ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

[Eight Bit Alien]

WOW! What these precious gentlemen went thru to create a new branch on the Sequoia of Rock is astounding!

[Whee of the Dead]

Disclaimer: I use the term ‘old’ to describe the books I was looking to pick up. In no way am I implying anyone is ‘old’. I tried many different words in place of it. None of which described the word I was looking for more than ‘old’. I apologize in advance to whomever I offend with this verbiage.

[FVBTVS]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Conspiracy of Ravens

The presidential candidate keeps two of the free-minded birds as wild pets. They’re much better behaved than his old emu, Toby, who would attack his wife.

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[Eight Bit Alien]

Hey everyone. Gonna get right into it. I’m 26 M and I eat my own cum, I can’t explain why tbh lol

[Necrometer]

ahahah pretty sure I encountered that one in the wild

guy was mystified that any woman would take issue with that

[cxwx]

Trying to find the live show where Devin Swank gets all the macho boys in the audience to join him in a chant of "I eat my own cum!"

[Necrophilic Mallard]

This wouldn't work. If you thrust forward, then your butt is also going forward, and you'd never actually be able to do it.

Edit: problem solved. The solution appears to be riding a pair of right angle walls. https://imgur.com/gallery/1tGNosD

[ghost boner]

A Couple Got Engaged While Limp Bizkit Played "Break Stuff" At Download

[FVBTVS]

throat sprays? numbing lozenges? you btchs not no real throat goats, choke on it like a real woman, if you d!e you d!e !

[FVBTVS]

In a Staring Contest With Democratic Voters, President Biden Hasn’t Blinked

[Necrometer]

elite emoji resurrection

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I share birthday with Chris Barnes
Its INSANE!!

[the awesome Assassin]

Rubbing a turd on my armpits and calling it a vegan deodorant

[FVBTVS]

R.I.P. Shifty. I had this brozie's advanced album "The Gift of Game" before released date in 1999 as a gift from my big bro who was working at a CD shop. Crazy unique controversial hop n roll. This man lived the dream but his vices and demons haunted him during and forever after.

Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit wore the neon n grey colors of my motion manga character "Bounce Sirs" for his performance in Colombia recently (my father was born there) really rad inside joke shout out,he dug my indie toon short,as some know I collaborated with DJ Lethal and a now animator on Krapopolis for a short toon many moons ago.

im obsessed with this guy

[FVBTVS]

This man sucks on AOC’s big fat latina milkers every night.
He doesn’t even know what a deadlift is. Never heard about looksmaxxing or hunters eyes.
How does this make you feel anon?

[the awesome Assassin]

A lesbian “mother” destroyed her “son” and now gets to play victim all over again. This was predictable 20 years ago, but women, especially lesbians, know everything. Just ask them. That boy never had a chance.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Can't find my crabs; how concerned should I be?

[Eight Bit Alien]

Thoughts of the metaphysics of drill rappers dying?

[Eight Bit Alien]

Wassup, Nonbinary clown here, whoop whoop Mothafucka

[Necrometer]

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[Geeheeb]

Biden might not be the president we wanted to die from Covid, but he might be the president we need to die from it

[Necrometer]

property dualists could take it to show that it’s metaphysically possible (i.e., logically possible or possible in principle) for phenomenal consciousness to inhere in a substance that does not also have physical properties, but maintain that this is still nomologically impossible (i.e., incompatible with the actual psychophysical laws)

[Eight Bit Alien]

I have no fucking idea what the (clearly phenomenal) consciousness of that question's author is trying to ask

[Eight Bit Alien]

What is the "it"? A ghost body?

[Necrometer]

yes, kinda?

the argument is something like: if you are a dualist and mind / body are made of two different kinds of stuff, then you could imagine that there's just a mind out there somewhere, doing its thing, just not giving a fuck about lacking a body

when I saw "inhere" I knew I had to post in here asap

[Necrometer]

acting, cinematography, music, animals, horses, cows, children, romance, men, Indians, women, clothing, scenes, everything

Fantasy, Technology, Journeys, Space, Future