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Very niche but TLDR: if someone wronged him, make it right in ways you can.

Story: I played a game called Ark with my (now husband) we were just friends then. Anyhow, they had a tribe on a specific server and they got insided (a friend of his added someone who didn’t vet the person as safe) - anyways that person stole animal tames (things you work hard for in game & raise yourself) and specifically my love interest’s favorite wyvern

He (my love interest) was very quiet about the whole thing because usually there is no way to recover it once stolen- and he logged out for the day. I then made it my business to join every FB group related to the game to see if the thief was going to boast about the wyvern in game. I finally found a post about it after a couple of days & got to know the guy who stole it. I became friends with him, talked in party chats, flirted and made up a girly sob story about needing a wyvern cus I just couldn’t get one on my own all uwu (totally fabricated because I had several of my own- but that ploy worked) he eventually offered to give me that wyevern he had stolen on the supposed premise it just would mean so much to me, uwu. Once I gained ownership of it - I threw the whole scenario in the thief’s face & blocked him.

Then I uploaded & flew the wyvern back to my love interest’s base. I asked him to come out of the guiding in game and was so happy to present it to him. He was very happy and shocked anyone would care about him that much to retrieve it - but insisted I keep it because I worked so hard to get it to him. I reluctantly kept it & held onto it until they shut the servers down. Soon after, we began dating because he saw what kind of person I was & how I genuinely cared about what was important to him. He even flew me around on it together in game. That wyvern became legend for all our friends & everyone looked out for it until that game server got deleted. We still talk about it from time to time. Been married going on 7 years now.

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mixing mr. pibb and dr. pepper to create 'the philosopher's brew'

That's a genius way to conjure Robert Louis Stevenson

[ghost boner]

He even flew me around on it together in game.

This is fucking killing me

[FVBTVS]

i know

[Necrometer]

you guys don't know shit about romance

[FVBTVS]

posted it only because i am the boards foremost romance understander actually

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I know that guy, that's my wife's boyfriend. He was at our house that night

[Eight Bit Alien]

How can I masturbate if my mom is always "there"?

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lol I saw that one, had a chuckle, but didn't bother to click

[riley-o]

They thought they would win the Super Bowl with this lineup of plays but they didn’t take into account the allstar team they would be up against.

Coach: Trump
Quarterback: Elon
Running back: Tucker
Wide Receiver: Vivek
Tight End: Rogan
Right Tackle: JD Vance

Who can name the rest of the team and positions.?

[cxwx]

Very niche but TLDR: if someone wronged him, make it right in ways you can.

Story: I played a game called Ark with my (now husband) we were just friends then. Anyhow, they had a tribe on a specific server and they got insided (a friend of his added someone who didn’t vet the person as safe) - anyways that person stole animal tames (things you work hard for in game & raise yourself) and specifically my love interest’s favorite wyvern

He (my love interest) was very quiet about the whole thing because usually there is no way to recover it once stolen- and he logged out for the day. I then made it my business to join every FB group related to the game to see if the thief was going to boast about the wyvern in game. I finally found a post about it after a couple of days & got to know the guy who stole it. I became friends with him, talked in party chats, flirted and made up a girly sob story about needing a wyvern cus I just couldn’t get one on my own all uwu (totally fabricated because I had several of my own- but that ploy worked) he eventually offered to give me that wyevern he had stolen on the supposed premise it just would mean so much to me, uwu. Once I gained ownership of it - I threw the whole scenario in the thief’s face & blocked him.

Then I uploaded & flew the wyvern back to my love interest’s base. I asked him to come out of the guiding in game and was so happy to present it to him. He was very happy and shocked anyone would care about him that much to retrieve it - but insisted I keep it because I worked so hard to get it to him. I reluctantly kept it & held onto it until they shut the servers down. Soon after, we began dating because he saw what kind of person I was & how I genuinely cared about what was important to him. He even flew me around on it together in game. That wyvern became legend for all our friends & everyone looked out for it until that game server got deleted. We still talk about it from time to time. Been married going on 7 years now.

