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that's a good point. hhahahaha
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I found that Purulent album in the used bin with the cartoon boy rape version of the art work. I wonder how big of a scum bag the clerk thought I was. I also love how it has the big "FUCK OFF TO GAY METAL!!" in the liner notes with a crude drawing of a dudes cock resting on top of a young boys ass who appears to be wearing a thong.
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"Adolf Hitler divided and Conquered
Scoured the entire world for the shit of Jewish girls

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Waffen SS extract it from her ass
Hitler drinks it from a chalice
Consuming the power of the Hebrew Princess

Dirty bombs fall upon his chest
A Deutschland Steamer right from Anne Frank's ass

The Turd Reich
Yeah!
The Turd Reich

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Waffen SS extract it from her ass
Hitler drinks it from a chalice
Consuming the power of the Hebrew Princess"

Did these guys ever make shirts?
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T-1000 wrote:Did these guys ever make shirts?

A few, found these ones:


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I remember when they played Fuck the Commerce a few years ago... they were one of these BRUDLE bands that everyone was required to like based on nothing but the fact that they were from a relatively exotic location (Colombia, IIRC). They sounded like absolute horseshit, but people loved it and fucking everyone had the "fuck off to gay metal" shirt on that weekend. That may have been the day I lost faith in my Metal brethren.
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spacehamster wrote:I remember when they played Fuck the Commerce a few years ago... they were one of these BRUDLE bands that everyone was required to like based on nothing but the fact that they were from a relatively exotic location (Colombia, IIRC). They sounded like absolute horseshit, but people loved it and fucking everyone had the "fuck off to gay metal" shirt on that weekend. That may have been the day I lost faith in my Metal brethren.
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that shirt is so stupid i can't bring myself to not love it
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I guess that's the definition of a 'fuckin' punk rock' clean record.
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AUTOPSY_666 wrote:
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:0% PEDOPHILLIA
I am making these sweatpants!!!

:moreawesome:
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SWEATPANTS

I HAVE A FEW LEFT

MEDIUM,LARGE,XL,XXL

THEY ARE ALL BRAND NEW

TOP QUALITY SWEATS

FRUIT OF THE LOOM

REGULAR OLD SCHOOL SWEATS

WITH ELASTIC WAIST WITH STRING

ELASTIC ANKLES

THESE ARE %100 METAL AND RARE AS THEY COME
SOMETIMES I JUST RIP MY FACE OFF AND SHIT DOWN DONKEY NECKS
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ricin beans wrote:SWEATPANTS

I HAVE A FEW LEFT

MEDIUM,LARGE,XL,XXL

THEY ARE ALL BRAND NEW

TOP QUALITY SWEATS

FRUIT OF THE LOOM

REGULAR OLD SCHOOL SWEATS

WITH ELASTIC WAIST WITH STRING

ELASTIC ANKLES

THESE ARE %100 METAL AND RARE AS THEY COME
Is this one of their songs?
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I misread that this way:
ricin beans wrote:SWEATPANTS

I HAVE A FEW LEFT

MEDIUM,LARGE,XL,XXL

THEY ARE ALL BRAND NEW

TOP QUALITY SWEATS

FRUIT OF THE LOOM

REGULAR OLD SCHOOLKIDS SWEATS

WITH ELASTIC WAIST WITH STRING

ELASTIC ANKLES

THESE ARE %100 METAL AND RAPE AS THEY COME
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I still never got these pants

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I still want the pants
livid dealer wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

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Hunter wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:49 am Wearing those are the most comfortable while being uncomfortable that I think I've ever been.
Did you own the pants??? If not, do you remember who owned the pants when you wore them??

I want these pants
livid dealer wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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I like how they just kind of look like Len with really long hair.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 9:11 pm
Hunter wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:49 am Wearing those are the most comfortable while being uncomfortable that I think I've ever been.
Did you own the pants??? If not, do you remember who owned the pants when you wore them??

I want these pants
I never owned those pants... My memory of them is extremely hazy and unreliable, but I think Paulo showed them to me before we went to an MDF afterparty in the hotel we were staying at. I might have ended up wearing them to the party over my own pants, but doubt I wore them very long. I'm sorting through some serious brain webs here - I'm guessing it was 2007.
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Anytime there's a question about who's the coolest the answer is always Paulo.

My quest continues, thanks.
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AUTOPSY_666 wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:09 pm
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:0% PEDOPHILLIA
I am making these sweatpants!!!

:moreawesome:
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Does anyone have a picture of these? All i can find is this: https://www.decibelmagazine.com/2011/11 ... l-with-us/
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Tony Twist wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:27 am
T-1000 wrote:Did these guys ever make shirts?


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I couldn't see it under the pile of watermarks
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The artwork on the CD is so fucking dumb and offensive at the same time. It's not like the drawing of Whore's "Unfinished Business". That one has panache
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I have some pics that i can upload later.


I WANT THESE PANTS AND I AM WILLING TO PAY
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