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An aging balding Martel would make a killer manager. I'd be booking that shit.
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He did work WWWF in the mid-70s from 74-77. I went through a big Sullivan phase on the WWE Network some years back and I fucking loved that guy. His influence will never be appreciated enough.
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2024 8:22 am He did work WWWF in the mid-70s from 74-77. I went through a big Sullivan phase on the WWE Network some years back and I fucking loved that guy. His influence will never be appreciated enough.
Did I say WWWF?
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samiam wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
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Closed captioning just called him the "Iron Chic" :lol:
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postaddiction wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2024 11:09 am Closed captioning just called him the "Iron Chic" :lol:
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Made me adopt "iron chic" as what I'm calling my fashion sense henceforth
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New age King Kong Bundy, Bronson Reed is all ready more watchable than all of AEW.

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He did it again this week to Miz and R-Truth. Love seeing a modern day Bundy/Earthquake type. It's been too long.
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The Bill wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2024 11:59 am
postaddiction wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2024 11:09 am Closed captioning just called him the "Iron Chic" :lol:
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postaddiction wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 6:56 am
The Bill wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2024 11:59 am
postaddiction wrote: Sat Aug 10, 2024 11:09 am Closed captioning just called him the "Iron Chic" :lol:
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AEW fans trying to act like Swerve isn't the ultimate midcard World Champion have really been exhausting on social media. If Danielson doesn't beat him this weekend at Wembley then what the fuck is that company even doing?

Rhea Ripley had a Death - Human t-shirt on RAW last night. She rules.
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I liked evil Kevin Sullivan before I got fully immersed into metal. Maybe he was my gateway….
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Oh, and I’m watching Smackdown as I randomly do a couple times a year. Too lazy to go back in this thread and search but I swear Hashbung said something about doing naughty things to Bayley’s ass. I don’t think I disagree
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Introvert wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2024 8:58 pm Oh, and I’m watching Smackdown as I randomly do a couple times a year. Too lazy to go back in this thread and search but I swear Hashbung said something about doing naughty things to Bayley’s ass. I don’t think I disagree
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Yeah Bayley's ass is ridiculous
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