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I’m not really into metal, but you cannot dent the genius that is Dave Mustaine.
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I don't huddle on benches and fart shit into my panties. ... Shit. Saltines. No. Think. Think, bitch. What did you come out for? Vegetables?
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Why do you think they're massing soldiers near Ukraine and west Taiwan is sending a bunch of planes to Taiwan area. And North Korea...

All the big boys are just trying to get some of that juicy tech by provoking UFOs to appear.
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If you do not use electric iron buyers, conventional capacitors and resistors, diodes do not know the buyer, please do not buy, we do not have time to do science, thank you.pls fist make it , then if you can not make it , pls call me , we will deal , thank you .
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As a modern day atheist who comprehends and accepts multiple realities and multidimensional universes, I'm curious.
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Groove is in the Heart always gets a lot of eyerolls but I had that shit on repeat for an hour a few days ago because I needed some booty-shaking focus.
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multifuckers is what I have at the moment, anyone else?
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I’ve been fucking up left and right. The other night on my way home, I even tried to pick up some young girl. She was walking along Third Street and I drove past first, checking her out. I could see that she was junior high, but I whipped around the block anyway, then pulled over to the curb. “Hey, you need a ride?” I asked. As soon as the words spilled out of my mouth, my teeth started chattering, even though the sign on the bank said it was ninety-two degrees.

The girl looked up and down the street, then edged closer to the car. “Where you going?” she asked. Her voice sounded like tinfoil. Pictures of butterflies covered her pink shirt. She had the body of a woman, but the face of a little kid. Cow hormones have the young people all fucked up.

It was still daylight, and I was nervous about being seen. “Oh, I don’t know,” I said. “I’m just ridin’ around.” I could smell my sweat, taste the bologna sandwiches I’d had for lunch.

She leaned in the window, looking the car over inside. She wore one of those necklaces strung with candy hearts and they were melting against her throat. "I gotta be home in two hours." she said. "Sure" I said. "No problem." I was already picturing the stuff we'd do but as she opened the door to slide in beside me, someone began yelling from across the street. I see a tall sticky woman with curlers in her hair and a whistle around her neck.

"Oh shit." Said the girl. "That's my volleyball coach."
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note: a nice romantic date tends to be a good idea but I’m not that romantic. unless you consider making her sex with her tied to the bed until she passes out of pure sexual pleasure to be romantic.
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I also bawled my eyes out the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time I saw The Horse Whisperer.
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[14F] they/them I’m pansexual all my friends call me Bunny Add me on snap im more active on there. Im more comfortable with females cause men on here mostly are pigs. I also practice witchcraft💕
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With the risk of coming off as racist, but I have to ask - do people of color exist in Tolkiens legendarium?
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The government is all about identity politics. The leftist eggheads discovered that black people dont use tanning beds so thats why they decided to tax the shit out of it. They do anything to fight "racism"...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :drool:
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The scariest moment in my life was when they called me into a room at school and told me I was some level of "genius." Frankly, I was expecting to be put into a slow class.

I knew I was incredibly ignorant, fuzzy headed and thick as a retarded woodchuck ...and so knew this complex world was going down and nobody smart was in the cockpit.

Lets hope there are encephalitic aliens...
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If time travelers exist, these are some of the people we would want to send to art school, or offer psychedelics, or hook up with a big tiddy goth girlfriend, for the good of the timeline.
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Some may take issue with the fact that the majority of this film takes place in a home for the retarded. To me, that made the film all the more entertaining. Perhaps if I believed in hell, I would go there; but damn, I sure got some cheap laughs out of this film. The retarded actors and actresses were highly amusing. Me and my girlfriend couldn't help from laughing out loud at numerous scenes...
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Tyler and eminem ARE NOT FUCKiNG HORROR CORE none of OD FUTURE RE HORROR CORE and eminem IS JUSt An AMAZING RAPPER ICP SUCKS in my oppinion SO PLEASE STOP PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
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Before I smoked my sperm mixed with salt, bong water and sugar, I tried just heating with a torn, my sperm in disaprooval decide to break my thick glass cup on its own as it burnt up. But after I explained it to them they understood and did not break my meth pipe, because they knew I did love them.
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I held my 6-month old son, sang John Lennon’s “Imagine,” and wept. #Ukraine
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A video showing missiles firing at an aircraft are from the video game ARMA 3 and not from the conflict in Ukraine, according to fact-checkers
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