Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

[The Bill]

Edge with that greatest intro ever and I just wish it wasn’t Edge who used it. Fucking best of all time.

[kevin hash]

AJ vs Edge

This one will be the match of the weekend.

Knee to edges chin looked fuckin ruthless.

This match is kinda slow...I hope they aren't going for some sort of 40 minute deal.

Here Again they want a steamboat vs Savage classic and it is not all the way there. Not sure what it's lacking because they look to be putting in some work here.

That spear ruled.

I'm not into damian priest at all.

Good match overall. 7/10.

[kevin hash]

Sheamus and the other assholes vs. New day.

Hey look at us we're 1900s hooligan guys in our panties

Fuck this. I have never liked new day. I wish that ridge Holland dude would have broke all their necks.

Sheamus still having a job blows me away.

Butch......more like fuckin jackoff.

0/10.

[kevin hash]

Lady’s match is epic In it’s fetish.

Lots of prime cunt.

[kevin hash]

Vince McMahon's face......he's looking like Desi Arnaz in the cancer years.

I think Austin theory is a fucking douche. This guy is like 21st century Alex Wright.

Hopefully pat macafee is a better wrestler than a commentator.

Night 2 is pretty terrible I must admit.

Macafee is a pretty solid wrestler. I'm really impressed.

Vince looks like shit. Clearly off the roids. He looks horrific like I almost can't look at him.

The whole pat vs Vince part was horrid.

6/10 for pat being way better than I thought.

8/10 for theory taking the stunner like a legend.

10/10 for Vince taking the stunner like a total dipshit.

Wrestlemania next year.i want to see stone cold vs chris reifert.

[kevin hash]

Roman vs Brock.

I'm hoping this is their last match. I swear they have been headlining wrestlemania for years.

Big moves back and forth.

Reigns for the win. How weak. I've never liked reigns. What a pud.

5/10

[kevin hash]

I seriously hope they cut it out with the 2 night bullshit.

They could have done a really solid 3 hour show. Too much filler.

Dudes like Otis and chad gable don't deserve to take up air time. This is supposed to be the fucking show of the year.

[cxwx]

Drunk driving crash. She killed the other driver.

[The Bill]

I saw a shoot interview with Candido’s brother. This bitch was a next level fucking cunt.

[cxwx]

Bill DeMott’s daughter was killed by a drunk driver and he was on some local news program saying she should have her hall of fame induction revoked. I like how she’s whining she needs water for her cotton mouth after she just ended someone’s life.

[kevin hash]

What a piece of shit.

[The Bill]

Flair vs Steamboat in July. I knew Ricky Steamboat being a topic piece for a lot of Conrad Thompson’s podcasts was no coincidence.

[kevin hash]

That sounds like a terrible idea.

[The Bill]

That sounds like a terrible idea.

Well, Steamboat pulled out I guess. I bet Sting replaces him.

Shit, haven’t watch a WWE nor AEW anything since Wrestlmania. Still very slowly going through pre-NWO Nitro. It was fun for awhile, but just too much time spent on Hogan. Can easily see why the fans would turn on him, outside of just 90’s era anti-hero culture.

Heard about the Sasha Banks/Naomi walk out. Now, if 90% of the other women would follow their lead RAW might be barely bearable again.

[zombiehead]

[The Bill]

My favorite is Britt holding her head after getting hit in the stomach:

[kevin hash]

That sounds like a terrible idea.

Well, Steamboat pulled out I guess. I bet Sting replaces him.

Shit, haven’t watch a WWE nor AEW anything since Wrestlmania. Still very slowly going through pre-NWO Nitro. It was fun for awhile, but just too much time spent on Hogan. Can easily see why the fans would turn on him, outside of just 90’s era anti-hero culture.

Heard about the Sasha Banks/Naomi walk out. Now, if 90% of the other women would follow their lead RAW might be barely bearable again.

I haven't paid any attention to wrestling. I have been watching old Nitros too. I'll end up watching em all. It's better than current wrestling.

[The Bill]

Joey Nutella em be very smartest!

[The Bill]

Decided to drink some rather strong beer with a teddy beer on the can and watch this there AEW Double or Nothing.

Wardlow vs MJF. Perfectly fine.

Hardys vs Bucks. Started fine but then turns into typical super human nonsense where dudes are kicking out of being shot point blank range to the face. Jeff is looking sloppy and doing stupid shit at his age. No way this dude doesn’t OD eventually from just painkillers.

[The Bill]

Ana Jay vs Jade Cargill. Please. PLEASE! Can we stop with women’s wrestling already unless they’re naked. Brawl for it All, why not have Boobs for it All, and let these stupid bitches use their tits as boxing gloves and go at it like that. Ratings would be huge, bro.

[The Bill]

I fast forward most of this shit after Joe lost. Paige Van Zant, though.

[The Bill]

Holy fuck, it Kyle O’Reilly shooting on Darby Allen.?

[kevin hash]

I haven't watched AEW since Moxley refused to join up with Jericho's group of fags.

I just cannot get myself to care.

[kevin hash]

Is bloodless hell in a cell on today?

[The Bill]

Is bloodless hell in a cell on today?

Yeah, I guess. Maybe I’ll scan through it tomorrow, if I have some wine. Yeah, probably not though.