Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
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Remember when King Kong Bundy and Big John Studd were doing horrible promos that only an 8 year old like me would think is awesome?
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Drew McIntyre is fucking gold. And Shemus has been at his best as well. Ignore that I’m part Irish and Scottish, you English twat.
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RAW has been fucking great lately. The Judgment Day shit with Liv Morgan is very funny and now Rhea is back, that's gonna be fun. They have awesome in-ring shit going on between GUNTHER, Sheamus, Ilja, Bron Breakker, Sami; and what's now cooking between Drew, Punk & Seth Rollins is going to be great. And now you've got Damage CTRL feuding with Shayna/Sonya/Zoey, those will be great hard-hitting women's matches too.
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Sami Zahn beat Bron?!? I should be more annoyed but Bron has had random moments of green. One time pass!
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This Wyatt stuff baffles me. Are they good? They might not necessarily be supernatural. Still whatever it is, it’s more realistic than Tessa Blanchard winning the men’s title in Impact.
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The Rowan interview part of the Howdy/Wyatt stuff last night was awesome. Glad that dude is back and you really feel the grief of him losing his two best friends in real life. Bo did great selling the beating and laughing it off last night too.
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I'm not some Wile E. Coyote level super genius but was no one in the building mentally capable of just throwing a towel on the guys foot?
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Watching the MJF/Ospreay match, it's not even halfway finished and the fans have already blown their "this is awesome" load twice. It seems like they're having fun, but Holy S AEW fans are some insufferable dorks
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I tuned into Dynamite and saw they were kicking off with that match, and I thought "oh this is cool," and then when the second commercial break during the match happened I realized "they're gonna go the whole fucking hour, no thanks" and just didn't watch the rest of the show.
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Haha I'd try to convince you you missed something good, but we all know that's not the case
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I'm not saying an hour long match can't be good, there have been plenty I've enjoyed. But I suspected it would end like most Ospreay matches, with way too many finishers and that's exactly what happened. I'm glad MJF won and cheated to win but that company just exhausts and bores me.
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Post Money in the Bank WWE has been kind of dull auto pilot stuffs. I guess they don’t care because Summer Slam is here. So, during Cody vs Solo, obviously Orton and Owens intercept the Tongans and is it Lesnar that takes care of Fatu?
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Lesnar is gone gone gone because of his involvement in the Vince sex scandal stuff. Roman is going to be the one returning at SummerSlam, if I had to guess. The whole Bloodline story is that Solo has usurped Roman and taken out Heyman and Jimmy to replace them with his own crew. Roman won't take kindly to that.
GUNTHER vs. Priest is going to be better than people expect, and GUNTHER is 100% winning. Liv vs. Rhea should be good, and I'm assuming we're gonna get Punk vs. McIntyre with Rollins as the special ref.
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I heard months ago that Lesnar was not let go and still is under contract. Golden Showers Lesnar is best Lesnar.
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I'm sure they're paying Lesnar the rest of what was guaranteed but I don't think they're bringing him back on TV again
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The "Cody as Civil Rights icon" meme never gets old. All due to that one bad AEW promo he cut about how he's more American than Ogogo (a Black British man) because he's got a black wife and a black daughter. That video is hilarious.
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Summerslam is on:
Rhea vs Liv: rhea ripley makes cum flow into undies. Liv needs to be gargling cocks on the hub.
Meh.
Rhea vs Liv: rhea ripley makes cum flow into undies. Liv needs to be gargling cocks on the hub.
Meh.
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I know that's PCO on the right but who is that on the left?
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Shit the fuck up already.
Most important thing is Bron Breaker winning that title, bitch. I can show my kids shit from pro-wrestling doing gay flips and going through tables. They don’t care. Bron hitting those ropes at Mach 10… fucking Star. They like damn, kid, maybe we should watch that. But they won’t.
Most important thing is Bron Breaker winning that title, bitch. I can show my kids shit from pro-wrestling doing gay flips and going through tables. They don’t care. Bron hitting those ropes at Mach 10… fucking Star. They like damn, kid, maybe we should watch that. But they won’t.
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Yeah Bron is awesome. I saw the video WWE posted of Scott and Rick Steiner watching their boy win from the crowd. It was great.
RICK MARTEL. Jesus, I knew the guy looked familiar I just couldn't fathom who it was. It just came to me.
RICK MARTEL. Jesus, I knew the guy looked familiar I just couldn't fathom who it was. It just came to me.