Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

[The Bill]

You've seen his Kill Tony appearance, right?

Sure did. Reminded of this jackass kid I went to college with that would sometimes get all serious or emotional about the stupidest shit when he was bombed. I remember him almost crying about being scared of the Chinese military when we were watching Deep Rising with Treat Williams once.

[postaddiction]

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-ne ... o2miXy2xbQ

[godofdeadlydeath]

Didn't Flair and Barlow recently file for divorce too? That poor kid. Fuck Ric Flair.

[postaddiction]

He's a fun role model when you're a self-centered kid, but it's hard to champion the Nature Boy as the world turns

[godofdeadlydeath]

Yeah after seeing the video of him getting kicked out of that restaurant for being overserved, you can just see him being an insufferable drunken asshole. When he was on death's door back in 2017 or whenever it was, it seemed like he was going to get sober and turn his life around. That stuck for about 6 months and then he was bragging about how he was healthy enough to drink again. Fucking idiot.

[The Bill]

He's a fun role model when you're a self-centered kid, but it's hard to champion the Nature Boy as the world turns

If he’d just remain a drunk menace I’d be down with it, but he plays the sad victim. Oh , boo-hoo, Russo cut my hair. Shut up, Nature Boy!

[godofdeadlydeath]

Yeah he went from being the fun alcoholic braggadocious uncle as a character to the sad bitter old drunk who blames everyone else for his own problems. Fuck off!

[postaddiction]

70s/80s Flair - Shining endorsement for the power of the alcohol supplemented lifestyle
2010+ Flair - Ewww alcoholism

[The Bill]

While I can look back and enjoy some things about old TNA, iMpact Wrestling, due to making Tessa Blanchard the men’s champion is dead to me. While he’s not the champ (yet?), this shit is no different:



RIP AEW

[postaddiction]

Haha especially since she wrestled the Zac Amico of indie wrestling champions - Sami Callihan - for the title. That match would have been disgusting to watch - just a trailer park domestic violence incident in a wrestling ring. Fun fact - that PPV occured live literally across the street from my apartment at the time. Even though I am the biggest wrestling fan I've ever met, I had zero interest in spending $40 or whatever to go across the street and watch this live, so I spent the entire event trying to find a pirate stream so I could watch it from my bedroom 50 yards away

Mox and Orange Cassidy are poseurs of the lowest order. I would actually have more faith in OC (not in his gimmick, but if the guy playing that character was somehow allowed to adopt the motivations of a real wrestler) putting on a solid match than Romper Stomper Lite

[The Bill]

I suddenly wonder if thats how my kids see me when I start singing in the car. I’m so very sorry, children.

[postaddiction]

as long as you don't do that Jericho cha-cha with it

[godofdeadlydeath]

A Republican whose wife was AT THE JAN 6th INSURRECTION performing a Rage Against the Machine song in his band with the right-wing dipshit bandleader of Stuck Mojo as one of his guitar players is really fucking funny. Fuck Jericho, and Swerve is a corny fuck too who thinks that being a one time "World Champion" of a federation that only die-hard wrestling fans know or give a shit about somehow makes him a celebrity.

[cxwx]

A Republican whose wife was AT THE JAN 6th INSURRECTION performing a Rage Against the Machine song in his band with the right-wing dipshit bandleader of Stuck Mojo as one of his guitar players is really fucking funny. Fuck Jericho, and Swerve is a corny fuck too who thinks that being a one time "World Champion" of a federation that only die-hard wrestling fans know or give a shit about somehow makes him a celebrity.

RATM lost all credibility since Tom Morello whined about service he got at a coffee shop like some spoiled brat and whored his name out to Fender for over priced signature guitars. Everything is a homogenized corporate garbage disposal now so what does it matter.

[The Bill]

RATM lost all credibility

Ha! You gave them credibility once? Listen, I like how a bunch of their songs sound, but I never took them seriously. Fucking 90’s teenybopper angst rock for doofus’s. Re-record ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’ and ‘On Too of Spaghetti’ semi-rapping and with great guitar and you’d have a the same thing with a more positive message and better lyrics.

[postaddiction]

Sodia Rabia's censorship of women's bodies triggers me so hard. I wish WWE would turn heel on them and recreate the Chuck and Billy wedding at a Crown Jewel

[The Bill]

Sodia Rabia's censorship of women's bodies triggers me so hard. I wish WWE would turn heel on them and recreate the Chuck and Billy wedding at a Crown Jewel

Thanks for reminding me this is on. Will watch the replay later. Yeah, I hate that and this new WWE is very much about money, so I think they building their Hall of Fame over in that shitty place. Big Dick Johnson should come out and oil himself up with a can that says blood money and I can hear one of the South Park guys doing a voice from the speakers saying. “You cover up women because you’re all fags, so her some big dick covered in your oil for you, fags!”

[postaddiction]

Make sure to stay away from social media. The dirt sheet feeds are spoiling everything.

I saw Brian Holtzman last night. He said "fag" about 1000 times. This woman up front kept looking back at everybody laughing with this sour face. I was proud of her for not walking out

[The Bill]

Make sure to stay away from social media. The dirt sheet feeds are spoiling everything.

Thanks. I just realized I didn’t watch Smackdown yet. Guess I’ll fast forward through that first. It’s like I’m collecting comic books again, have to read Spider-Man #376 and then Avengers #456 to know what’s going on in Galactic Titty Bar #3

[The Bill]

YouTube decided that if I like Cornette I must like Russo and keeps recommending his clips. I watch one with Al Snow shitting on AEW, which was fine but the big takeaway his Russo’s catch phrase for is show “Russo’s Brand.com WHERE THE PROS ARE THE PROS!!”

Dear lord is that just bad.

[postaddiction]

I'd rather watch Brett "Sentinel" Baier's show on Fox News than listen to 5 seconds of the original BRO

[The Bill]

Once upon a time the main WWE was so dreadful that I refused to watch it and would only watch NXT and AEW. I would get ever so slightly annoyed with people like Cornette or my dog’s teddy bear for dissing it, but even then I had… what’s it called? Go away heat? X-PAC Heat? I’m not watching this crap heat? I had that with a few people on AEW. I think they’re all gone now, but it was Joey Janella, Sunny KISS, Big Swolle , and this fucking retard midget:



Fuck him!

[The Bill]

It’s unfair to hate someone without knowing them, but I want this fuckface dead:

[The Bill]

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