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Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 10:29 pm
by kevin hash
Watching elimination chamber.

Goldberg vs reigns on first. Champ out first. Tradition means nothing anymore.

The match happened and I missed it. Who cares.

Women's chamber match.

Liv Morgan needs to throw her pooder out there for the boys.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 10:30 pm
by kevin hash
Alexa Bliss and Liv Morgan need to scissor so I can really let some cum fly.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 11:08 pm
by kevin hash
Charlotte Flair has a pancake ass.

Why is she the champ? She sucks.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2022 11:26 pm
by kevin hash
I turned this stupid shit off. Soon as I see baron Corbin I immediately do not give a shit.

It's back to old wrestling for me I don't even know if I have it in me for mania.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2022 5:35 pm
by postaddiction
During some sort of manic episode last November i bought WrestleMania tickets, wanting to get in on a local WM before it sold out. When am i ever gonna learn? Anybody want to buy 2 nosebleed seats from me?


Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:48 pm
by The Bill
Been watching a variety of pro-wrestling. You know you has never ever had a bad match as far as I've seen, Terry Funk.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:26 pm
by The Bill
Except for Flair's "with a tear in my eye." Has there ever been an epic WWF promo?

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:36 pm
by kevin hash
The Bill wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 6:48 pm Been watching a variety of pro-wrestling. You know you has never ever had a bad match as far as I've seen, Terry Funk.
The Funker was a master craftsman in the ring. Relevant across all the decades.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:39 pm
by kevin hash
The Bill wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:26 pm Except for Flair's "with a tear in my eye." Has there ever been an epic WWF promo?
I don't know brother.....Macho Man had some masterful promos but I do agree that it is hard to top Flair at the Rumble.

Even his pre match promo is killer.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 12:46 pm
by The Bill
kevin hash wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:39 pm
The Bill wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:26 pm Except for Flair's "with a tear in my eye." Has there ever been an epic WWF promo?
I don't know brother.....Macho Man had some masterful promos but I do agree that it is hard to top Flair at the Rumble.

Even his pre match promo is killer.
Macho’s stuff is legendary but still insane or comedic. Flair was serious with both feet planted in reality. I guess Austin’s 3:16 & Punk’s pipe-bomb. Some of Paul E’s as well, especially when he confronted Bischoff & McMahon. But Heyman and Punk are shot based, 4th wall breaking. Flair was pure in story line.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 3:43 pm
by kevin hash
Macho was in his own reality.

Arn and Tully could cut some rock solid promos too.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 8:07 pm
by The Bill
kevin hash wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 3:43 pm Macho was in his own reality.

Arn and Tully could cut some rock solid promos too.
I’m just talking WWF here. Unless you mean The Brain Busters. I barely remember them in WWF at the time, other than they fought against Demolition, so I hated them.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:48 pm
by kevin hash
When it comes to promos and WWF....there's macho man and flair when he showed up. Other than that....WWF was a void in the promo department.

If ever I mention arn and Tully I will never be talking about the brainbusters. I remember how disappointed I was when they showed up with that STUPID name. They barely talked at all while they were there. How pathetic is that?

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2022 5:11 am
by The Bill
I’m sure there’s a Heenan and Jake Roberts promo we’re missing. But the NWA is swimming in epic promos. Even WCW has a bunch.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 4:38 am
by The Bill
Holy shit! One million years later, it occurs to me that The Ultimate Warrior is a ripoff of the Road Warriors.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:34 am
by kevin hash
Ultimate Warrior was a butt pumping loser.

Fuckin hated him.

The blade runners was a total road warriors rip off. Good thing sting had superstar written all over him so he could strike out on his own.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:45 pm
by The Bill

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2022 7:19 am
by postaddiction
I actually wrestle now


Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:31 pm
by cxwx
“The death metal legend!”

I hope you banged Jael :bigdog:

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:36 pm
by cxwx
I like how you were the most massive guy there but did the cowardly heel “please tag me out right away” gimmick. Nice height on selling being hip tossed.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 11:12 am
by kevin hash
Goddamn wrestlemania is 2 days again this year. I'm struggling to understand why.

But I will be bringing the high level analysis for some shit ass matches.

2 nights of crap for one maybe 2 matches.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:41 pm
by postaddiction
cxwx wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:31 pm “The death metal legend!”

I hope you banged Jael :bigdog:
No, but i think we practiced small packages together one night

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 4:22 pm
by cxwx
Kristin Ditto looks like she’s seven feet tall.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 5:00 pm
by The Bill
kevin hash wrote: Sat Apr 02, 2022 11:12 am Goddamn wrestlemania is 2 days again this year. I'm struggling to understand why.

But I will be bringing the high level analysis for some shit ass matches.

2 nights of crap for one maybe 2 matches.
The Wrestlmania pre-show is sooo bad and lame I developed neither AIDS nor Sars. I think it's given me Crohn's Disease.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 5:29 pm
by kevin hash
I turned that shit on for about 10 seconds.

I see JBL and I immediately don't care.

I missed the first 30 mins of mania. I heard something happened to that boogs guy.

I hate to admit it but I love Happy Corbin.