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So here we go:

Corbin vs. Drew McIntyre

First off....the fuckin sword shit is stupid. I can't believe this idiot was the top guy at one point. Never cared about this dude. The difference between McIntyre and the berzerker is that the berzerker ruled. Anyone that comes out in rootbeer colored panties is automatically a fag.

For as long as this feud has been going on it should have been a steel cage match.

Standard WWE fare here. Both guys know their trade but it's hard to not just go take a piss like I want.

Fuck it I'm gonna go piss.....
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I was in the bathroom taking a piss....Cole was yelling his head off. I was unconvinced that anything was happening.

Corbin loses as predicted. Is this feud over? Will they transition to Corbin vs. Moss now?

McIntyre slicing the the ropes in an attempt to cut madcap head off. No one cares.

3/10
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Mysterio's vs. Miz and Logan Paul

I sometimes feel like the ball got dropped on Miz years ago. Now he's just toiling away in bottom of the card social media reality show gimmick matches. Logan Paul can suck my dick.

Dominik mysterio needs to get on some roids.

Listening to the commentators creaming their jeans about the Pokémon card that Logan Paul bought and is wearing around his neck like flavor flav is truly proof that this match has nothing going on.

Let me state that as usual the commentary sucks huge dicks.

Mysterio still has it. Pretty amazing considering the mileage.

Logan Paul seems to understand wrestling as a heel. Pretty good skill set. Could have nuclear heat if he sticks around long enough.

Oh wait.....miz turns on Paul. Hmmm. Interesting.

Oh well. 5/10
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Gable Steveson introd by Stephanie mcmahon

I know they are high on this dude but I don't see it.

Steph....just yard your milk wagons out for the boys.

Gable zzzzzz,eveson.
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kevin hash wrote: Sat Apr 02, 2022 5:29 pm
I missed the first 30 mins of mania. I heard something happened to that boogs guy.

I hate to admit it but I love Happy Corbin.
Fake knee injury.

I kind of dig Lady GaGa Becky Lynch. Bianca Bellaire can go work at Popeyes for all I care. This Wrestlmania is technically better than Russo’s shit shows, but ever so dull.
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Becky Lynch vs. Bianca Belair.

Don't care really but Becky Lynch is looking extra naughty with the new haircut going. Plus her ass......I'm gonna spray jizz.

Belair looks good too. But the hair turd needs to go. There has to be a hair vs hair match in the future.

10 seconds in and Lynch is doing the Frantic overacting. I want to drill her asshole out.

This match is decent but I can't focus on anything except Becky's butt meat.

Gonna cook some food.....fuck it.
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Lynch vs. Belair.

Predictable. I hate when people come back from shit that would obviously fuck them up.

5/10
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Seth Rollins surfing on vince mcmahons desk is rad.

Okay so here we go....the big reveal.

Cody Rhodes as predicted. Major pop.

Slow build on this match. This is the first match on the show that feels like a major match. Back and forth. Good stuff so far.

Welcome back to the big leagues bitch.....Rollins rules.

I just realized cole isn't on commentary but all the commentators sound like him so....same same.

Extendo jobber sesh for Cody.....telegraphing the big win.

What's the point of having Finishing moves anymore?

This match is their attempt to recreate steamboat vs Savage. This is good shit but way too much kicking out of finishers for my taste.

Lot of build and back n forth with Cody getting the win. Now let's see what's next. How long before he puts the stardust gimmick back on?

7/10
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I'm glad taker came out in a suit and not in gimmick.
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Rousey vs. Flair.

I have never been convinced that any of the women in WWE could win against rousey in a real fight but whatever.

Watched the little pre match build. Pretty decent. I think I could watch WWE more consistently if it was just carefully edited clips.

Rousey looks like shit with makeup on....can't she just say fuck makeup? Or does sweet lord Prichard get pissy.

Charlotte's pancake ass makes me annoyed.

Her hair to ass ratio is distracting.

The amount of ass kicking Ronda has to take to make Charlotte look good is astounding.

Tired ref bump telegraphs the ending a mile away. What a piss poor main event. They could have at least made flair juice.

0/10
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It was fuckin Cole.

Fuck the commentary. The worst part of WWE. Pat McAfee is as big of an idiot as Corey graves.

Night 1: 5/10
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Oops I guess I missed the stone cold match.

Just as well.
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kevin hash wrote: Sat Apr 02, 2022 10:25 pm Oops I guess I missed the stone cold match.

Just as well.
I’m not going to say it was a classic or anything, but it was the highlight.
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Watching it now.

I'm not sold on the premise of the match at all. I think the build could have been better.

Austin doesn't look like he's lost a step. Taking a lot of risks considering the neck issues he's had.

Good match really. Kevin Owens is a made man now.

Saw his last match in Seattle when he wrestled the rock. That was a fuckin classic. This is definitely not that but definitely serviceable.

Hopefully this was just a one off though. I would like to see some sort of new Dangerous Alliance with Austin and Paul E. as the managers with a new crew of heels.

Oh well....selling Austin's beer was the real goal here.

6/10
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No idea who will win Lesnar vs Reigns. No idea what makes the most sense. No idea.
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Hopefully someone comes out and fucks both of them up.

Wahlberg fag can eat my shit.

Here we go.

Fuck stupendous by the way.

Here comes HHH.
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Well I guess that's one way to say you're retired. I know HHH gets some hate but I always thought he was killer.

RK bro.....I still think this is some sort of veiled pedo reference.

Street profits.....who cares.

Alpha academy.....more like "I can't believe these assholes still have jobs" academy.

This match does NOTHING for me.
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Some good shit in that match actually. Nothing offensive but definitely won't be remembered.

Gable zzzzzeveson out to show off some skills. I'm not sure
I'm all in on him.

5/10 for the tag match.
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caught this randomly while i was painting the basement, thoroughly enjoyed.

didnt realize this guy was dead
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Omos vs. Lashley

This omos dude reminds me of giant Gonzalez.

Lashley pulls off the win. I hate giant wrestlers anymore.

2/10
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This Jackads match is the worst thing I’ve ever seen ever. Fuck fuck fuck! Not amused. Not fun. What the fucking fuck.
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Sami Zayn vs Johnny Knoxville

I love the set up for this match absolutely love it!

This match rules so fucking hard. Flair steamboat it is not but it got me laughing.

The commentary is even worse tonight.

10/10
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Liv Morgan needs to scissor with Naomi.
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Lady’s match is epic In it’s fetish.
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Rhea Ripley could fart in my mouth.

This shit is what makes me hate women's wrestling. Another fake superplex spot....gah....hate this shit.

Why is Natalya still employed?
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