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The Bill wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 2:37 am WCW Daffney was a better “real life” Harley Quinn than Alexa Bliss and the Suicide Squad movies chick.
She was definitely a piece of ass.
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The Bill wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:33 pm AEW is the early years of Rome. Mark my wordsz
They will be in business long enough to see WWE sold off to Disney.

I think AEW has a good 6 to 7 years of ass pummeling on WWE.
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All Out was the best show AEW has ever done and I enjoyed Dynamite a lot last night. It's finally coming together. They are definitely the #1 Professional Wrestling show, but WWE will not die. Smackdown still rules, too.
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:53 am All Out was the best show AEW has ever done and I enjoyed Dynamite a lot last night. It's finally coming together. They are definitely the #1 Professional Wrestling show, but WWE will not die. Smackdown still rules, too.
I only watch AEW highlights never whole shows.

I refuse to look at WWE at all.

Only Georgia Championship Wrestling is real.
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The Bill wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:31 pm Jesus christ! How fucking stupid is WWE. The Undisputed Era was the next n.W.o. DX is garbage and everyone fucking knows it. The fuck are they thinking. All ego. Lets bury anything good WCW did. Rome lasted so long because they learned to incorporate things into it’s being. Ottoman Empire didn’t last long because they stuck their own religious bullshit and forced their own culture instead of absorbing what they got.
I loved Undisputed Era but they never would have worked on RAW or Smackdown. They're all 5'8" and Cole is the only one with a personality or mic skills. He's better off in AEW. Fish will retire soon, Kyle will go back to Japan or ROH and so will Roddy eventually.
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Since Vince still thinks he's a genius he's going to ruin all WWE shows with bland steroid body builder fags.

No more bland vanilla midgets its bland steroid dudes.

I never understood the Adam Cole hype.

Who cares.
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New NXT…..

What the fuck!

Dudes, even the most nu-of nu-metal is better that 12 year old girl hip-hop theme. The fuck with all the paint color. Why are we calling it 2.0 none stop. Remember when this was the best show 4 years ago? I officially hate WWE, This is next level gay. Next level dog shit on your shoe.
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This is amazing horrible! My fucking, God. AEW wins life. WCW Thunder wins life. Will never watch THIS again unless I’m trying to find a reason to kill myself.
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I fuckin' told you years ago that WWE sucks dick.

Vince McMahon and Bruce Prichard are mentally fuckin shot.

Disney Stars on Ice for total pee pee sniffers.

Fuck WWE. There's a reason all their top stars are getting the hell outta there. It's fucking dogshit.
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Oh and Kevin Dunn....fuck him too.
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I love Prichard’s podcast but it’s ever so apparent he’s a kiss ass hack and useless without Paterson. Also, lack of Jim Ross behind the scenes as well. Anyone with balls to confront or try and edit McMahon and his “writers” his obviously missing, but never as much as it is right now.
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I think AEW needs to stop signing people for a bit.
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Meanwhile on NXT:

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Won't watch that. WWE is fuckin dead to me.
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kevin hash wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:54 am Won't watch that. WWE is fuckin dead to me.
It’s firmly in the so bad it’s funny camp. But seriously, WWE’s showing from 2019 to present completely negates their right to ever make fun of anything WCW… or even fucking GLOW, ever again.
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Exactly. WCW at its worst is better than anything WWE is doing.

Everytime I put my eyes on any WWE programming for even 30 goddamned seconds I regret it.
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Adam Cole matches in AEW have this bizarre commentary where Tony Shavanie obviously wants to fuck his girlfriend. I like it.
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Nov 6th & 13th ‘95 Nitros are the most entertaining shit I’ve watched in awhile.



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there's a beautiful section of Tupelo

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Started watching ECW hardcore TV from the beginning. I will report findings as they happen.

First few episodes are TERRIBLE. 2 no name fags on commentary but Terry Funk is there for star power.

He immediately starts feuding with Eddie Gilbert.

Tommy Cairo, Tony Stetson, Rockin Rebel, Glen Osborne, all terrible thus far.

Sandman in full surfer gimmick.

The super destroyers with some no name manager vs. The EZ riders

Best part of the first zodes is cosmic commander of wrestling.

Has the same ring announcer and John Finnegan os the ref.

The straw hat guy is front row.

They clearly had a ways to go.
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NXT 2.0 War games is about to start. I know it's going to be a mistake but I'm gonna watch it for us.

Coverage incoming.

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Okay so it is pre-show time.

This is my first time seeing the flourescent color scheme that they switched to. It really is not helpful.

Joe Gacy is in NXT? wasn't he in CZW a few years ago?

Sam Roberts and the blond bimbo hosting this thing are so robotic.

Bron Breakker is a terrible name. WWE needs to capitalize on him being a Steiner. I mean fuck...why wouldn't you?

The fans hate these new wrestlers. All of them seem saddled with Vince gimmicks.
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Women's War games

Some chick came out to some faggy pop punk music and was on a skateboard. I guess her name is Cora jade?

Not a single one of these no name chicks knows how to sell. Everything is so obviously powder puff.

Now Gigi Dolan is out and I just realized that was the tampon chick. She's the most credible wrestler thus far actually does moves and has some personality.

This match seems seriously too long. Just a bunch of spots with no structure at all.

Mandy Rose is fuckin hot. Has the best dumper in the match.

Now there's a ref I the ring?? Since when? Now they are counting pins??

What has WWE done to wargames?war games?

Cora Jade needs to show off her snizz on pornhub.

It's weird that she won the match for her team. She needs to get some more training because she is not ready for TV.

2/10.
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