Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

[kevin hash]

Rollins vs riddle was stupid.

That cage was stupid. No blood. Just a bunch of spots.

Not main event material. Not now Not ever. Matt Riddle sucks.

[The Bill]

Finally, after many months of seeing good to meh Nitros, brother. We introduce to you the n.W.o.

[The Bill]

I looked into infinity and I say the only true 5/5 match ever is Hogan vs Andre.

[cxwx]

This Tristan Nash shit is pretty horrifying if he legitimately died having a seizure/ heart attack from alcohol withdrawal. 26 fucking years old.

[The Bill]

[kevin hash]

Ugh.

Why is WWE still so awful?

[MPD]

[kevin hash]

Sgt Slaughter wants cunt.

[MPD]

[The Bill]

It’s official AEW is GLOW. Fuck this promotion.

[Zerohero]

Greatest Athlete , Greatest Wrestler, Greatest Guitarist...its all the same guy, he's cool, he's cocky, and he's bad.

[postaddiction]

https://www.wtaj.com/news/local-news/lo ... ce-report/

A deathmatch wrestler getting arrested for hard drugs in a Gummo hoodie after snorting 10 bags of heroin and nodding off in the driver's seat of a jalopy is like Cascade Whore's wet dream, eh?

[The Bill]

https://www.wtaj.com/news/local-news/lo ... ce-report/

A deathmatch wrestler getting arrested for hard drugs in a Gummo hoodie after snorting 10 bags of heroin and nodding off in the driver's seat of a jalopy is like Cascade Whore's wet dream, eh?

I was hoping it was someone I heard of like Teddy Hart or Jeff Hardy.

[postaddiction]

https://www.wtaj.com/news/local-news/lo ... ce-report/

A deathmatch wrestler getting arrested for hard drugs in a Gummo hoodie after snorting 10 bags of heroin and nodding off in the driver's seat of a jalopy is like Cascade Whore's wet dream, eh?

I was hoping it was someone I heard of like Teddy Hart or Jeff Hardy.

You're aware of the new Teddy Hart documentary on Peacock, eh?

[cxwx]

https://www.wtaj.com/news/local-news/lo ... ce-report/

A deathmatch wrestler getting arrested for hard drugs in a Gummo hoodie after snorting 10 bags of heroin and nodding off in the driver's seat of a jalopy is like Cascade Whore's wet dream, eh?

Can someone even snort that much heroin without spontaneous combusting?

[kevin hash]

https://www.wtaj.com/news/local-news/lo ... ce-report/

A deathmatch wrestler getting arrested for hard drugs in a Gummo hoodie after snorting 10 bags of heroin and nodding off in the driver's seat of a jalopy is like Cascade Whore's wet dream, eh?

Cornette hates that fucker. He will have a field day.

[kevin hash]

https://www.wtaj.com/news/local-news/lo ... ce-report/

A deathmatch wrestler getting arrested for hard drugs in a Gummo hoodie after snorting 10 bags of heroin and nodding off in the driver's seat of a jalopy is like Cascade Whore's wet dream, eh?

Can someone even snort that much heroin without spontaneous combusting?

It was probably garbage heroin cut with all kinds of other shit.

This is why real heroin addicts do fentanyl.

[The Bill]

https://www.wtaj.com/news/local-news/lo ... ce-report/

A deathmatch wrestler getting arrested for hard drugs in a Gummo hoodie after snorting 10 bags of heroin and nodding off in the driver's seat of a jalopy is like Cascade Whore's wet dream, eh?

Cornette hates that fucker. He will have a field day.

[kevin hash]

Told ya!

Death match wrestlers are all degenerate pieces of shit.

[The Bill]

I didn’t realize it was the same piece of trash that was selling those mock Cornette shirts. It’s so amusing that most of these newer wrestlers that Jim hates end up being just shit people in real life for various reasons.

[kevin hash]

He's generally spot on about all these jerkoffs.

[The Bill]

[MPD]

[The Bill]

I have zero memory of the Brooklyn Brawler ever being in a proper storyline.

[The Bill]