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WOW! What these precious gentlemen went thru to create a new branch on the Sequoia of Rock is astounding!
livid dealer wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Disclaimer: I use the term ‘old’ to describe the books I was looking to pick up. In no way am I implying anyone is ‘old’. I tried many different words in place of it. None of which described the word I was looking for more than ‘old’. I apologize in advance to whomever I offend with this verbiage.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Conspiracy of Ravens

The presidential candidate keeps two of the free-minded birds as wild pets. They’re much better behaved than his old emu, Toby, who would attack his wife.

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Hey everyone. Gonna get right into it. I’m 26 M and I eat my own cum, I can’t explain why tbh lol
livid dealer wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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ahahah pretty sure I encountered that one in the wild

guy was mystified that any woman would take issue with that
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Trying to find the live show where Devin Swank gets all the macho boys in the audience to join him in a chant of "I eat my own cum!"
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This wouldn't work. If you thrust forward, then your butt is also going forward, and you'd never actually be able to do it.

Edit: problem solved. The solution appears to be riding a pair of right angle walls. https://imgur.com/gallery/1tGNosD
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A Couple Got Engaged While Limp Bizkit Played "Break Stuff" At Download
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throat sprays? numbing lozenges? you btchs not no real throat goats, choke on it like a real woman, if you d!e you d!e !
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In a Staring Contest With Democratic Voters, President Biden Hasn’t Blinked
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elite emoji resurrection

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Rubbing a turd on my armpits and calling it a vegan deodorant
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R.I.P. Shifty. I had this brozie's advanced album "The Gift of Game" before released date in 1999 as a gift from my big bro who was working at a CD shop. Crazy unique controversial hop n roll. This man lived the dream but his vices and demons haunted him during and forever after.
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This man sucks on AOC’s big fat latina milkers every night.
He doesn’t even know what a deadlift is. Never heard about looksmaxxing or hunters eyes.
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A lesbian “mother” destroyed her “son” and now gets to play victim all over again. This was predictable 20 years ago, but women, especially lesbians, know everything. Just ask them. That boy never had a chance.
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Can't find my crabs; how concerned should I be?
livid dealer wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Thoughts of the metaphysics of drill rappers dying?
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AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Wassup, Nonbinary clown here, whoop whoop Mothafucka
livid dealer wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

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Biden might not be the president we wanted to die from Covid, but he might be the president we need to die from it
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