Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

[The Schwartz]

that was fucked up Stallone, there was some great stuff in there even though the retards retarded it up

[The Schwartz]

A million Hadouken's to your candy ass

[The Schwartz]

I understand man, and the premise of your thread changed dramatically without your blessing. I hope perhaps one day we will see great promos again.

[The Schwartz]

[The Schwartz]

Bungvox got some of his wishes

fired today

Kozlov
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Melina
Gail Kim

[F/K/A HAPF]

Melina will still be in the back fucking everyone.

[The Bill]

Well, now that we have a proper thread for general pro-wrasslin' you can reopen the promo thread. Although, I don't see why promos can't be here as well.

[BUNGVOX]

Bungvox got some of his wishes

fired today

Kozlov
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Melina
Gail Kim

[The Bill]

Bungvox got some of his wishes

fired today

Kozlov
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Melina
Gail Kim

Gail Kim actually quit, the others were booted. Which is a shame since she is the best wrestler the Diva's had. Oh, and TNA, just because these folks were in the WWE doesn't mean you need to rush out and hire them, okay?

[Turd Murder]

Ladies and gentlemen, I interrupt this banter to bring you breaking news...


WWE figurehead Vincent K McMahon will soon be announcing some startling changes in the back, which will surprise the world
when on this Monday night's RAW Vinnie MAc will reveal to the audience (through his puppet HHH of course) that the new head booker of RAW will be

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Gabe Sapolsky

Startled smart marks will be alarmed at the backstage news (that is, not a part of the RAW storyline) that...

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WWE is buying out DragonGateUSA and acquiring all video rights and current contracts of the talent. Sapolsky will not only be directing the overall flow of RAW (and revamping or scrapping all storylines except for the war with CM Punk), but also be playing an on-air personality as well. Sapolsky could not be reached for a comment.

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SYKE

[Astronaut]

I'm a fan of pro wrestling. no shame and nothing to hide.

[F/K/A HAPF]

CM Punk would do well to hit a Pepsi Plunge on HHH

[ThePhillyExperiment]

What happened? Did you lock it? I didn't even lock my "Say stupid things" thread when streven and eh_d had their girl fight.

[soiled depends]

This is more gay than Sir Elton John.

[BUNGVOX]

i honestly feel that if they can't properly utilize talent i.e. chris masters then they should just give them their release so that they have a chance to ply their trade elsewhere.

[The Torsion]

Another wrestling thread.

[The Torsion]

I think Schwartz has overstayed his welcome.

[Astronaut]

just to make a point clear; wrestling fans realize it's men in their underwear pretending to hurt each other.

[badgevvrecker]

It's not my fault a bunch of jellybrains can't follow some simple rules....

Once SADFUCC got involved I had no choice. I hope you understand Schwartz.

hey look, i'm back. learn to keep your fucking mouth shut and the thread might survive.

[the awesome Assassin]

[the awesome Assassin]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsNTSHd ... re=related<

[the awesome Assassin]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq-eDhbO ... re=related<

[BUNGVOX]

It's not my fault a bunch of jellybrains can't follow some simple rules....

Once SADFUCC got involved I had no choice. I hope you understand Schwartz.

hey look, i'm back. learn to keep your fucking mouth shut and the thread might survive.

the thread deviated from his vision cut him some slack.

[Broken Into Pieces]

first off, locking the promos thread because people were discussing wrestling instead of posting videos is some straight-up crybaby faggot shit

second, someone called Austin Aries a "coked out 'roid freak"... I was under the impression that Aries is straight-edge, is that not true? dude's definitely a vegitarian, claiming "healthy lifestyle" as one of the reasons

third, was nice to see props given to Sami Callihan and Drake Younger on BUNGVOX's list of people WWE should hire, but I gotta say, I love Drake but he's pretty much useless if he's not allowed weapons at all... most of his matches in CZW involve weapon use (even the non-deathmatches), in Chikara he's used real infrequently (usually to lose to somebody while the commentators put him over as a tough guy), and in DGUSA he's seemingly been used for similar reasons to Chikara only with some sick bumps thrown in 'cause DGUSA doesn't need to stay PG... I love Drake as a wrestler, but if he's not allowed to either use weapons or take sick bumps then he's got no place in a promotion, his standard work is pretty sloppy and hit-and-miss

[The Schwartz]

Aries has been suspended 90 days by TNA because of their drug policy more than once.