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They most fucking awesome man ever to have lived there was only a hand full of this breed his error of life in r country was the peak of its flourishment and he deserved a better funeral the government sold out our pride and our future of survivale to the enemies but any ways love u grandpa
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One video the guy banged these 2 cute chicks and all of a sudden you see his ass, and he clearly spray tans because his body is dark then the crack of his ass is pale white and it's just funny. It's genuine comedy tbh.
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Does anyone know what ever became of "Fat Eric". I saw him at a bus stop once when I was riding my bike and he told me that he was a juggalo and not a punk anymore. Would love to know what happened to the dude.
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I know you're feeling trapped in this matrix we live in. Face it: it's basically a metaphysical prison. Don't let religion destroy your spiritual wisdom. Always remember to count the blessings you've been given. Don't let the stresses of life take you off the right path. It's hard to predict the future when we're trapped in the past. Looking back after the fact at the aftermath and you ask "was it really worth it?" Or are material things actually worthless? Remember though: nobody's perfect. That's why I walk the Earth's surface still searching for my purpose like "Will I ever find it?" Then I'm reminded that light shining off diamonds can leave men blinded, but my soul's centered like an inner island, so I release the beef and find peace, never violent, always smilin' cause the answer to the question lies in the silence... And the mysteries of life can't always be defined by it's science. It's all inside your mind, the universe is timeless. So look for God inside your self cause that is where you'll find it. I know you know what Im saying, ya'll just need to be reminded... you know what I'm saying you just need to be reminded.
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Instead we should heed the words of Dylan Thomas and "do not go gentle into that good night". We should "rage against the dying of the light". Never give up, fight to solve the problems, rage against them. Put your entire being into solving them, better to fail whilst fighting our hardest against the darkness than allow it to consume us whilst we cower and wimper in the corner
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rileys eyelid just started twitching wherever he is
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I have a feeling that our country is gonna be forced into drinking the Kool Aid and just cease to exist as American people and be conformed into a communist society if we don't stand up and voice ourselves as descendants of the colonies and predecessors of native Americans!!!!
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Well I am one of the founding fathers of cunnilingus (the act of being eaten out) and I have been told I love you to get away cuz I can't stop cumming .... If you don't like it they haven't a clue hun.and it's the up and down side to side switch back and forth move that is the bread winner.wink wink. If you still have t soon just message me on Facebook love.....Thomas William Montalvo 😉
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holy shit dude
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So in 3000 years they advanced to the same position and in 100 years to now we are where we are but how ?
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An outdoor store that doesn't allow dogs?? Seriously?? This is OBSURD!!!!
Like things can be "good" for me or for my family, the company I work for, but not necessarily good for others. What counts as being the "greater" good is often debated. Example - this supply chain problem has caused my bonuses to go up quite a lot, but it's costly in a lot of other ways to a lot of people. It's like in Revenge of the Sith where good or bad depends on your point of view.
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About ten years ago I was on a bus stop in San Antonio, Texas reviewing for a Texas history class. This little old hispanic lady comes and sits next to me, sees what I'm reading and then tells me that she was Jack Ruby's maid up in Dallas. Jack Ruby was the nightclub owning gangster that silenced Lee Harvey Oswald after JFK got got.

She then spends the next ten minutes until the bus got there telling me how Jack Ruby would fuck his dachshund and other dogs
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:lol:

? If I give myself a big shell and enter a tortoise race, am I a fair winner because I are tortoise now ? Of course not.
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a toddler wrote:all daddy does all day is fight with crypto
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Well, it finally happened. Someone grabbed my wheelchair and pushed me down the street — as I repeatedly asked them not to — because “I was in the way.” I would like for that to never happen again thx.
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if it’s more than what i make in a year i will shit my pants on purpose
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Keep at the workout routine, as I'm making real though slow & steady progress.
Take a little bit better care of myself in general.
Rehearse and record a bunch of my songs, maybe recruit a couple more members and play a few shows by the summer or end of year at latest (I'm hoping to post some rehearsal recordings shortly, and to have something to hand-out at MDF).
Not get convicted on this bullshit speed-trap DUI (i.e. the hiccup).
Save enough money to take a few months and couch-hop around Euro-land and then return to:
Get a job that's more me, move back to where the action is at, get more involved in whatever community I end up in.
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my autistic son saw a sex tape of his dad…now what?
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I would have applied to do other things but I could not have predicted that a school that waitlisted me with a 154 LSAT would outright reject me this cycle with a 162, like okay, what is the secret here I’m not getting it
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I can’t imagine being a drummer and losing your front man, then becoming the front man only to lose your drummer… rest in peace Taylor Hawkins, and peace be with you Dave Grohl, just devastating
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DiegoJULY 31, 2018 AT 1:28 AM
Feminist porn, in which men are a shame for their sex, and women are supposed to be in charge and care only about themselves. Simone de Beauvoir would approve, though she would demand underage students in it… I did not like this movie, I could not watch it to the end. I like the title though!

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Shut up Diego you dickless cunt,
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the awesome Assassin wrote: Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:46 am Well, it finally happened. Someone grabbed my wheelchair and pushed me down the street — as I repeatedly asked them not to — because “I was in the way.” I would like for that to never happen again thx.
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