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Von Wagner and Kyle O'Reilly vs imperium

I heard this might be O'Reilly's last match in NXT. Have never heard of this Wagner guy. He has a mean short arm clothesline.

Von Wagner / van hammer? Coincidence?

The imperium guys have skills but they have limited star potential. Great henchman guys. Walter is the real star of that team.

This match is really good though. Lots of action. I need some background on von Wagner because this dude could be something with some more seasoning. Especially if Vince has a renewed boner for big guys.

Him trying to take O'Reilly out after the match was kinda weird. Will AEW give him a contract?

6/10 great work.
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Duke Hudson vs Cameron Grimes

I don't care about these guys at all. Not even a little bit. I don't get the gambler angle part. Is this about who is the better gambler?

Gold panties vs sparkly black panties.

I have no reason to care about either of these guys. High quality jobbers. Cameron Grimes will be rolling around in broken glass with nick gage by next summer. Hudson will have a cowboy gimmick next. No one will care.

1/10 fuck this. Totally abysmal.
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Roderick Strong vs. Joe Gacy

So Roderick is in some new group...and their gimmick is that they are jocks?

Joe gacy was one of the better wrestlers in CZW. Now he's toting around a woke gimmick. Ugh.

These guys are having a great match. Looks realistic and hard hitting.

Gacy puts on the crossface and its so loose. So bad. The first flaw I've seen but he redeems himself by planting Roddy with a brutal powerbomb.

Roddy with the win. He celebrates with his group of nobodies. The chick is pretty hot. The manager looks kinda like bad news brown.

Not sure if there is room in WWE for two flabby guys with beards but gacy has better work than Kevin Owens that's for sure.

5/10 decent stuff.
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Team black and gold vs Team 2.0

Who came up with the name Bron breakker? The dude is a steiner for fuckin real. Why saddle the kid with a bullshit name like that? The rest of his team are a bunch of nobodies. Breakker will be a star for years to come and he will reach a point where he will have enough clout to ditch the comic book name.

Is this Gargano's last night in NXT? It's been clear for a while that he will never make it to Raw or Smackdown same deal with ciampa. But the real stars are on team black and gold.

Gargano and hayes start it off. There is a clear difference in experience.

Waller in....why is he a boxer gimmick? Looks like shit.

Gargano is making both of these dudes look like total amateurs. Finally some juice!

Pete Dunne in. That Waller dude is wearing rubber gloves....why? Is he doing piss tests later?

Why can the manager guy just open the cage and give his guy a table? I don't see why the weapons thing even needs to happen.

Dexter lumis came out from under the ring to run off the nobody manager.

LA knight in now but for some reason he had to climb over the top of the cage to get in. Oh....it was because D'Angelo chained the door shut.

Bron Breakker is in.....this dude is the real deal. He's taking everyone out. The name is the only thing holding him back. I mean....fuck....he has a Tribal tat. Total star.

Ciampa in to clean house. Now it's him and gargano running shit.

Breakker has been out of it for awhile but his jobber pals are holding it down.

Now it's a series of stand offs between the teams. Kinda corny. They are really putting it out there that the boxer guy is the weak link.

I really hate suplex spots with 5 guys. Stupid.

Ciampa dumps breakker onto the pie tin garbage can.

Piss test boxer did a dive off the top rope....he looked like he was doing it for the first time.

This match is going on and on and I'm starting to not care.

Breakker gets the pin. Dude has a future but that name has to go.

If this is garganos last night there was no sign of it as the show just went off the air.

Overall this was a decent show but nothing to beat off over. Pretty much indicative of the vince booking style these days. Lousy gimmicks. Lots of inexperienced jobber type wrestlers. Lots of reasons to not give a shit.

5/10.
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They were going to call him Rex Steiner and he said he wanted his name to be Breakker because he loved breaking people in half when he played football. WWE wants to refer to him as a steiner, hence the Big Bad Booty Nephew and Steiner Math references but the name was his own idea. Still sucks though.
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I'm sure Vince came all over breaKKer.

Two K's pal......hahaha that's such good shit.

That's another thing.....if these goddamn rookie wrestlers have such shitty ideas and WWE has shitty ideas then who is to blame come release time?

I guess gargano is gonna make an announcement about whether he's staying.
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Thanks to podcasts, I’m aware of what’s going on, but I haven’t watched anything pro-wrestling in months. If AEW would just trim some bullshit like the Youngbucks or alot of the women I’d be more inclined to resume watching, but Punk and Bryan aren’t enough for me to have to sit through too much nonsense. WWE is all but dead, at this point. The stupid fucks actually released Regal today. Lesnar’s man bun won’t replace that.
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Is Hannibal just losing his shit lately with the ref stabbing and him making more and more videos attacking people attacking him or is it just one big worked shoot.
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cxwx wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 5:28 pm Is Hannibal just losing his shit lately with the ref stabbing and him making more and more videos attacking people attacking him or is it just one big worked shoot.
I don’t know much about that dude other than Kevin Sullivan has been managing him, and that he is perhaps the worst wrestling interviewer on YouTube.
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The Bill wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:27 pm Thanks to podcasts, I’m aware of what’s going on, but I haven’t watched anything pro-wrestling in months. If AEW would just trim some bullshit like the Youngbucks or alot of the women I’d be more inclined to resume watching, but Punk and Bryan aren’t enough for me to have to sit through too much nonsense. WWE is all but dead, at this point. The stupid fucks actually released Regal today. Lesnar’s man bun won’t replace that.
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Couple takeaways:

Matt Riddle and Randy Orton as a tag team. I don't get it....is Riddle the scooter riding golly shucks kid hanging out with the older mustachioed pervert?

Why are new day still a thing?

Why does the king of the ring have to wear the crown and robe and all that shit? If I won it I would stomp on the crown and cut a Bungvox 3:16 promo.

Becky Lynch is a godawful overacting heel. Her twitchy faces and acting stressed out is so shitty. So bad in fact it makes her seriously not hot. I actually had to go to the fappening to watch her get drilled out to make up for it.

Liv Morgan on the other hand is seriously fuckin hot.

Why is Sheamus still employed....granted....he was on the pre-show so he's close to getting shown the door.

The Usos have zero personality. Useless.

Is Brock Lesnar really that much of a big deal as WWE makes him out to be?

Same deal with Bobby Lashley.....who cares.

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The best part of the show was Liv Morgan's juicy turd cutter.
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The Bill wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 4:27 pm If AEW would just trim some bullshit…
Just found out AEW did away with Big Swole. Holy shit, forgot about this pig. Not only was she one of the most annoying characters, her wrestling was top 10 worst I’ve ever seen, and she was hands down one of the ugliest people I’ve seen on TV. So fucking butt ass fugly and somehow she wasn’t a heel with her caveman meets pile of dog shit looks. I hated that cunt like I do Marco Stunt, and Joey Janella. Great start, AEW. Now I best never see that that thing on my TV again.
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And she has crohn's disease so guaranteed her asshole is a fountain of diarrhea.

Just like her face. I had never paid attention until I looked her up.....make a freight train take a dirt road.

Speaking of dirt road you know her asshole is stuffed full of crumbs.
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