Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

[godofdeadlydeath]

hahaha that was awesome

WWE just released this footage from last year. Really cool.

[godofdeadlydeath]

[postaddiction]

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1AsfjKt2rv/

Howard Wulkan is All Elite

[kevin hash]

Watching Survivor Series.

Nia Jax fuckin sucks. I wouldn't even want to see her cunt. Dumpy piece of shit.

She's even making Bayley look like shit. This match needs to get these other whores in there STAT. It couldn't get any worse.

Oh brother....Naomi. all of these pigs are way too overdressed for a cage match.

Jeezus.....this match is terrible so far.

Might as well get all these jobber whores out of the way.

[kevin hash]

Saving the prime turd cutters for the end. Rhea and Liv mama Mia. They could rain poopoo on my head.

Match still sucks. No story. Total clusterfuck.

[kevin hash]

Rhea is starting to look like maniac from mayhem. This match sucked balls.

2/10 sloppy and amateurish. I hate women's wrestling.

[kevin hash]

Nakamura vs. Knight.

Generic stone cold vs washed up jap.

If nakamura doesn't win where can he go. Dude has been jobbed out forever.

I could give 2 shits about LA Knight. Bland as fuck.

[kevin hash]

Nakamura gets the win.

Who cares.

3/10. Get on steroids Nakamura you motherfuckin stringbean.

[kevin hash]

That bloated fuck Otis and his jobber buddies selling tshirts

More filler crap.

[kevin hash]

Bron vs. Sheamus vs. Kaiser

Couple questions:

Why does Sheamus still have a job?

Who cares about this kaiser dude?

Breakker is the only dude worth a fuck in this match but I'm having a hard time caring.

[kevin hash]

Gunther vs priest.

At least these dudes know what they're doing. Gunther looks like an old school bad ass. Kind of like killer kowalski. Does he wrestle for sweet lord?

Damian priest is Tom araya's favorite wrestler.

I think the fans are going to sleep. Why do I bother with this stuff?

[kevin hash]

Oops I fell asleep. What did I miss?

I guess it's main event time. Which is really what I want to watch. It's weird how terrible the storylines are in comparison to the bloodline stuff.

Watch as this main event is total dogshit (im hoping it isnt though). This really has been a lousy Survivor Series.

Also....how many fucking titles do there really need to be?

[kevin hash]

Couple questions:

Why does Sami zayn still have a job?

Are Tama tonga and tonga loa even anything to care about?

Is roman a babyface if so why is he still acting like a smug heel?

I know I said this is great story telling but I'm not feeling any of this.

[kevin hash]

Jesus h christ.....get to the fucking finish already.

[postaddiction]

3/10. Get on steroids Nakamura you motherfuckin stringbean.

[The Bill]

CM Punk asks Heyman for at least the Uso’s to help him out during the Rumble. Heel CM Punk vs Rhodes is gold, Jerry.

[postaddiction]

[The Bill]

Very smart. I’m sure AEW will sign him if he isn’t already.

[cxwx]

https://fb.watch/wE8LbqU6yA/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

This was a cartoon that Bischoff had commissioned a then relatively unknown Eli Roth to create as a time filler for Nitro. It never saw the light of day and Roth threw it online around 2016.

[The Bill]

[Necrophilic Mallard]

[godofdeadlydeath]

Steven Flowe is such a one-note joke that I can't help but love it just for the song

[zombiehead]

[postaddiction]

Nia Jax fuckin sucks. I wouldn't even want to see her cunt. Dumpy piece of shit.

Aye aye

[The Bill]

I was drunk and stoned so much in college during Nitro I honestly don’t know if I knew that wasn’t Even Flow (or DDP not really using Nirvana) till years later. No wonder Nitro is my all time favorite wrestling show.