to withdraw all support of Israel things would go quite badly for them. Unfortunately, the collateral damage would be nothing short of cataclysmic since these self righteous assholes would almost certainly start lobbing nukes all willy-nilly the moment they saw just how fucked they would be.
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Burpcore the GRIM wrote:
Board Parrot wrote:nuke israel

nuke israel
As stated before, if the US were to withdraw all support of Israel things would go quite badly for them.
for israel, yes. maybe a taught lesson could go far. by maybe i mean almost definitely.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
ZIONISM UNMASKED: THE DARK FACE OF JEWISH NATIONALISM

Israeli prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu once remarked to a Likud gathering of the juggalos that “Israel is not like other countries.” Oddly enough for him, that time he was telling the truth, and nowhere is that more evident than with Jewish nationalism, whether or not one pins the “Zionist” label on it.


Nationalism in most countries and cultures can have both positive and negative aspects, unifying a people and sometimes leading them against their neighbors. Extremism can emerge, and often has, at least in part in almost every nationalist/independence movement I can recall (e.g., the French nationalist movement had The Terror, Kenya’s had the Mau Mau, etc.).


But whereas extremism in other nationalist movements is an aberration, extremism in Jewish nationalism is the norm, pitting Zionist Jews (secular or observant) against the goyim (everyone else), who are either possible predator or certain prey, if not both sequentially. This does not mean that all Jews or all Israelis feel and act this way, by any means. But it does mean that Israel today is what it cannot avoid being, and what it would be under any electable government (a point I’ll develop in another article).

The differences between Jewish nationalism (Zionism) and that of other countries and cultures here I think are fourfold:


1. Zionism is a real witches’ brew of xenophobia, racism, ultra-nationalism, and militarism that places it way outside of a “mere” nationalist context — for example, when I was in Ireland (both parts) I saw no indication whatsoever that the PIRAs or anyone else pressing for a united Ireland had a shred of design on shoving Protestants into camps or out of the country, although there may well have been a handful who thought that way — and goes far beyond the misery for others professed by the Nazis;


2. Zionism undermines civic loyalty among its adherents in other countries in a way that other nationalist movements (and even ultra-nationalist movements like Nazism) did not — e.g., a large majority of American Jews, including those who are not openly dual citizens, espouse a form of political bigamy called “dual loyalty” (to Israel & the US) that is every bit as dishonest as marital bigamy, attempts to finesse the precedence they give to Israel over the US (lots of Rahm Emanuels out there who served in the IDF but NOT in the US armed forces), and has absolutely no parallel in the sense of national or cultural identity espoused by any other definable ethnic or racial group in America — even the Nazi Bund in the US disappeared once Germany and the US went to war, with almost all of its members volunteering for the US armed forces;


3. The “enemy” of normal nationalist movements is the occupying power and perhaps its allies, and once independence is achieved, normal relations with the occupying power are truly the norm, but for Zionism almost everyone out there is an actual or potential enemy, differing only in proximity and placement on its very long list of enemies (which is now America’s target list); and


4. Almost all nationalist movements (including the irredentist and secessionist variants) intend to create an independent state from a population in place or to reunite a separated people (like the Sudeten Germans in the 1930s) — it is very rare for it to include the wholesale displacement of another indigenous population, which is far more common of successful colonialist movements as in the US — and perhaps a reason why most Americans wouldn’t care too much about what the Israelis are doing to the Palestinians even if they DID know about it, is because that is no different than what Europeans in North America did to the Indians/Native Americans here in a longer & more low-tech fashion.


The implications of this for Middle East peace prospects, and for other countries in thrall to their domestic Jewish lobbies or not, are chilling. The Book of Deuteronomy come to life in a state with a nuclear arsenal would be enough to give pause to anyone not bought or bribed into submission — which these days encompasses the US Government, given Israel’s affinity for throwing crap into the face of the Obama administration and Obama’s visible affinity for accepting it with a smile, Bibi Netanyahu’s own “Uncle Tom” come to Washington.


The late General Moshe Dayan, who — Zionist or not — remains an honored part of my own Pantheon of military heroes, allegedly observed that Israel’s security depended on its being viewed by others as a mad dog. He may have been correct. But he neglected to note that the preferred response of everyone else is to kill that mad dog before it can decide to go berserk and bite. It is an option worth considering.
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It would probably just be easier to nuke these guys:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aipac
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just nuke jerusalem so hard that the 100 miles surrounding it is uninhabitable black glass . then no-one has anything to fight over and all of their prophecies become invalidated.
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also: vatican city.
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We should have just let the jews move here, but nOOOO. Also: orthodo jews are no better than fundamentalist christians and muslims and are wrecking isreal as we speak.
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Natenyahoo is meeting Obama today. Barack's flex'n nuts due to healthcare and will probly bitch slap that fucken racist.
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Brian P. wrote:Natenyahoo is meeting Obama today. Barack's flex'n nuts due to healthcare and will probly bitch slap that fucken racist.
praytell how, exactly, does one bitchslap the person who's riding you like a pony and reaming you like a pipe?
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We should pull out of the region entirely... Then they can nuke eachother and destroy the oil resources that are that region's only worthwhile asset, thereby
forcing alternative fuel sources to the forefront of development and ridding us of a shitload of worthless people in the process.
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NANOplague wrote:We should pull out of the region entirely... Then they can nuke eachother and destroy the oil resources that are that region's only worthwhile asset, thereby
forcing alternative fuel sources to the forefront of development and ridding us of a shitload of worthless people in the process.
not...an entirely bad idea...
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"Oh but the dreaded ISOLATIONISM is a cardinal sin, because everyone is your responsibility...."
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