Their in game D&D characters were going to be married. Some other players conspired to murder the grooms character on the night of the wedding. They even had the mage cast an illusion so the bride was deflowered by the villain disguised as her lover. She was in tears afterwards and there was almost a fist fight in real life.

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[the awesome Assassin]

[FVBTVS]

Sleeping soundly is for overtly homosexual men.

The world is at war, people are dying and BTC breaks a new ATH everyday.

Money moving in every single direction, elections are over thrown in "democratic" nations....

And you have ZERO innate anxiety?

You close your eyes and become absolutely killable for a full 9 hours, without tossing, without turning, without any input from the outside world at all?

You dont wake up in a sweat and instantly check the news?

Youre not even rich, youre poor, and youre snoring?

What you dreaming of you fucking loser YOU HAVE NO MONEY.

Where is your warrior instinct? Where is your PTSD and your fear? Where is the adrenaline in your blood?

"Well why would I have PTSD" says the nobody.

Because if you were a somebody you would take risks and the outcome of those risks would weigh heavy on your mind.

Your soul would be burnt with the stories of battles lost and the hope for battles you can win.

What kind of full grown man DOESNT have mental issues?

You feel no stress? None? Youre napping? Like a kitten? Like a little cute kitty kat?

Are you comfy? awww youre so comfy? Do you have a blanket?

You are gay.

"I had a nap" = Gay
"I was sleeping" = Gay
"He didnt wake up yet" = Gay.

I close my eyes but i never truly sleep.

Im tired but thats fine.

Life as a man is wanting food you dont eat.

And wanting sleep you CANT get.

Because your mind and soul is plagued by battles past present and future.

You think Putin sleeps well? Lol

Trump?

NO.

WINNERS OPERATE IN WAR MODE.

Nightmares are masculine. You should shoot awake with sweat multiple times a night.

Maybe then your woman would finally love you.

Instead she wakes up to see you snoring and drooling, her movement didnt even rattle you. She fully got out of bed and youre out cold because youre scum.

She could stab you in the neck and she considers it because you deserve it.

Killed by a girl because you were sleepy. Awwww.

The second I see a man who enjoys his sleep and acquires it with ease...

I know hes bitch made.

Sleep is what you give up once you become a hero.

Peace of mind is for lifes losers.

There is no debate.

[FVBTVS]

There is a guy that has sent Christmas gifts, and letters to my family’s house the last 2 years. He’s been getting scammed by a person saying that my family and I are sick/ poor.

I have sent him an email, and explained that whoever he’s speaking to is not me, or a person with good intentions. He does not seem to get it.

I get a lot of people asking me if I am chatting with them. If it’s not on my onlyfans, or on one of the links below, no you are not talking to me!!! <3

[ghost boner]

Sleeping soundly is for overtly homosexual men.

The world is at war, people are dying and BTC breaks a new ATH everyday.

Money moving in every single direction, elections are over thrown in "democratic" nations....

And you have ZERO innate anxiety?

You close your eyes and become absolutely killable for a full 9 hours, without tossing, without turning, without any input from the outside world at all?

You dont wake up in a sweat and instantly check the news?

Youre not even rich, youre poor, and youre snoring?

What you dreaming of you fucking loser YOU HAVE NO MONEY.

Where is your warrior instinct? Where is your PTSD and your fear? Where is the adrenaline in your blood?

"Well why would I have PTSD" says the nobody.

Because if you were a somebody you would take risks and the outcome of those risks would weigh heavy on your mind.

Your soul would be burnt with the stories of battles lost and the hope for battles you can win.

What kind of full grown man DOESNT have mental issues?

You feel no stress? None? Youre napping? Like a kitten? Like a little cute kitty kat?

Are you comfy? awww youre so comfy? Do you have a blanket?

You are gay.

"I had a nap" = Gay
"I was sleeping" = Gay
"He didnt wake up yet" = Gay.

I close my eyes but i never truly sleep.

Im tired but thats fine.

Life as a man is wanting food you dont eat.

And wanting sleep you CANT get.

Because your mind and soul is plagued by battles past present and future.

You think Putin sleeps well? Lol

Trump?

NO.

WINNERS OPERATE IN WAR MODE.

Nightmares are masculine. You should shoot awake with sweat multiple times a night.

