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How have you been there fine maiden?

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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Real fucking authentic NPR Orleans oil spills
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I heard voodoo played no small role in this tragic disaster...if I head to the airport now, I can land in Port Aux Prince by midnight, drunk and mean with a machete and a compelling thirst for vengeance...
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wasn't there a guy posting on here who works on an oil platform? i vaguely remember him posting pics.
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soiled depends wrote:I heard voodoo played no small role in this tragic disaster...if I head to the airport now, I can land in Port Aux Prince by midnight, drunk and mean with a machete and a compelling thirst for vengeance...
Funny... I heard from those "God Hates Fags" people that the oil spill was caused by god, because of societal tolerance being shown towards homosexuals.... :confused:
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Mari_Mar wrote:Funny... I heard from those "God Hates Fags" people that the oil spill was caused by god, because of societal tolerance being shown towards homosexuals.... :confused:
Don't fall prey to those people's screwed up and miserable world view, Mari. They're so full of shit...all they do is knock each others' farts all day long and try on each others' underthings no matter how soiled they may be...
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Mari_Mar wrote:
soiled depends wrote:I heard voodoo played no small role in this tragic disaster...if I head to the airport now, I can land in Port Aux Prince by midnight, drunk and mean with a machete and a compelling thirst for vengeance...
Funny... I heard from those "God Hates Fags" people that the oil spill was caused by god, because of societal tolerance being shown towards homosexuals.... :confused:
I think God's just saying "hey, cut down on all the lube ... don't be wasteful."
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it certainly stands to reason that god would smite the sodomites where they feel it most... the ocean

it's almost too obvious...
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the beach is where they all lie naked and fornicate. gone with it!
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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If you shot the Wolfman in the face you could you lower his corpse from a helicopter in a harness and just mop that oil slick up so easy...
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riley-o wrote:it certainly stands to reason that god would smite the sodomites where they feel it most... the ocean

it's almost too obvious...
They say that's where the motion is...
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riley-o wrote:it certainly stands to reason that god would smite the sodomites where they feel it most... the prostate
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marissa what did i tell you about italics
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riley-o wrote:marissa what did i tell you about italics
I thought I used 'em right... :|
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Mari_Mar wrote:
riley-o wrote:marissa what did i tell you about italics
I thought I used 'em right... :|
again...blonde
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you made too casual of a statement for use of italics. marissa this is basic emphasis understanding and you should really have it mastered before you start using italics live in the field...
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Italics are harrrd...

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:immediateresponsetothurberpost: :?
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Thread's not AUTHENTIC without Torsion
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I had the cafeteria here at work's idea of huevos rancheros. It wasn't huevos rancheros at all, but rather an omelet with chorizo in it.

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Zerohero wrote: :immediateresponsetothurberpost: :?
hahahah did you seriously expect a serious thread with the way you communicate ?
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