Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

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I like how the guy literally did a Shock Master trip through the front door. Only thing that could have better would be if Duggan had hit him with a 2X4

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Hope vince sells the shit to the Saudis its not like WWE means shit anymore.

Worst wrestling promotion ever. EVER.

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Hope vince sells the shit to the Saudis its not like WWE means shit anymore.

Worst wrestling promotion ever. EVER.

Fuck that. At least they didn’t have a woman as their World Champion. Impact will always be top of the worst list.

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Pretty much all wrestling sucks balls.

I only want to watch wrestling shoots and old timers telling stories. The rest of it is useless.

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Decided to watch royal rumble. Tuned in just in time to watch the women's rumble match.

Lots of prime cunt.

Commentary is awful as usual.

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How is it that the commentary is worse everytime I watch this shit.

Piper Niven could feed her big Montana to me anytime.

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1000 years of peace.

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Cena’s huge bald spot makes me feel old.

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Who's watching Mania?

I am.....and I'm sure I'll regret it.

Theory vs. Cena:

I liked heel rapper Cena back in the day. Once he want make a cunting wish babyface I stopped giving a fuck. I've never given a fuck about Austin Theory.

Typical curtain jerker match. The commentary as usual sucks balls.

Ref bump in the first match....really? Nut shot. Pin fall.

Good execution but a foregone conclusion. Nothing earth shattering.

4/10
You can't see Hitler.
Woof.

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Ricochet/Strowman vs. Alpha Academy vs viking raiders vs street profits.

No skin in the game here. Should be a mess.

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Rollins vs. Paul

Logan Paul is a pud huffer. But to his credit he seems to get the subtleties of the business.

Never really got the whole Rollins thing. He's got pepto bismol colored pants on which automatically makes you the loser.

This match is in slow motion. Pick up the pace boys.

YouTube guy KSI is dressed up as a milk bottle or something. Maybe if I was 13 I would care.

Paul does a mean splash off the top. Dude can move. I'm not a fan of all the false finishes though.

That super kick to Paul's face.was fuckin vicious.

Not great but pretty solid. Paul is going to be around for a while and in top feuds no doubt about it. Dude needs to get on the gas and beef up a bit

7 out of freakin 10.

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Bayley needs to go poop on my dick.

The crowd is collectively going to get hot dogs and popcorn....or taking a nap. No one cares.

Lita has been in the ring for 2 minutes and is already gassed. Still looking like she goes for thick rods.

Stratus looks like a soccer mom that eats dicks while her husband is down at the docks unloading ships.

Lynch has a nice juicy ass.

Feel good win. I hate the "everyone gather around so we can catch the idiot moonsaulting off the top" routine.

Plick/10