Maybe then your woman would finally love you.

Instead she wakes up to see you snoring and drooling, her movement didnt even rattle you. She fully got out of bed and youre out cold because youre scum.

She could stab you in the neck and she considers it because you deserve it.

Killed by a girl because you were sleepy. Awwww.

The second I see a man who enjoys his sleep and acquires it with ease...

I know hes bitch made.

Sleep is what you give up once you become a hero.

Peace of mind is for lifes losers.

There is no debate.

This is fucking incredible. You can't even tell if this is comedic genius or not. These people have lost their god damn minds

[Eight Bit Alien]

Its not far off from those henry rollins threads we had. Just missing Chip Future's "shed... shed."

[Necrometer]

that rant is so goddamned good

There won't be "a" metaverse - there will be a billion individual AI-generated metaverses, each custom taylored to an individual's specific tastes and desires, populated my NPCs (which act according to each creator's desires), with varying amounts of crossovers into group share and virtual interactions. Some of these will be "realistic" Earthly "places", others will be ethereal dreamscapes beyond imagination. And, of course, heavy doses of product placement and advertising, spontaneously integrated pending scenario and reaction.

The future of the metaverse, as I see it, isn't Facebook (a public square); it's a virtual opium den.

[the awesome Assassin]

[cxwx]

Sleeping soundly is for overtly homosexual men.

The world is at war, people are dying and BTC breaks a new ATH everyday.

Money moving in every single direction, elections are over thrown in "democratic" nations....

And you have ZERO innate anxiety?

You close your eyes and become absolutely killable for a full 9 hours, without tossing, without turning, without any input from the outside world at all?

You dont wake up in a sweat and instantly check the news?

Youre not even rich, youre poor, and youre snoring?

What you dreaming of you fucking loser YOU HAVE NO MONEY.

Where is your warrior instinct? Where is your PTSD and your fear? Where is the adrenaline in your blood?

"Well why would I have PTSD" says the nobody.

Because if you were a somebody you would take risks and the outcome of those risks would weigh heavy on your mind.

Your soul would be burnt with the stories of battles lost and the hope for battles you can win.

What kind of full grown man DOESNT have mental issues?

You feel no stress? None? Youre napping? Like a kitten? Like a little cute kitty kat?

Are you comfy? awww youre so comfy? Do you have a blanket?

You are gay.

"I had a nap" = Gay
"I was sleeping" = Gay
"He didnt wake up yet" = Gay.

I close my eyes but i never truly sleep.

Im tired but thats fine.

Life as a man is wanting food you dont eat.

And wanting sleep you CANT get.

Because your mind and soul is plagued by battles past present and future.

You think Putin sleeps well? Lol

Trump?

NO.

WINNERS OPERATE IN WAR MODE.

Nightmares are masculine. You should shoot awake with sweat multiple times a night.

Maybe then your woman would finally love you.

Instead she wakes up to see you snoring and drooling, her movement didnt even rattle you. She fully got out of bed and youre out cold because youre scum.

She could stab you in the neck and she considers it because you deserve it.

Killed by a girl because you were sleepy. Awwww.

The second I see a man who enjoys his sleep and acquires it with ease...

I know hes bitch made.

Sleep is what you give up once you become a hero.

Peace of mind is for lifes losers.

There is no debate.

This is fucking incredible. You can't even tell if this is comedic genius or not. These people have lost their god damn minds

Hipster Holocaust's coworkers

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When we stop paying for remakes, we will grow to a higher conscious and start making change in the world with real art...

Same folks paying for remakes ordering Amazon packages to their house in troves.

We should be ashamed America.... sad

[the awesome Assassin]

Do you want bad bitches at the shows or everyone moshing? I feel like it’s rare you get both. Shawty ain’t finna hit the 2 step in tabi boots sorry papa

[Eight Bit Alien]

As by the summer lake with body soiled and heavy, diving into the white cold water, this song yields me to its refreshing embrace. With breath held, my arms twirl in a dance of waves and bubbles darting through a precious rush of joy.
Please post more of this calabre.

left under a video of a Bach synth-cover uploaded in 2007

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