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I want to watch doudrop take a shit.

Becky Lynch looks good getting plowed in her sex tape.

Crowd is taking a collective piss break. No one cares.

Fucking hell I wish these commentators would shut up. They detract from the show and it sucks.

Oh boy here we go with Becky doing the panicked overacting. I really can't stand it. I bet doudrop rips some killer farts.

Match was a snooze. Need to see doudrop's cunt.

3/10
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MVP as a manager is something I really love. Bringing the art of managing back. Nice suit pimp cane. Perfect.

Lashley probably drilled Melina's asshole out before he came out. I bet his dick stinks like cunt.

Lesnar is always killer.

These are the kind of matches I dig. Two big scary fuckers wrestling for bragging rights and gold.

Let's see how this plays out.

Some of these suplexes are fuckin brutal.

Cop out ending for a match. Lesnar is like Sting always getting betrayed.

4/10
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Maryse has big fat jugs. Always thought she was useless as a wrestler. The miz blows too.

Edge has squandered his comeback on this couples match. Total soap opera crap.

Beth Phoenix takes dumps bigger than a Buick.

The goddamned commentary is making this shitty match even worse. I would love to see Corey Graves beaten to death with a golf club.

Feel good ending. Stupid.

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Bobby Roode is still in WWE?

So this Austin theory guy is the future?? Seriously?

I don't watch this shit enough to have any interest in these new guys.

Johnny Knoxville has been the best part so far.

Why do I not care about most of these fuckers?

Dolph ziggler??? Shane McMahon???

Shane's punches are worse than ronda's

Glad Brock won.

6/10
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Talk about your psalms talk about John 3:16....BUNGVOX 3:16 says I just shit in your cunt.

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AEW Champion "Cowboy Shit" Adam Paige, might be the weakest Champion I've ever seen. The fucking Miz was a better champion. Terrible!
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MJF’s Yankees outfit is tasteful yet Yankees. Dude is a future mega star. Will WWE understand?
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The Bill wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 7:29 pm AEW Champion "Cowboy Shit" Adam Paige, might be the weakest Champion I've ever seen. The fucking Miz was a better champion. Terrible!
He is complete lower mid card at best.

There is zero difference between him and Dolph ziggler.
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The Bill wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:00 pm MJF’s Yankees outfit is tasteful yet Yankees. Dude is a future mega star. Will WWE understand?
WWE ruins damn near every star they sign.

How can you have a roster so big and so full of people that no one cares about? How is that possible?

They would change MJF's gimmick pretty much right out the gate and he will be jobbing like a motherfucker.
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So, apparently, I post in Trump tweet talk when drinking German beer and watching wrestling. You know I should try watching some of RAW again. I really got a lot of laundry folded when I used to.
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I don't really give a shit about MJF to be totally honest. I know Jim Cornette thinks he's the second coming but I just don't see it.

He could be a good manager though.

I think the main thing I hate about him is his little panties and scarf gimmick. Looks like he would get pegged in the asshole on pornhub.
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kevin hash wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 5:33 pm
I think the main thing I hate about him is his little panties and scarf gimmick. Looks like he would get pegged in the asshole on pornhub.
I’m guessing he does it to piss people off. I think he really REALLY gets it. He doesn’t want any kind of fan, whatsoever.
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Ran afoul of an advertisement for Ryback’s whey protean. I find this buffoon’s disillusionment that anyone gave a shit about him almost endearing. I bet he has one of those lullaby singing teddy bears he hugs & puts him to sleep at night.
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The fact that ryback hasn't shot his bloated steroid head off with a shotgun is truly surprising.
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Cody Rhodes fate after leaving AEW being a huge news story speaks volumes about the complete lack of star status pro-wrestling currently has. Cody is painfully generic, and if anything, between his stupid neck tattoo and lisp, is an unattraction. Cena is probably the last true big name. Maybe Reigns can be the next Aquaman in 5 years, but Jesus this is dire. You’d think sports entertainment would be capable of producing entertainers if they’ve dropped wrestlers.
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There's no one even remotely good anymore. It's fuckin pathetic.

I'm watching Wrestlemania 14 right now and even Bob Holly is a bigger star than today's entire WWE roster.

Oh and fuck Cody Rhodes. The only thing I'm interested in when it comes to Cody is seeing his wife's asshole stuffed to the brim with dildos.
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Can Chris Jericho hurry up and pull a Benoit?
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:11 pm Can Chris Jericho hurry up and pull a Benoit?
I love me some WCW Jericho, and I must admit, the first year in AEW he was excellent. Then something changed. He might be doing drugs or drinking more than normal, because he became bloated and swollen looking. He then started riding the coattails of the AEW indie darlings like MJF and Orange Cassiddy. He really comes off as the aging drunk who desperately clings to the idea that he’s seem cool to the younger generations. But he isn’t cool stoner grandpa that hunts vampires, he’s fucking Barry that hangs out by 7-11 before and after the bar.
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I'm not reading any of that.
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Take your meds dickface.
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Eat shit and stop ruining all the threads cocksucker.

You're a fuckin idiot.
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kevin hash wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:29 pm I'm not reading any of that.
Ha, now it looks like you’re yelling at me. And I probably should be yelled at. I wonder what did become of Robert’s posts. *walks off into the dark whistling.*
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I think I'm going to subject myself some more WWE tonight.
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kevin hash wrote: Sun Feb 20, 2022 6:12 pm I think I'm going to subject myself some more WWE tonight.
Good luck. The Arab shows tend to be extra terrible.
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Yeah I think I'll opt out.

Goldberg in 2022. :drool:
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