"Six degree's of internet xasthur fans" continued

[Friendly Goatus]

My grandma dated Richard Kiel, AKA Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker.

[Cascade Whore]

why is eham fucking with this thread?

We're sworn internet enemies apparently.

[The Torsion]

My mom went to jr high and high school with Iggy Pop and her step-sister was in the original Battlestar Galactica.

[John Jr.]

a dude i work with's mom was jodi fosters roomate in college. apparently jodi foster was going through her rug-munching phase at that time.

[soiled depends]

why is eham fucking with this thread?

not everyone gives a fuck that their great grandama's sisters' cousin once strolled past some random extra in some stupid movie once.

these degrees of separation are pathetic and not worth mentioning.

[buenoallthetime]

I am a relative of George Clymer, who signed the Declaration of Independence.

My old band played with Terror Level Red, Kevin Bacon's son's crust band. Not good, not terrible.

[soiled depends]

Kevin Bacon's son's crust band.

yeah we know. why do people have to say this every fucking time they mention the band name? fucking idiot...

[father of lies]

I made McChickens for both Suicidal Tendencies and Propain. Propain seemed amazed I knew of their existence.

My dad had all of ST in his cab in probably '92 or so.

[Idget Child]

[Toxicarius]

A friend knows Geraldo Rivera through work... I was offered a meet & greet, but turned it down. I have no desire to see Geraldonose.

[Zerohero]

I'm not even going to namedrop my connections to

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Lady Gaga

[E.E 3.0]

Jay Leno made fun of me and gave me Peanut M&Ms at a Media Play once

[Necrometer]

one of the ICP dudes handed me a cassingle of theirs on the street back before they were big

also duh

[How Are Mortiis Goatse?!]

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When Eham was in Iraq, did he pet a burning dog?

[Pistol Whip]

My stepmom went to High School and had a home economics class with this guy.

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[Britton]

My step-grandfather was an artist who drew comics with Joseph Barbera for Stars And Stripes during WW II. After the war Barbera contacted him to go into business with him and he declined.


Many degrees os seperated worthless shit:


My cousin once had the world record on the arcade version of Asteroids. Back in the late 70's or early 80's.

My Mexican buddy Leroy is next-door neighbors to the bass player from Questionmark And The Mysterions. They get drunk together all the time.

My cousin Debbie married Ted Nugent's first cousin.

I once met Ted at Fashion Square Mall in Saginaw, Michigan. He was buying socks.

My buddy Chad jammed with Naked Raygun a few times after he moved from Michigan to Chicago.

At the second Milwaukee Metalfest a few buddies and I walked to McDonalds to grab something to drink and walked through the drive-thru because the inside wasn't open. The drummer for Sepultura came over and walked through with us. We had to order for him because his Englishgese was not very good. He was bummed because he didn't think they should be headlining with all the other great long running bands there.

My punk buddy and his parents lived in a house in Caro where Stevie Wonder would come over to and write songs with the dad of another kid we went to school with.

[krudmonk]

¡Ay dios mio! ¡El acosador del noche!

[smellmyfinger]

I'm related to Tom Mix (Old tyme movie cowboy)

also I knew a girl who fucked Lemmy

[Geeheeb]

I'm a cunt and a coward.

[Mari_Mar]

My dad used to jam with Carlos Santana and Shela E in my grandparent's garage.

I work for George Lucas among special effects greats like Dennis Muren and John Knoll.
I had drinks and appetizers with Billy Baldwin with a friend of mine once. The next day he apparently text'd my friend that I was cute.
I once drove Chris Reifert to a Burger King that I worked at, so he could eat before a gig in Berkeley.

[copstache]

I once drove Chris Reifert to a Burger King that I worked at, so he could eat before a gig in Berkeley.

lol

[Mari_Mar]

I once drove Chris Reifert to a Burger King that I worked at, so he could eat before a gig in Berkeley.

lol

You know you're jealous...

[Tony Twist]

My parents were in the audience for a taping of the Morton Downey Jr. Show.

[Idget Child]

I had a 30-minute conversation with Jim Breuer at the DMV. It had nothing to do with comedy.

My friend told Pat Smear that Schecter guitars suck as soon as he saw him try one out at some guitar store in NYC.

My girlfriend's cousin, who is much older, is best friends with some paparazzi so he's been in some weird situations ranging from parties for celebrities' adopted children to phone calls with Andy Warhol at The Factory.

In other horrible sadness, some guys from the town over from us texted my friend numerous times one night because they were not only stoked that they were hanging out with the guitarist from the Spin Doctors, but they got to jam with him, too!

[Mooretician]

I'm pretty sure I post on a message board maintained by a dude who lived next to this guy: