Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

[The Bill]

Here we go! Captain America vs Apocalypse!

[kevin hash]

Roman vs. Cody

Well they have a lot of time to fill so the entrances will probably takes 20 mins each. Night 2 pretty much rides on this match because goddamn....this has been a drag compared to night 1.

This is a good classic wrestling match. Not a lot of gimmicks. Just meat and potatoes heel and babyface stuff. Solo pulling some shit on the outside

I expect shenanigans any minute now....

[The Bill]

Wow, okay.

[kevin hash]

Ref bump. Usos. Sami and KO.

that was pretty good for crowd pop factor.

Solo sikoa is like jobber Taz.

Good match but the crowd is heated.

8/10.
Needed blood.

[The Bill]

Fuck man, that ending got me pissed. I got into the moment. I wanted Cody to win so bad. Not for him. For his dad. Was half expecting crying Flair going out to put the title around his waste.

[The Bill]

And they’re sold. I doubt creative or anything will change, for now.

[kevin hash]

Vince and his gay mustache.

Fuck him.

[kevin hash]

Black woman with small tits is like the 4th of July without fireworks. No fun!

She really likes to cover it all up.

[The Bill]

I guess Shane really hurt his leg. I’m so jaded by “swerves” I assumed it was planned to get Snoop involved. So, Snoop adlibed all that.

[kevin hash]

Yeah he tore his quad.....

Snoop knows what it takes to be in wrestling. If they ever wanted to go the authority figure route again I would be all for Snoop Dogg taking that role.

[The Bill]

Apparently Bret Hart has started a wrestling promotion called Dungeon Wrestling. I haven’t seen it, but I would imagine it’s got to be pretty no nonsense. Don’t know if it’s entertaining, but has to be no nonsense.

[kevin hash]

I heard something about that....could be good.

But then again if there are no color coded weapons hiding under the ring it will be a big step up.

[MPD]

[The Bill]

[The Bill]

RIP The Super Star!

[The Bill]

[MPD]

The Genius died in February?

and Bushwacker Butch in April...

what the fuck.

[postaddiction]

Death is overbooking it this year

[The Bill]

[The Bill]

11 out of 5 Dave Meltzer stars:

[MPD]

this Magnum TA episode of Dark Side of the Ring

[MPD]

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[cxwx]

Those aren't bullets in her bandolier.

[The Bill]

If I ever play another wrestling video game where you crease your own character again the fucking Tiger Driver ‘91 is my finishing move. Fuck!