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Necrometer wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:44 pm
I don’t know who needs to here this but

Procrastination isn’t laziness.

It’s. A. Trauma. Response.
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Honestly if someone did have proof that I procrastinate because I got fingered by a party clown I'd be relieved at this point, it's an incredibly difficult personality trait to wrestle with and I feel guilty about it all the time. Most of my good skills are ways to mitigate damage caused by procrastination.
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‘Bros’ Star Billy Eichner Reacts to ‘Disappointing’ Box Office Opening: ‘Straight People Just Didn’t Show Up’
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Consider this analogy: You study some new species. You find many adults, which you know to be older than 12 months, and a few smaller individuals from 6 to 12 months. You develop a model how they grow up in that time and extrapolate that to the first 6 months. Now you see a 3-month old animal that looks like you would have expected for a 5-month old animal.

Option 1: You realize they grow up faster than you expected, you study that further and improve the model.
Option 2: You start a YouTube channel, making videos how the whole idea of animals being born and growing up is a huge failure and everyone saying otherwise is brainwashed by Big Birth and so on.
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Petition To Quarantine The Phish Subreddit (This Is Unacceptable And It Has Ruined My Reddit Experience)
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hahahahaha

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me and my bitch dont argue. she tell me shut up and i do
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I think cyber stalking needs to be taken more serious. Like if you block someone and they keep creating accounts to watch you, keep discussing you etc, that’s an obsession and it’s weird. People don’t realise how weird the things they do are bc it’s online.
Like someone has set a clear boundary by blocking you, and you keep creating accounts to watch them. I remember someone telling me they have loads of accounts following me so I shouldn’t bother blocking them. Is that not madness ?
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Men play extreme metal to impress other men, according to new study
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The first time I watched Zombie's The Munsters, my reaction was so negative that my mind teetered on the edge of Lovecraftian madness.
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A little info into my current PTSD situation for those who weren't aware from a few years ago. (which btw is largely better now but goes off every so often like the last day)
Some years ago I came to God earnestly to seek help for something. Lo and behold something answered! This was followed by mind boggling synchronicities and doors opening that when I put numbers on them easily beat odds of 1 in 10^60th, as well as people randomly giving me prophetic words and so on (all without knowing my situation). A year and a half later this lead to a catastrophe of an equally supernatural nature. It was such that it became obvious this was rigged from the very start for me to fail.
I became LIVID with God for the next two years. Now after that fact it seems it wasn't God. However, I was never restored from this. It made my life profoundly worse from where I am now.
If I pray to God and something answers and it's not God, and it sets up literally mathematically impossible situations that then blow my life up, producing massive setbacks that I have not recovered from since, it is very difficult to not literally despise God for this.
If this is the science fiction version of Darwinism, with all manner of occult entities engaged in survival of the fittest with a blaise impersonal consciousness blob of a God overseeing it all that might be able to help. What I don't like though, in fact what I absolutely hate, is this religious stuff telling me that no IT IS a personal God behind this that allowed this (aka personal "supernatural" intelligences effing with me) to "test" or "make me wait" or "refine" etc etc. because that sort of a God is despicable and deserves to burn in hell. There is a reason my blood was brought to a boiling point whenever my mom read the Book of Job to us growing up.
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At a buffet, I personally sneak corn into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 boiled corn ears in my jacket pockets. It is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corn thinking they were part of the buffet.
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A fantastic film! Really impactful for me, one who has followed a similar path as Genji and Tobei, and nearly paid with my life for my foolishness. I won't get into too many details; but had a wife, career, seemed healthy, tried to divorce wife for abandoning the marriage. Filed papers at the courthouse, and wake up a week later in ICU. That all started in May 2019. I just arrived back home on March 6, 2021. I lost everything, by trying to pursue my desires.
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:shock:

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a blaise impersonal consciousness blob of a God overseeing it all that might be able to help
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I Don't Believe In Salads, 5 hours ago wrote:
This is one of that game that you can't eat anything with while watching the gameplay.

Not even Water.
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It took me 2-3 years to be Employee of the Month twice when I worked at McDonald's. My daughter has now done it 3x in her first year, including back to back months.

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WE GOT FUCKED! SHOW CANCELLED
Bad news! Mister Alex Gorgos of Skyway Theatre decided to CANCEL our show because he refused to let the gig start at 9 instead of at 7. We are very sorry for everyone who bought a ticket. Cultus Profano had a delayed flight and we were going to Minneapolis a few hours later than planned because of this.
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worst thing about becoming a girl is the fit of women’s carharrt overalls
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Absolutely amazing
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to be fair paying the gas elec bill really sucks
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If Clerks III were to end with another Soul Asylum song, what would you have chosen?
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the smutty Victorianism of Judd Apatow
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Kanye’s team dumped all the “white lives matter” tees on skid row. Not thinking about the consequences of the people that live there wanting a shirt to keep them warm with something that could put them in harms way. There are people with language barriers in that community.
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