special james thread

[james]

This is my special thread. Because everyone else has one too.

[james]

This is a chart I made. My girlfriend didn't understand the story I told her about when I learned to use my brand-new dryer. So I told her I'd make a chart to help. I made it like 3 days later. Whatever, chill.

[fallbacktostone]

aaahahshadj

[riley-o]

[copstache]

FUCKIN HELL YEAH YOU DO. YOU NEED THAT EXTRA BOOST TO LIVEPOWER YOUR ENGERY DAY.

YOU NEED THAT EXTRA PUNCH IN THE COCK TO REALLY MAXIMIZE YOUR FORCE POTENTIAL.

HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

1. TAKE SOME FUCKING RED BULL AND MAINLINE THAT SHIT. WORRIED ABOUT CARBONATION!? SHUT THE FAG UP! THERE ARE ALREADY BUBBLES IN OVER 39% OF YOUR BLOODSTREAM MAINFRAME. THE SAME AS A SWELTERING JUNGLE! SO GRAB YOUR TOYS AND FUCKING SPIKE YOURSELF, YOU PANSYTHOUGHT NONEXTREME.



2. DO A GIANT FUCKING LINE OF YAK ALL THE WAY THROUGH A SUPERMARKET AND OUT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND SHIT. AFTERWARDS YOU CAN GO HANG OUT IN BLAIR'S VAN AND FUCKING TOUNGE HIS EXTREMEHOLE.


3. WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE STARTING TO CRASH? OF COURSE YOU ARE, IT'S BEEN OVER 45 SECONDS SINCE YOU SKYPUNCHED YOUR POWERJOURNEY. IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS - IT'S TIME TO FUCKING POSTCRANK THE MEGATENSITY. HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO: I WANT YOU TO TAKE A CLAW HAMMER AND BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE IN EACH OF YOUR FUCKING LIMBS. YOU MAY SAY TO YOURSELF, "WELL GEE, I'M A FUCKING PRESTREME PENIS ENTHUSIAST, AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SMASH ALL THE BONES IN MY ONE ARM THAT I USED TO SMASH THE BONES IN MY OTHER ARM."

WELL IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THAT THOUGHT I WANT YOU TO THINK OF ALL THE FUCKING VAULT-HUFFING 360 KICKFLIP OLLIE WARRIORS OVER IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW PULLING OUT THIER OWN EYES AND SCREAMING THROUGH OLYMPIC-SIZED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED WITH CUBIC TONS OF LIQUID NITROGEN ON FIRE.

[Gay for Cock]

nu-jame

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

yeah...this should be scrolled.

[Friendly Goatus]

I'd like to meet that jame.

[riley-o]

nu-jame

fuck off

[james]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

IM ON THE TITTY MOUNTAIN HIGHWAY

drivin along

uhTITTY MOUNTAIN HIGHWAY

singin my song

RILEY IN THE BACK
VERNO IN THE FRONT
TORSAN AT THE WHEEL, AND WE AIN'T GONNA STOP

ON THE TITTY MOUNTAIN HIGHWAY

YEAH YEAH YEAAYAAY

[ghost boner]

i love titty mountain highway

[riley-o]

can't think of a better team of road tripping bros to get into some misadventures

[The Bill]

It occurs to me that the dryer may be the system for total control!?

[guardianoftheblind]

this seems appropriate

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJFmRKj ... re=related<

[HASHTHRASH]

That chart is fucking awesome.

[Necrometer]

when it's imperative that we make good time, there's no man but torsan fit for the captain's seat

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

okay then.

[james]

when it's imperative that we make good time, there's no man but torsan fit for the captain's seat

i dont get what this means

[ghost boner]

i think he means he drives real fast, as a man should

[Mari_Mar]

I'm pretty sure it means Ross enjoys Torsion's motion in the ocean...

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I think you just failed to read between the lines

when it's imperative that we make good time, there's no man but torsan fit for the captain's seat

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[james]

[The Torsion]

Let's get this fuckin show on the road. First stop, Hell-Haine.

[james]

I dunno I never really patched it up with her after I went off about her head

[The Torsion]

Oh, uh...First stop: NECKWRECKER