Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

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Sheds new light on the "kiss my ass club"

[The Bill]

The whole time he’s doing the Kiss My Ass Club, he was wishing it was the Three Black Cocks Cum Club.

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WWEmmure

I WANNA WATCH YOU, EAT HIS SHIT!!!

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I really hope her nickname was "shithead" around the office.

[kevin hash]

Goddamn the Royal Rumble sucked dick.

CM punk needs to fuckin retire already. Looked like absolute shit. Can't wrestle without getting injured. Needs to go the Heenan route and manage a stable.

The bitches were terrible which comes as no surprise. 30 women and maybe 5 of them have actual skills.

4 way match was a snooze. Roman is being sleep walked to some sort of title run record. Who cares.

Men's rumble was the usual shit. I know they really want to do the Cody "finishes his story" stuff but I think it would rule if he never does. Because let's face it....he's not superstar material.

Has wrestling fallen so far that we pin our hopes on the 21st century equivalent of Ronnie Garvin?

I want Bayley's asshole in my mouth.

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[Foot Foot]

bah gawd it's an actual outlaw mudshow:

[The Bill]

How can you tell they got muddy?

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The video I posted was made private. Billy Jack Haynes killed his wife.

[The Bill]

The video I posted was made private. Billy Jack Haynes killed his wife.

I was thinking about that lunatic when the Vince stuff broke. About what he said about Vince “Killer” McMahon.

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[kevin hash]

The video I posted was made private. Billy Jack Haynes killed his wife.

I was thinking about that lunatic when the Vince stuff broke. About what he said about Vince “Killer” McMahon.

Billy Jack Haynes was right.

Vince "Rip Cunt" McMahon.

[The Bill]

RIP Ole Anderson & Virgil!

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I thought Ole had passed a few years ago. That sucks about Virgil.

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[kevin hash]

Sting went backstage after his match grabbed his gym bag, lit up a cig and said...."fuck this business" as he walked out the back door of the arena.

Darby Allin will OD on fentanyl before the year is out.

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[ThePhillyExperiment]

[The Bill]

Adam. The best there was, the best there is, the best there ever will be. He was also a touch whiny and too serious. I think he got kicked out of paradise because of sunny days.

[The Bill]

Adam. The best there was, the best there is, the best there ever will be. He was also a touch whiny and too serious. I think he got kicked out of paradise because of sunny days.

[The Bill]

I haven’t watch AEW since Punk left, but I’m watching Sting’s retirement match out of respect to the man and as a sign I’m closer to death.

Wooooo!

[The Bill]

Sting coming out to Metallica. That must have been expensive.

[The Bill]

Jesus Christ, Darby Allen with that glass and blood. Fuck!