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At the REEE offices...
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Mr. Cubes, I noticed you didn't update the company Outlook Calendar with the dates that you will be out of office. I've been noticing a lot of lapses in your performance lately, and things must get better. Otherwise that temp we hired off of To Catch A Predator for you may become a perm if you catch my drift.
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use the urinal, Sally.Pisscubes wrote:Jesus Christ, can you fuckin savages flush when you're done? I go to take a piss and the turlet is stuffed up with a corn fucking brownie. It's disgustng.
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Toxicarius wrote:Who keeps pinning Dilbert strips on the bulletin board?
So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...jakebonz@work wrote:SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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Is this better?Toxicarius wrote:So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...
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No! The BB is for official announcements only. And maybe a comic if it's actually funny...jakebonz@work wrote:Is this better?Toxicarius wrote:So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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I saw that and am gonna keep my mouth shut!Pisscubes wrote:[opens desk drawer, looks around shiftily, pulls out pint of Old Crow and takes large gulp before replacing it, shutting drawer and folding hands on desk]
I just made coffee.
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Look at this fuckin' tightwad.Toxicarius wrote:No! The BB is for official announcements only. And maybe a comic if it's actually funny...jakebonz@work wrote:Is this better?Toxicarius wrote:So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Go follow "Procedure" you group-think toadie.
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Nah, thanks man. I've got phone calls to make this morning and need my wits about me.Pisscubes wrote:Brian P. wrote:I saw that and am gonna keep my mouth shut!Pisscubes wrote:[opens desk drawer, looks around shiftily, pulls out pint of Old Crow and takes large gulp before replacing it, shutting drawer and folding hands on desk]
I just made coffee.
(Want me to top that coffee off?)
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hey piss, you've got some white-out on your philtrum.
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This place needs some right out of college, big tittied nubile interns.
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instead we get right out of college, frat-jock interns.Tony Twist wrote:This place needs some right out of college, big tittied nubile interns.
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GODDAMMIT! THERE'S A FUCKING SKIDMARK ON THE COPY MACHINE!
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There are plenty! They just hang out up here in the Admin/Mod offices. There's one in a low cut blouse that is confused about why I keep dropping my pencil on the floor when she's around. Although now that Leon is back in Exhumed they hang out in his office most of the time.....Tony Twist wrote:This place needs some right out of college, big tittied nubile interns.
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1) who's leaving their used jim-hats in the supply closet?
2) who's actually using jim-hats?
2) who's actually using jim-hats?
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That's not actually a supply closet......John Jr. wrote:1) who's leaving their used jim-hats in the supply closet?
2) who's actually using jim-hats?
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Somebody tell the fat bitch next to me that no one cares about her friends new dog.
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that's why i'm always huffing paint in the basement: neither my dick nor my ego will fit that "office"Introvert wrote:That's not actually a supply closet......John Jr. wrote:1) who's leaving their used jim-hats in the supply closet?
2) who's actually using jim-hats?SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWIt's your office
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SOILED: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS NEW DOG!Tony Twist wrote:Somebody tell the fat bitch next to me that no one cares about her friends new dog.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...
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oh that reminds me: no paternity leaves. it's clearly outlined in the staff policy manual...
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Oh yeah, sorry about that. I thought it'd be funny to photocopy my butt and give a copy to everyone in the office.jakebonz@work wrote:GODDAMMIT! THERE'S A FUCKING SKIDMARK ON THE COPY MACHINE!
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That's not important right now. Anyways, I'm back off to Leon's office for a closed door meeting with a couple of his practicum students...
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How many beers are we allowed friday? 12?
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Yeah, uh, Sorry? I'LL TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT, SR. CUBES.TheDOAD wrote:Pisscubes wrote:TheDOAD wrote:soiled depends wrote:oh that reminds me: no paternity leaves. it's clearly outlined in the staff policy manual...
I did just fucking hire you for sexual education didn't I?
DOAD?? This Jakebonz guy has been burning my ass. I want him out.
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I'll take care of it right away. I hate that guy too .
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Hey, DOAD, if you loosen the screws on the back of his chair he'll totally fall on his ass when he leans back.
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Doesn't he already have enough screws loose?jakebonz@work wrote:Yeah, uh, Sorry? I'LL TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT, SR. CUBES.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWHey, DOAD, if you loosen the screws on the back of his chair he'll totally fall on his ass when he leans back.
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