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[FVBTVS]

Personal appearance

George Eliot was considered by contemporaries to be a physically unattractive woman; she herself knew this and made jokes about her appearance in letters to friends.[52] Yet somehow the force of her personality overcame her ugliness. This was noted by numerous acquaintances.[52] Of his first meeting with her on 9 May 1869, Henry James wrote:

... To begin with she is magnificently ugly — deliciously hideous. She has a low forehead, a dull grey eye, a vast pendulous nose, a huge mouth, full of uneven teeth & a chin & jawbone qui n'en finissent pas ["which never end"] ... Now in this vast ugliness resides a most powerful beauty which, in a very few minutes steals forth & charms the mind, so that you end as I ended, in falling in love with her.[53]

[Eight Bit Alien]

IMO, Sperm Theft is going to be the next Big Thing, now that BPD women can financially support themselves and whatever children they like. They only thing they need from society is high-quality sperm, which is easily stolen

[Necrometer]

Lana Del Rey marries alligator. Tour guide Jeremy Dufrene in shock! Wedding on Louisana bayou.

[SKI DOO]

Usually I'll hit up the hotel tramp pay them a few bucks get a suck and a fuck and usually I'll pay them 50$ extra to leave me there dirty thong so I can hang it in the truck and wank off to while I wait

[Eight Bit Alien]

I’m really thinking about learning chemistry just because of how cool weed can be don’t be afraid of everything

[ghost boner]

This is great! Wiping my ass is like trying to clean peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

[Necrometer]

These chewy noodles are slightly larger than that of an average macaroni, and have a sweet, fruity taste instead of a cheesy one, giving you a silly snacking experience. Although you probably don't eat raw macaroni noodles directly from its packaging, you'd be turning heads if you were seen eating this in public. You might as well say cheese!

[cxwx]

Maybe they were eating some small bananas and got confused.

[Necrometer]

I just got ripped on acid this one time, and I watched Interstellar, The Notebook, and then Interstellar again, and I was like. THAT, but with Area 51. That would be cool.

Edit: I have written various original screenplays over the years

[FVBTVS]

Mulholland Drive. What a great film that changed the way i see them. Some woke sections but overall great. Very memorable ending.

[godofdeadlydeath]

Mulholland Drive. What a great film that changed the way i see them. Some woke sections but overall great. Very memorable ending.

You can't even have a dream about being in a diner and then being confronted by a horrible-looking man/entity behind the dumpster in 2024 anymore because of WOKE

[FVBTVS]

[cxwx]

If I was to play devils advocate considering I'm allegedly the most hysterical PC fag on the board when people called the new Hellraiser "Wokeraiser" I thought it was moderately funny.

[Eight Bit Alien]

I was in the bathroom one time high AF listening to electric wizard and there was kitty litter in the corner and it said tidy cat but I thought it said titty cat

[Necrometer]

Kill all small and average dick people and leaving out only the ones that are above average as for the kids? Wait until their 18 and measure it. It's gonna be so good sacrifice your life for an uninsecure world Imagine it and as always "BIGGER IS ALWAYS BETTER"

[Necrophilic Mallard]

I want to open a black-Jewish deli called Challah Back.

[postaddiction]

It's be nice to find a sealed up toy trailer like that full of brand new old stock toys from the 80s and 90s.

[Geeheeb]

Creating an interesting paradox where the less morbid angel there is, somehow, the more morbid angel you get.

[riley-o]

Many years ago they used a Led Zeppelin song for a Cadillac commercial and I realized we were living in a simulation.

[the awesome Assassin]

I shoulda bought stock in Kleenex because there’s gonna be a lot of tears from Libtards real soon..

[Necrometer]

Creating an interesting paradox where the less morbid angel there is, somehow, the more morbid angel you get.

[Geeheeb]

please, try not to get into the hobby. you will be picking up tvs from the trash and look for marketplace ads from scalpers and grannies and what not and you will end up with 20-30 crt tvs in your attic or storage unit. its sickness.

[cxwx]

In retrospect it easy for her to see it had been a mistake to have sex with a mime.

[the awesome Assassin]

Real raw power W.A.S.P. energy lies with Chris Holmes exclusively.

[Necrometer]

Characters are kicked, bonked in head with a log, punched, and slammed. Animals are killed (mostly in a comical way, with big X's appearing where their eyes used to be). Human characters die, also in slapstick-type ways. Someone falls into a pit filled with spikes and breaks a leg. Arm caught in bear trap. Spitting blood. Character strapped to a table saw, blade nearing his groin area. Bird pecks at eyes. Animals attack. Character mimes shooting self in head. Rabbits are shot with an arrow and impaled on a sharp pole. Character bites own fingers to use blood as fish bait. Explosions, fire. Animals on fire. Gross stuff includes a raccoon urinating in a river, poop jokes, a wolf stabbed by spear made of frozen snot.